Is anyone else looking to join the Satanic Temple?

Nah, I don't go to Temple, I go to a Christian Church.

Fuck yeah, lets read some fucking (((LeVey))) and do whatever the fuck we want in society regardless of the rules we all agreed on!
>Posts St. Peters Cross because he doesn't understand Christianity at all but is just being an edgy faggot
Dude, this the "My first atheism"TM but with something way dumber.

>Christian Church
Where Father O'Malley sticks his pee pee in your bum bum?

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YOU WILL ATTONE!

I know because this is what a temple of God looks like. Your's is your shitty living room

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Fuck off we have cooler parties.

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Looks corny as fuck though

CAN YOU FEEL THE RUMBLE

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You're jealous as fuck and wanna be us so bad but too much of a pussy.

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What is with all these god damned slide threads?

I saw that pic on Google Images too, you searched for a big satanic temple but couldn't find one. What a big faggot

Will I get a big tiddy goth gf (not a trash looking one)?

No, you dumb faggot.

Me me me me!!!!!

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Yeah because corporations don't fund us and we are independent.

Stupid nigger.

Fuck off christcuck

> corporations don't fund us

Never will, faggot!

Kid, tell me about how evil you are and i will very carefully explain to you why you're a dumb faggot and you need to lurk moar.

Yup

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y tho

It's beyond your understanding.

Also fuck off your "country" is a shithole.

Fuck Lucifer and fuck jannies.

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Fuck jesus

Satan is the shit yo

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Sorry I’m not Catholic.
Once a Roman pagan blasphemer, always a Roman pagan blasphemer.

No. Next question.

Well, at least i'm not Evil. Get it? not Evil? course you don't, it's beyond your understanding.

user turn to the light. The darkness has nothing positive for you.

you know nothing about satanists
abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/bartow/pd-2-satan-worshiping-girls-armed-with-knives-plotted-to-kill-15-students-at-middle-school-
thesun.co.uk/news/7460924/satanic-ritual-brazil-sex-murder-human-sacrifice/
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-15-raped-killed-way-13541036

Now now.

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Baphomet sucks cocks in Heaven

>XPreyqjq

Hmm, you mean "Prey" as in fresh meat or "Prey" as in pray you don't go to Hell?

If evil exists, good exists.
If objective good and evil exist, God must exist.
Since you believe in God, why choose weakness and lies?

Turns out God doesn't like faggots.

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>nationalpolicy.institute/2018/11/06/looking-ahead-to-2020/
Temple of Set is the way to go my man!

Ahem...

Fuck the mystery schools and fuck glow-niggers.

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"I am not, i repeat, i am not a child raping cannibal. Mere rumor and hearsay." - Michael "Nosferatu" Aquino.

Why doesn’t your stupid shit surprise me, two tone?
Pic related is an art, just an art, nothing but an art. It’s done from a selfie knocked up to show a fake tattoo.
A pretty picture is all it is because I’m not an imbecilic cringe muffin. (Well I do enjoy causing the odd cringe but I tend to be aware that I’m doing it so it’s a cognitive choice).
Look, only a very stupid person thinks that they know everything. You’re naive, cabbage like and trusting or you wouldn’t dream of displaying that piss crap NPC flag and you probably think as a born follower that someone else somewhere has all the answers, right? Right. Well I’m an alpha in every regard and I don’t know much more than you in the grand scheme of things.
That said a lot of people aren’t going to make it, so you can be one of those if you’re dead set on it and it’s not I who will suffer. In a couple of seconds I will have moved on. It’s you who’s suffering but it’s you who’s causing it. You must have a terrible time, I understand that, but the thing to do is to stop bringing that upon yourself.
Good luck not being an idiot, son. Toodles.

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Temple of Satan are just neckbeard atheist redditors
Church of Satan is actual religious Satanism

show us tour flag cuckie

Fuck Canaan and fuck Babylon.

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>if objective good exists, God exists
Woah slow down captain that's a big leap there, can you explain why God must exist if "objective good" exists?

How about i facefuck you to death, champ?

Luciferianism is one of the main reasons culture is so cucked nowadays, stupid user. Sci-fi and fantasy are just programming to make you accept a scientific dystopia as normal. Read The Rise of The Scientific Dictatorship.

Yes goy, worship Lucifer you dumb goy. Wear makeup and be a faggot, goy.

LaVey Satanism is for crypto yuppie cops

If things like good and evil are objective, they must be defined by a God. Otherwise the words good and evil are subjective depending on which person you ask.

No one want to convert to Judaism. Daily troll???

Nope. Not planning on joining Reddit or Twitter either.

im looking to destroy it

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No, because I'm not an edgy retard faggot.
>resumes cleaning his G43

IM SORRY JESUS
I WAS JUST BEING EDGY
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No, thank you.

Who wants to hang with angst filled rejects?

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If the initiation is to suck all the other guys off I know someone who’s interested

Fuck off you faggot molested emo tweens. Be a Germanic pagan or kill yourself IRL

LaVeyan Satanism is for lolbergs who like to larp.
Satanic Temple is for SJWs who like to larp
Temple Ov Blood is for brainlet metal fans
Temple of Set is less brainlet but still a cult led by a boomer

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i was a luciferian once
it was degenerate
so fuck you

Fucking cringe

The only way I'd ever enter a satanic temple would be while wearing full knight templar armor with broadsword in hand.

