Im gonna start taking phone calls now

Mega dittos Rush!

>I prefer the feel of a 100 grit piece of sand paper
>Fighting through the pain boosts testosterone

>What part of its all sorts of elites do you not understand?
>communists, Zionists, fascists, satanists
>The list goes on and on, and theyre all crazy

>Rush is a neo-con traitor
>I am the only classical liberal voice on the air waves....today

>Infowars.com
>user you are a true patriot thank you for the call

HEY OUT THERE! THIS IS TOKYO'S VERY OWN, 1#, PIRATE POWERSTATION, JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OVER THE HOOD, THROUGH THE STREETS, AND RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN! WE'RE TRANSMITTING OUR SIGNAL STRAIGHT TO YOU. Y'ALL GOT YOUR ANTENNAS ON OR WHAT? YEAH, WE'RE RIDING HIGH ON A SMOOTH STREAM OF SUPERSONIC SOUNDS! AND I'M YOUR CAPTAIN AND DJ, PROFESSOR K!
JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>We don't allow nigger radio hosts from japan on this show
>*click*

>pee pee poop poop

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>THAT UKI UKI WAKU WAKU FEELING!

BASED

>IT WAS THE FUCKING JEWS ALEX

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM SO HORNY AND LONELY!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! How do I get a gf mr. jones!?

>Is that code for something, or....?

>This is the info war and I am the 6 gorillion

youtube.com/watch?v=72KbeqN7pZ4

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>user, you just need to walk in there, look her in the eye, hold your hand out, and then shove some brainforce down her throat so that the woman of your dreams will snap out of the brainwashing the globalists have done to the general population and wake up to how brilliant you truly are

>Watson's only here because I owe his mother some serious favors
>She's got pictures of me doing the big kahoona if you know what Im saying
>To keep her from releasing them I gotta give Paul a job and tell him he's doing a great job, even though he has the lowest views out of everyone on the staff here

Alex literally "names" Jews, like Soros and Rothschilds. People here who shout JEWS...

NEVER NAME ANY!1

You just say Jews like it explains everything when it doesnt. People who say "Name the Jew." Literally never name a single one.

what are you talking about we name every jew when we post articles and the author has a jewish name, then people write "Jow Forums is always right" right after. are you this new?

Hiya Alex, user here - long time listener, first time caller
>Great to have you on the show user, what do you want to talk about today?
Well I recently bought your water filtration system. Since then I no longer find Adam Sandler movies funny and I'm no longer attracted to traps.
>Good for you user, anything else?
Oh, yeah, RACE WAR NOW! GAS THE KIKES!

“First they came for the nazis. And i didnt say anything because i was a (((humble))) (((water filter))) (((salesman))).”

>INFOWARS, WE SAY NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

>user, a race war wont work, the globalists want us to be divided and fighting amongst ourselves while they suck our souls away
>Might I recommend super male vitality

Bill, please, this LARP is getting too intense, you'll already go down in history as the greatest performance artist of all time. Just please stop it now before it gets any more out of hand.

>HEY HEY HO HO your shitty call has go to go
>*click*

>Why does everyone think Im Bill H- look Im not Bill Hicks Ive never even met the man
>Can we get a comparison shot up, thanks
>See user we look nothing alike

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hi alex
long tome listener
first time caller
can you do
a barrel roll?

>do a barrel roll?
>What does that even mean?
>Do I look like a communist?

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Alex, all the shootings and terrorism and hysterical leftism its all symptoms of our rapidly changing world. some brains just can't cope with the explosive changes in society. Having everything so instant but still holding the values of the past, this confuses and frightens some brains and they will lash out at the ones that can deal with it. All the conflicts happening are growing pains of human evolution. AI isn't some robot or phone assistant application, cyborgs aren't some people with bionic limbs, they are us. Any of us with internet access and enough spare time to use it. Time is up for people who just can't stay afloat.

>But user the argument isn't that we're becoming connected with our machines
>The argument is that any benefits that technology would provide via transhumanism, longer life greater strength, etc will only be used by the elites while you are distracted on your little light box

i think you and i are on the same page user

Yeah yeah whatever Bill, next you're gonna deny that Sam Hyde is your son too I bet.

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Gas the Jews.

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Excellent taste

Why don't you shit post on Jow Forums on air Alex? Are you afraid of (((them)))? Fucking pathetic, we all know you come here Alex and you can't man up and admit it, imagine the amount of fucking idiots on other boards would start watching you if you revealed your power level.

>Because rule number 1
>You don't talk about it, that's why I say "online message boards" instead of mentioning you by name
>Do you really want a bunch of new fags showing up here, more newfags than the number of migrants in the caravan?

>Thankyou user

>Sam who? Wasnt the the one that shot up that school full of crisis actors

user, see
>Might I recommend super male vitality
OP is just LARPing as the water filter salesman humorously.

>LARPing? What, do you think Im one of those fairies that dress up to go to comicon or one of the anime conventions
>Get real sunshine, Im a man, not a testosterone deprived little....creature thing

Yeah that's the guy Bill, how does it feel knowing your son is a murderer?

Kek. I'll let you have your fun, OP. Carry on.

>I don't know what you people want
>Look I've shown you the photos, I've even had my real son Rex live on air for all of you to see
>The main stream media accuses me of being nuts, but then people like you come out of the wood work to tell me I'm Bill Hicks and my son is a school shooter
>Look, you see this, this...is a representation of bill hicks' skull. As you can see from, we do not have the same facial structure
>I don't know what else I can do to get this through your head

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Yo, Alex! What you gotta say bout those imported animals they keep fillin in civilized countries like Eu and US of A? What a man of reason can do? Other than being less gay that is.
We gonna name the jew/zionist/Soros and fight them or what?

Gosh Alex gee, I'm sorry man, I'm just trying to bring you this information. If you'll allow me to backpedal lemme just say that Caveman is just unbaliebable.

Y'all need also to check this on jews and all their hate:
pdfdrive.com/eustace-mullins-curse-of-canaan-1-e17557459.html

And this 10truths on islam:
archive.li/TNmfx

user out

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>Fight Soros? We already are user, by sharing the articles and videos you are making an impac
>And look, Trump has already been calling out Soros, he knows what kind of animal he is
>And there's already articles out about Soros losing his mind because "oh no the liberal world order is coming to an end", well it's not real liberal, not the classical version anyway, it's the warped version the elites give us of everything

>I'm not trying to upset you user but it gets really annoying when I just want to have a discussion about the new world order taking lsd in LA and how they believe they have visions of aliens giving them technology but then you want to come in here and stop that by telling me I'm Bill Hicks
>How would you feel if I told you that you were Oprah?

>well we've finished our interview with user
>I think it went well, and the war room is coming up now so I'm gonna have to go
>Remember, never stop fighting, I'm not Bill Hicks, and this is the info war

Gee Alex, I guess I see your point, it just seems convincing to me sometimes you know.