I'm not ashamed of my body

>I'm not ashamed of my body
Why not?

Bruh, that isn't genetic you actually have a deformity.

CUTE

You have to be at least 18 to post here.

you should be
all that fat
disgusting

what the fuck hahahaha

what i wanna know is how do people like this jerk off? like it just doesnt seem possible

>that's the problem: you should be

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just post your IR porn, collect your shekels and go away

We should be.

that poor little guy. he's buried in fat, like an obelisk in the ancient sands of egypt.

Holy fuck

i'm not.

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Man this makes me thank God so much for my 6 inch penis

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Thin

I unironically think obsession with dick size is a sign of degeneracy, so I'd say you have no need to be.

>he gets semi-hard at showing his dick to a bunch of fags on Jow Forums
how many dicks have you sucked exactly

The Jew's kiss will do that to you.

This. When did dick insecurity even become a thing? Around the same time Jewish porn started infecting our culture. What an amazing coincidence.

>posting an average to below average dick
Nobody cares faggot. Look how many (You)s I get for posting my little benis.

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You ought to be.

> inch
stop using retarded measurement system and use Centimeters like a civilized being

Hivemind

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>Has to hold up his tummy to give his dick air.

Fucking hell, it must be DAN something something SCHNIDER

user you have to get up and go for a walk sometimes you know

your heart is probably covered in fat

>When did dick insecurity even become a thing?
When males stopped showering with their peers in high school.

Do you smell that? Is it an herb

MOOOOOOOOOODS

Same. I might not have a monstercock but having a decent size cock is better than a microdick.

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>MOOOOOOOOOODS

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i'd actually suck that

Based

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Of course you would

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>i'd actually suck that
Why? Fat people stink.

Small penises can be the result of a severely poor circumcision. It happens when they remove excess foreskin and they have to stretch the sack skin up the shaft. This can make the penis smaller and cause painful erections as well from the pressure because of the lack of skin tissue.

Don’t feel bad about yourselves anons. The Jews did this to you. Just another reason why they should be gassed.

Don't be. I got a big and hot one. We can get baked and have a real hot size humiliation session. If you can roleplay.

because of that image I almost barfed on my dog.

imagine getting to the point in life where you're posting nudes on Jow Forums

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Did u mean poetry idiot

this isn't funny. why do you care how big some guy's penis is. it still works no matter the size.

Is he circumcised?

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Good for you man!

this makes me feel like a big guy

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>nazi flag
It's an accurate portrayal of the mindset.

>gas the kikes
>circumcised
What did this cringey loser mean by this?

Small penis, not even dangling downward like gravity wants it to. Very, very disrespectful, and I’ll even say - and I mean it - offensive to American sensibilities.

your penis would be normal sized if you weren't so fucking fat

rise up betas

I'm only like 5 1/2 inches hard, am I fucked? I had sex once in my teens and she didn't say anything about it, but it didn't seem like she was in pleasure

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>being this European

underrated and true.

That’s fine for most women. I’m only a little over 6.

Wait for real. Guess NPC is international. Must be a system bug.

That's probably because you were fucking her navel. She was to embarrassed to tell you.

You should be.

pretty much, yeah. might as well just start taking hormones now :3

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You should be.

BPA and hops from beer and weed and other endocrine-disrupting chemicals cause this.

You know how I spot a female role player? They say they never measured it.

lol the jews stole your foreskin

post moar cocks plz

yikes.
>maybe you should be, Shlomo.

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>1 second apart

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>hops from beer
Is that why IPAs become so popular with s o yboys?

7" virgin here AMA

FIXED YOUR IMAGE FAGGOT

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jesus fucking christ. some people's will to live is amazing. this dude must be like leo in the revenant.

wtf 2 npcs malfunctioned right in front of our eyes.

this glitch wasn't supposed to be so visible... damn devs

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Almost all male porn actors are circumcised, some people just have tiny cocks

>canadians and americans are different peo...

Proud of your dick but that pride pales in comparison to how much you hate yourself for being a coward?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hops
>Xanthohumol is the principal flavonoid in hops. The other well-studied prenylflavonoids are 8-prenylnaringenin and isoxanthohumol. Xanthohumol is under basic research for its potential properties, while 8-prenylnaringenin is a potent phytoestrogen.[35][36]
>Hops are of interest for hormone replacement therapy and are under basic research for potential relief of menstruation-related problems.[53]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-Prenylnaringenin
>It is reported to be the most estrogenic phytoestrogen known.[1]

4u

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pump version. slays commies...

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>nazi
>circumcised

Pick one kike

English, retard?

I’m sorry I called you a coward. I don’t know you maybe your saving yourself because of your religion. Most virgins here especially those that reveal themselve have a self defeating entitled attitude maybe that’s not you tho

ok listen up fags , here´s how you get a bigger dick over tremendous exercise and diet.
first of all you need to have 0 belly.
2nd of all you need to eat lots of hardboiled eggs and veggies with some tuna chicken any lowcarb meat on the side.
3rd of all you need to jack it , jack it a lot but without cumming , only cum ever 3to5d-7days depending on hornyness.
learn edging that is masturbating to the point of orgasm but stopping it right before.
get a fleshlight and treat it like your firstborn , pumpandump , cleanit , rinse it , reapply cornpowder fuck it daily , make it a workoutsession.
work on your legs abdomen and ASS GLUTUS MAXIMUS. this gives you bigger erections which also last longer and easier to maintains , anything around your dick area that is made of muscles contributes to the bloodflow and girth.
stay away from steroids or anabolica of any kind , they shrink whitemuscle in return of redmuscle which is bad for endurance.
get a bicycle ride it like a whore that you are for cardio , dont be an NPC running on a treadmill , enjoy the sights , hell even sunbaths , views whatever at your leisure.
if you´ve no job or a job , get a job that consists of manual labor. werk werk werk werk.
i could write a book about this but your penis is a muscle filled with blood , if you neglect it and blame genetics thats on you.
god bless , amen now get that dick growing.

based and redpilled desu

alright op, id let you fuck me with ur tiny dick

like how lmao

I sucked Alex Bertie off ask me anything

dude..

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Absolutely amazing and worth pointing out

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