I did for a bit about 10 years ago, but realized I don't care much for the ritualistic aspect of Satanism nor did I want to shell out $200 for a red card. I don't need another organized religion to look to for my own personal values. The Satanic Bible brought a lot to the table, for me, but I'd rather take what suits me and not internalize the things I don't care much about. Forge your own path; don't let others dictate what you should and shouldn't believe.

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Only if I get to sacrifice Karl and Ian for part of their meme powers and Ian's French rifle collection.

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nope

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IF you really want to worship the Light Bringer, aka SATAN, join the Masonic lodge, then later once you've passed 3rd degree join the Scottish Rite. If you're looking for truth that is where you find it. Gotta run now, they after me

>im looking to destroy it (gentiles) for the jews
good goy

Was the community aspect ever good with Satanism?

Christian church was great when I was young. Wouldn't be the same now because, among other reasons, I know too much to be satisfied with literalism.

In the name and blood of our lord and savouir Jesus begone satan.

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Satanism leads in dying old, alone, and destroying your descendants by curses or by physical destruction bc you're a complete piece of shit. Moreover, it leads you dying alone thinking you're all important when really you're surrounded by no one and enter literal hell after death. Christianity leads to full family and friends, ample descendants to carry on your name. It's really a no brainer and can't believe how low IQ you are user to not take the Christ pill. God, who every Satanist knows is way above them, offers Himself to you and you go the other way. Unbelievable. Reminder your forefathers going back to the 3rd Century fought and died for your existence as a Christian. And you turn your back on them. Reminder there's liberals, then there's shitskins, then there's jews, and all the way at the bottom are Satanists. You take one fucking step to look at the anti-European creature and you're below nog, faggot. Satanists get it first and worst on the day of the rope. kys.

Be an individual, maaaan. Okay, why?

LMFAO, he unironically thinks Satan is a metrosexual Germanic looking twink that only has your best interests at heart.

It was fairly similar to many of the atheist forums, but was a bit extra edgy. I mostly lurked, rarely posted, and never really gave a shit about any of the more frequent posters so I can't really give you a more accurate description of the culture. I just joined to discuss various world views and joke about organized religion being for idiots. Hilariously, I was underage b& for mentioning that I wasn't turning 18 until the next month.

Kid, existence is empty and devoid of meaning. Suck my cock with devotion i heard you had a no-nonsense deep-throat motion.

Fucking goyim, first of all Satan is real. Secondly, fuck off and go cry to your Jesus see if he takes pity on you.

fuck you, if anything satanism should embrace sarcasm.

I'm looking to take the top spot in the "burying my foot in your weak faggot ass" cabinet.

you are weak. your perversion of children's minds is disgusting. you are less than a kike and that takes some work.

you don't have to be christian, but you don't have to be evil and try to preach your foul words on the young either.

fuck you and as always OP is a faggot, but this time literally.

Lick my balls goy.

so it was pretty much just shitting on abrahamic faiths and very little actual wisdom?

I still remember the first satanic site I ever went to. they had images of reptilians and said that's what jews looked like under their skin. so I didn't really take any of it seriously.

lmfao, the we are the real Aryans brand of Satanism? lmfao mu black sun n shiet

not a Christ cuck
true aryan son
believer in the gnostic tradition

now that we have all the deets outa the way, I would golden eagle you fucking cunts if I knew id get away with it in a heart beat. Know you only enjoy the grace of society, by its ignorance, and fear, but day by day, more and more of odins sons awaken to your kikery and evil, and we SEE you.

Soon the chains of the good and slumbering, will be broken, and they will awaken, and when they do your ilk will be disemboweled and strewn across our civilization as a reminder to any and all who would succumb to your dark and devious ways.

tick, motherfucking, tock faggit.

you sabbatean/frankist reign is nearly over and when it ends, the sons will taste your fucking blood.

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I think people work best when they can function independently and work towards a common goal by choice. It's part of why Anonymous worked so well for a while.

It's actually the cover of one of the issues of Lucifer from DC Comics (minus the text). It's based off the Lucifer from Neil Gaiman's Sandman series iirc. Also, get better bait if you want lulzier responses.

No

>In order to worship satan they still have to acknowledge God

Confirmed for most cucked religion

>odin

Shut up with this faggot shit about good and evil already, just fuck me up already daddy. I'm right here. End me.

GLADLY

THIS IS FOR YOU FAG

No.

I'm a Egyptain-Greek-Roman pagan.

>believes in deities
>picks the shittest on possible

W E W
E
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Remove yourself from this board.
Digital Holy Water is being sent your way.

look how hideous the chicks are lmao

You're still a spiritual semite.

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>I think people work best when they can function independently and work towards a common goal by choice. It's part of why Anonymous worked so well for a while.

You mean some White people, the few that aren't complete NPCs. The very few, mind you. You're a moron btw, look at NS Germany, and they lost too. You don't have a chance on your own.

>It's actually the cover of one of the issues of Lucifer from DC Comics (minus the text). It's based off the Lucifer from Neil Gaiman's Sandman series iirc. Also, get better bait if you want lulzier responses.

I already knew that shit faggot, it may seem like bait but it's not. I literally look down on all of you with supreme disdain.

>so it was pretty much just shitting on abrahamic faiths and very little actual wisdom?
Yeah, pretty much. I saw some things I never did before, but it got repetitive quickly. I think any forum with usernames ends up like that over time.