Drive past a fat chick

>drive past a fat chick
>turn to my mate "there's one for ya"

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based and redpilled

>wake up
>go on Jow Forums
>sees aussie post

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damn check me out

quality bantz

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>88
>Kek in ID
hi kek

noice

without even looking at your flag I read this with an aussie shit cunt accent

I liked it

Good one cobber

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a thread died for this

Usually.

Good leaf

>See this post in catalogue
>know it's an aussie flag before even opening it

>mate turns to look at you
>”nah, I wouldn’t cheat on your mum like that mate”

I wish I had friends
not Australian ones though :(

Mirin ID and digits

How does someone even make real friends

Oui

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Fuckin goodun cunt

lol, nice 1

MOGGED

A true cunt.

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holy fuck this is a based post

Lmao holy shit bro

You win faggots

You dont. You buy em.

Switch flags immediately pls.

Painfully unfunny

a classic

I hope it was yours.

Quite boy.

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>when you know the OP is australian before you even click the thread

SICK CUNT

who else is waiting for aus/pol/ before you start drinking?

I miss aussie bantz

>*pop*ssss*
Yep that's a good prank bogan

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HAHAHA

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>clink clink clink
Ausposter is about to say something...

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knew the flag before opening thread
have a good day user

An art.

>doesn't have local badcunts at the pub down the road
Cityfag detected

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My dad and grandpa both do this shit to me. Based and redpilled desu

Here we say, 'don't fancy yours much'.

Thank you for blessing us with your presence kek. Ya fooking cunt

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Baka roodypoo

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