I'm from the Northeast and it's full of childless women in their 30s who say shit like this on their dating profiles.
And this is mild compared to most of them.
I'm from the Northeast and it's full of childless women in their 30s who say shit like this on their dating profiles
Austin Gonzalez
Joshua Nelson
Jordan Brooks
damn you must be from the big city with all that fancy book learnin
I'm from the redneck sticks in upstate NY and every childless woman in her 30s spends every weekend at the local bar and cant figure out why prince charming hasnt come galloping in to rusty's barn tavern
then they get all pissy and go on facebook at 3am and write angsty shit like
>IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST
Nolan Williams
Isaac Lewis
Yeah I didn't expect it to be better upstate. I'm from Westchester but it's like 40 miles north of Manhattan so I do get a lot of matches there.
Jace Watson
Pro-tip: match with them and then tell them you're not interested because they've had too many partners. I've been doing this for years.
Mason Sullivan
>northeast
>Miami
Not the northeast champ
Noah James
If you are a childless woman at 30 something is very clearly wrong with you and men are obviously avoiding you.
Jayden Moore
user tip: don't read their bio and spit in her mouth when you have sex with her!
Robert Turner
I fuck with them hard too.
The interesting thing is they said they can never be civil.
The thing that it's them the most though is when I tell them they're too old to to Safeway bear children. This coupled with a gloss over of vector failure rate and genetic failure rate for first time pregnancies Beyond 34 makes them irate.
Tyler Bennett
That's where she went to school. She actually lives in Tarrytown New York.
Caleb James
>fury legs
Gonna assume that means furry. Hard left.
Blake Roberts
>met a girl that is viciously antitrump via mutual friends
>she flirts but continuously tells me that she won't go for me due to politics
>"lol, ok"
>hooked up that night
Tyler Allen
>nfl owner
>loves cheese
I would bet real American money that this cunt is from Wisconsin and owns one worthless Packers share.
t. from wisconsin
Gavin Hernandez
Come to England for a change of perspective, it's full of single mothers in their early teens & twenties looking for a walking wallet.
Benjamin Cook
check back at 37 for hearty keks
don't give them the time of day
Blake Sanders
You are correct sir.
She's a journalist fucked her on the first date.
As I was leaving her Brooklyn apartment in the morning I notified her that not only did I vote for Trump but that feminism was the downfall of the West. I proceeded to get walls of text as I was walking looking for a cab.
Chase Campbell
whats an nfl?
Brody Green
Doing God's work, user. Thank you for your service. ;_;7
Adrian Brown
Why does every girls profile say the same fucking thing?
Lincoln Fisher
Anthony Davis
Brayden Walker
Grayson Turner
Jason Nelson
Women in their 30s are dead already and of no value.
Jackson Turner
If not the National Football League, perhaps
>Neurotic Fisticuff League
>Necrotic Fornicatory Liaisons
>Natty Fuckface Lusters
>New Fag Locomotives
Mason Hernandez
Noah Robinson
Could a city chump from the shitcake of Amsterdam hop a tourist visa flight and catch one of your hogs with any ease?
Jack Jenkins
Woof
Gabriel Morris
Natural selection is selecting against these sorts of """people""".
Jaxon Perry
>Could a city chump from the shitcake of Amsterdam hop a tourist visa flight and catch one of your hogs with any ease?
Do you have an accent?
If so then they would throw themselves at you.
Jaxson Flores
Scottish, Northern, Welsh, Eastend and Dutch at leisure.
Lincoln Nelson
She probably moved out there because she thought she was too smart and sophisticated for the backwards rednecks of Wisconsin. After fucking over 9000 of them, of course. I've known a few of these roasties and it's always a joy to see what they've become.
Jaxon Wright
Make sure you wear skid proof boots because the floor will be so wet
Hudson Rogers
Ayy Westchester user. Harrison here. We should grab a beer.
Justin Perry
Camden Garcia
>started seeing conservative 20 year old who wants to buy a house and start a family
she's cute too
Gavin Myers
If you’re attractive enough, you can say almost anything.
Ayden Howard
She will be raped in the woods and left for dead by a pack of niggers. #tollpaid
Jordan Edwards
yummy
Colton Perry
She's a fucking mess friend. And her childless 40s are going to be filled with alcohol. She drinks literally every night.
Colton Allen
My profile said I was convicted of statutory rape. In those words.
Cameron Collins
>DUI
>Took down a few signs
actual retard
Jaxon Howard
Well, he’s right. FUCK THE SAFE ACT
Nicholas White
Absolutely friend I love Harrison it's like a little Bastion of Republicans in Westchester!
I live in Bedford Hills right next to Soros
Jackson Young
Are you calling bullshit on my made up story?
Aaron Martinez
Upstate reporting in. We hate Cuomo and love our country.
