If you are unaware the eucalyptus tree evolved to encourage forest fires because it clears all of the undergrowth, leaves fertile ground for seedlings and and encourages the trees to drop their nuts. Also most of the gum trees are like "meh" to the fire, they just shed their bark, sprout new leaves all over and keep going. But wait... Just one more thing, the trees are filled with oils which can make trees explode and send bark and debris flying for miles that can catch more things on fire.
Stay eternally cucked. Shitposting IRL in America for over 100 years ladies and gentlemen, Thank you, Thank you.
It has more to do with wildland fire being a billion dollar joke and doong zero fuel control during the off season, then trying to put out the fires with absolute futility once they have start
Cal fire if your reading this suck my big fat cock
Samuel King
>he thinks he can control a eucalyptus fire Oh sweetie, you can't, you can just get out of the way. Hows that 100ft tall wall of fire going? Bet it moves pretty fast huh?
Easton Baker
>BLUE WAVE >Burn to death I don’t care what anyone says God is a funny motherfucker
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Apparently Portugal received the same gift some the aussies years ago too. It's all in some infographic aussies like to shitpost with in wildfire threads. Post it OP, or the Internet Police will take away your shitposting license
Nathan Martinez
the jews have those trees too, I can't wait for them to mature
Jason Anderson
i grew up with these trees on family property they are quite nice
Nicholas Harris
Australia, the undisputed shitposting champion of the world
I like eucalipts. Its the goverment that sets up the fires tho.
Jonathan James
Excellent.
Jeremiah Thompson
Wildland Firefighter who fought this season there. I can assure you when it comes to large campaign fires with CalFire managing it is probably some of the biggest waste of taxpayers money in the fucking country.
Brandon Bailey
The trees love fire, the thrive in it. pic related, a few weeks after a bush fire.
Red Card firefighter here. Fighting Wildland fires is a joke. They are only bad because humans got into the Wildland firefighting business a century ago and never let small fires burn.
I say fire all the Wildland firefighters and let everything burn so it can return to normal.
t.military firefighter that occasionally fights Wildland fires.
Brody Russell
because i didn't think it would happen here.
Anthony Jenkins
I approve of your exports, Ausbro
Charles Cruz
That fire is less dangerous than your local government
Liam Peterson
>send bark and debris flying for miles Yeah mate, no.
God bless Australians >t. An ex Californian who hates California more than you ever even could
Your service will never be forgotten
Josiah Hill
Just got off work in Oakland about an hour ago. It was smoky as hell and a bit hard to breathe. Whatever. Fuck the bay area.
Cooper Johnson
This is what California gets for being so anal about the lumber industry and not letting people cut down trees
John James
After about a week or two the trees are covered in leaves like that user, everything is black for about 2 weeks then all of a sudden bright fucking green everywhere overnight. Sure about that bong? rfs.nsw.gov.au/plan-and-prepare/know-your-risk
No, it's good for nothing. It just boils and makes the trees explode from pressure. The only animal on earth that can eat it is the Koala and the result is literally the dumbest animal on the planet. If you put gum leaves on a plate a Koala doesn't know what to do with them.
Those photos are from the atlas/tubbs fire in santa Rosa.
I lived there for 20 years and the area of coffee park had no eucalyptus or gum trees.
Fuck you.
Angel Mitchell
Embers, meaning the wind blowing debris, not the tree exploding and shooting shit for miles.
Alexander Rogers
Eucalyptus sucks but they can never make up their minds on it. Eucs are slightly better than live oaks, but bay trees have a superior smell.
We also have wild turkeys from Texas which I try to run over. They know these are invasive species but Californians are freaking retarded about nature, it's like they’re terrified of it.
Austin Kelly
Every time I see those things I see Thanksgiving turkey walking about. Why aren't we eating them for fun?
Hunter Cruz
Underrated post
Ayden Perry
Any bros in here near the fire? It’s about 15 min up the hill from my house...
Jonathan Parker
yeah I'm between the two fires right now in OP. the simi one is blowing my way though. gonna keep an eye on that one.
Brody Long
Heck I’d kill them for fun. Would be a good reason to get a bow and arrows. Wonder if you can get one that can you can hide in a backpack.
Hudson Morgan
No but the smoke was pretty serious in the Bay Area today.
Lincoln Long
You damned Aussie, you're laffing, but don't you realize all the damage your filthy prank trees have caused? These trees have cost us at least $1,000,000,000 in damages and resources alone. DONT LAFF
Robert Smith
That would be a drop-bear, mate. Vicious buggar.
Michael Allen
I expect Aussie reparations when we elect Ruth Ginsburg as president in 2020.
Zachary Butler
We don't call them the "Sudanese of the trees" for nothing
Kevin Price
The only problem I have here is these fires tend to burn out the republican areas of CA, so actual real people are affected. Oakland hills fire? I'm LOLing. Fire in the Santa Cruz hills? Fucking good, hope it spreads. Fires in LA? Hell yeah flame on burninator.
Ayden Garcia
Probably shouldn't have planted millions of them then hey? Probably shouldn't protest logging them then hey?
After the midterms, I'm all for this spreading all over the states.
Brayden Green
Why is everything in Australia designed to kill people?
Next the Drop Bears will become real.
Jordan Sullivan
I had some fuckin milo, after two of my aussie friends told me endlessly for fucking months about how milo was the greatest thing on earth, and when I finally tried it, it wasn't that great. It's fucking malty nesquick. You crazy fucks eat it raw out of the can. Was that a long term bamboozle?
Jordan Myers
Hope my shit state burns down next summer.
Parker Jones
shit, depending on how this goes I might have to evacuate sometime tonight.
Brandon Ward
Don’t let those fags interfere with God’s plan of smiting California for its repetitive degeneracy, those trees will stay!
Cameron Price
Australia under the orders of the queen was instructed to weaken our country in future generations. there you wanted the truth.
>You scoop in like 4 heaped tablespoons with milk and basically eat the Milo instead of drinking it. We love it. It was hard to get it to mix in with the milk. My friend said you microwave it, kinda worked. I'll give vegemite a shot, sounds kinda good.
Carter Gutierrez
>Be California
You can't. Your State is poor asf.
Jeremiah Campbell
fleshlight, a bit of lube, a belt & 3 cans of Ravioli. Or 9 cans, but pic related
Oh shit, the fire's in oxnard/thousand oaks? That's an hour from me. What you should pack is: >computer >ID/licenses >cash family photos and guns sure pack vidya/entertainment shit LAST
Cooper Richardson
yeah burning and flooding red counties these past few years lul
Nathan Butler
Why don’t they just put a bounty on the trees like 50$ a tree they would be wiped out in a few weeks
Benjamin Turner
wtf? why do you live in hell?
Gabriel Baker
well that is a hot milo, cold milo is best milo, pic related should look like this
