My roommate left this in the house. Maybe moving in with lesbians was a bad idea.
What do?
stop picking shitty roommates breh
cum on everything while she's out protesting and getting arrested.
Put Visene eye drops in their pumpkin latte that morning and hide the TP
Poo on it
>what do?
rotate your pic before posting
Don't come on everything but take a shower, then do some calisthenics for 20 minutes. Don't get soaking wet but work up a little sweat. Focus on squats.
Then rub your hand in your crotch along your sack, and rub it on their things.
You can also rub under your arms and neck and rub it on their thing.
>pillows
>kitchen cabinets
>couch
>door handles
You don't want it to be unsanitary (because you're not a fucking barbarian), or to stink.
Just lay those heady male pheromones all over for them to smell just below perception all the time.
Observe the effects.
Report back
Just dont impregnate her and call the child Kal-el
I know a guy who did.
Eat some vegan pizza with the lesbians and share viewpoints.
Become a better person and understand people have beliefs different than your own. : -)
I hope they don’t pressure me to protest. Then I’ll have to say no and endure a shitstorm.
Load the car with shit you absolutely need and set fire to the house.
You're a fucking degenerate.
Here on Jow Forums we consider ourselves men of culture, and sophistication.
That said, my understanding is that the OP's best course of action is to fuck them to death with a frozen log of shit
I've just broken my neck reading that, thanks cunt.
Are they hot?
Honestly, you won’t get any better advice on your style, grooming and approach to get a girlfriend. One good dyke friend is worth 1000 RooshV idiots.
Why would a dyke know what a woman wants in a MAN ?
Hide a dildo in their sock drawer.
kek
Because they know what women want, period. Guys are clueless. I used to casually hook up with a bi girl, who only kept me around for the dick. Her girlfriend hated me. I told her I wouldn’t fuck her, told her girlfriend I wouldn’t go away, until they gave me oral tips. I munched bush for two weeks before I was even near to the gf technique. What women want, and want you think they want and what you can do, are two very different worlds
Eat all their cucumbers, that'll show em.
>eats their cucumbers
>gets herpes and hpv
I've got you, just watch that hate speech.
Fuck me, you yanks take everything literally. No wonder big bang theory is seen as a masterwork of comedy
OP there were some greasy fucking kikes at that rally, 3 of the 4 speakers were Jewish ffs. Ferndale is fun but man I hate its residents.
Can confirm shitposting is the only remedy
>not making them eat all the eggs
Shiggy
bazinga
>Ferndale
You knew what you were getting yourself into
Cheers love. I don't get it though, all that text on the bottom after 'Trump/Pence regime' are all positive things. The nasty cunts should be celebrating not demonstrating. I'd jizz in their shampoo bottles if i were you.
Yeah its tiresome isnt it.
If they aren't trying to prove you wrong about some infinitesimally unimportant fact, they are sperging out over muh guns muh trump muh niggers.
Yet they all play minecraft and don't have any GFs to replenish the white race with.
Trump is going to die lol
I recommend a book called "The Coddling of The American Mind", it's got interesting insight on why these people behave the way they do. If you see how they behave during debate as well, it's pretty illuminating. I like Crowder's "Change My Mind" series for that very reason, specifically the Pro-Life and Pro-Gun ones.
this was meant for Coffee time
No politics with roommates. And vegan pizza sounds terribly gross.
>understand people have beliefs different than your own
That's why he found out that living with lesbians was a mistake.
Yep, i've joined the NRA and am campaigning for more guns for americans. It'll probably work itself out in the end.
WE MUST BE IN THE STREETS PROTESTING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE MIDTERMS!!!
Ehh, I dunno, I'm kind of busy, I have a Tinder date, and yoga class, and I kind of wanted to go to the club....
IMMEDIATELY SATURDAY
Underrated