Ryder Roberts
I would tell you to shoot that cock sucker but he lives closer to me and Westchester then he does you.
Evan Richardson
You are on a dating app that advertises its “empowers women” you dumb nigger that’s why you get so many feminist and liberal faggots.
Alexander Powell
I'm sport fucking vapid retards. I'm not looking for a mother or a wife.
Parker Cox
It’s—surreal—how there is zero room for mockery or being satirical or caricaturing vs. the reality of what they are. Mockery would be utterly identical to truth. It’s like the purest trolling imaginable. I guess this explains why I can never quite take SJWs seriously 100%. It feels like a really dedicated straight-face long-con.
Sebastian Gutierrez
>high EQ
Lol
Julian Morales
also.
Eli Howard
Reminds me of those fake tinder profiles of extremely fit fashion model hunks where the subtext says "raped a child and loved it" and the women still throw their knickers at them.
Charles Scott
Rotflmfao!!!! This is gold!!
Noah Brown
>High EQ
Oh shit, what level is she? My gnome shadowknight just hit 110 last week.
Asher Howard
Don't bother, she's nothing but treble.
Nathaniel Gomez
Jason Carter
They're always a fucking mess. It warms my heart. Nothing wrong with having a beer or two after work, but I'm guessing that's not what she does.
James Green
>cuddling
>no hookups
Joseph Edwards
all women are like that
Justin Richardson
>Hello my name is Melyssa and the party owns my mind as well as my body
Samuel Gomez
These women should be raped and beheaded. #whitesharia
Camden Rogers
>32 years old lmao
Brayden Scott
these are the people who teach our children
Isaac White
kek
Isaac Torres
not even joking, you'd get laid your first night here
Tyler Hughes
Kek
Brayden Ross
>8'9"
Kek
Levi Sanders
>sending your kids to a communist-infested school
Why?
Jaxon Campbell
When I went to upstate ny they were still pissy about the war of independence.
Parker Perez
>closed mindedness
I'll cuck you and you'll like it
Nathaniel Moore
Ian Evans
Duh
White men need to stop marrying or dating women over the age of 20
Get your wife under 20 and marry her.
>tfw married my 10/10 wife when she was 19
Joshua Wright
I am 6 years older than her btw
Jace Mitchell
Thx user. I was looking for this graphic. Have something comfy for your troubles
Leo Roberts
Fucking kek
Do they even realize they screwed themselves yet?
Andrew Morales
This one's just sad.
Matthew Walker
No one here understands your ever quest reference you oldfag.
Lincoln Brown
Keked
Justin Cook
donkey, go fetch my cringe compilation
Logan Clark
Fatality
Oliver Johnson
Josiah Martin
Robert Carter
poor women.
David Sanchez
>when I grow up
>39
The sad thing is these idiots can vote
Charles Scott
FINISH HER!!!!
David Green
Why is it always an HK? Did the owner of Bumble get hissy after trying to get their VP9 worked on under warranty?
Samuel Rogers
Dios mio!
Noah Ross
My fucking sides hahahahahahaha
Carter Brooks
wow I own a packers share for comic reasons and I wouldn't put that shit in a dating profile in a million years what a pretentious cunt lmao
Joseph Martinez
Everything they do sounds like a meme, but it's always true.
I tried investing in a girl who turned me down out of the blue one day and immediately pulled the classic farcebook posting 'I need friends around I'm so lonely' thing. Everyone hates her for a really good reason, I guess.
You had one, you moron.
Lincoln Phillips
absolutely savage, a much needed kek after this week
do you do this on a fake profile or on your real one? just wondering cause I think i'm going to start
Nathaniel Williams
>likes going out, and especially being home
What did she mean by this?
Ian Ramirez
This is literally every woman at 30 who had a long term boyfriend that they cheated on. They ALL regret it. I had a chick that I chased for years finally decide it was time to settle down and have a kid and thought that she could string me along until she was ready while fucking a bunch of famous dudes most of the time... I laughed in her face. I'd never seen her cry before... and she's a solid 10/10... but fuck that, I don't need Jared Leto's strain of herpes. Just thought it was hilarious that she thought I'd just take her back because she's never been rejected before.
Cameron Perry
Oh god, dating apps, its like carbon copy women with different names and ages, its insanely NPC like.
Most of them have "make way too many puns for my own good".
Yea really? Do you?
Matthew King
>36
Sure.
Bentley Bennett
Savage.
Nicholas Lopez
You're lucky she didn't accuse you of rape.
Joshua White
You can usually ignore women's opinions because they change their minds all the time. Stupid opinions are forgivable.
But why would any woman type their bio in this way? She comes across as angry, arrogant, masculine, and boring.
It's common on social media. It's like they don't want any friends.