How does one ascend past being a smelly dumb zoomer scum?

i am a 99 boomer
fuck niggers

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89 here fucking a 95 and its great

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'96 DOOMERS WILL END THIS WORLD
SO HELP ME GOD
WE WILL CRASH THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIORS

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1995 Boomer-Z master race reporting in

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Can confirm, lost my virginity to a cute 22 year old student teacher durring lunch.
t. 1990 boomer

good job my fellow 80s boomer

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You're only a Zoomer if you're born in 2000 and later. 1995 to 1999 is it's own mini generation, not Millennial but not Zoomer.

I have Zoomer cousins born in 2000+ and gender dysphoria is common with them, they have trans classmates and think of it as normal, they didn't know basic things like who was president as kids either. They don't know how to tell time with an analog clock. They didn't play outside as kids either or socialize much with kids outside of school. They stayed indoors all day. Not into exercise or sports.

sounds like your family is just stupid as fuck

>95 to 99
>its own mini generation
You are not special zoomer.

97-99 is Zoomer. They don't even remember 9/11 and grew up with Ben Shit and Hannah Montana and Johnny Test.

96er subhumans always aay this
>g-guys were all the the same. Birth year doesnt m-matter

>t. 30 year old boomer

97 1488 bois

I was born in '84 but relate more to late gen x. Must have been all the older siblings. The first toy that I bought with my own money was an Optimus Prime.

Generation dysphoria

Which one are you boomers?

Also Soulja boy and Club penguin are more Zoomer while the other things are late millennial.

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31 next month.

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Technically, only 2000 and after are zoomers.
1996 onward, though, differences between y and z become blurry
(1993 boomer here)

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Their classmates are just as dumb. 1984-1994 are stupid SJWs who are always triggered and love communism and avocado toast. 2000+ are gender dysphoric morons who think there are 50 genders who never played outside and always stare at screens.

1995-1999 are the middle children who are smarter and more alpha than Millennials and Zoomers

if I were born in '91 what does that make me?

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1990 here which was the last good year
technically 1989 but 1990 gets a pass

you zoomers are pathetic faggots and your girls are the easiest lays ever
>have a 1 bedroom apartment to myself
>zoomers have to share with 4 roommates to afford a place in the city

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No shit? I lost my virginity to a cute 26 year old (Spanish) teacher, from Spain

1996 here. Revenge of the Sith truly was a masterpiece, at least if you were young when it came out. I'll never forget larping as a jedi after attack of the clones, then seeing revenge and having my mind blown by an actual good prequel film.
I'm convinced Star Wars is something you have to be born into. I never liked the OT at all and thought it was cheesy garbage, but I loved the prequels. It's just timing, man.

A faggot.

>tfw 1998
Guess I made the cut as a non-retard.
Didn't think that 1998ers were zoomers though.. are we zoomers or millenials?

All life ended in 2000

Checkin' in boys

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Good days

You are jealous the 1995 to 1999 babies are more alpha than you.

Try mowing your lawn.

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Salute, bro

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For clarification
1994 to 1996 is Core Doomer

Anything below that is old gays
Anything past that are fags with shit taste

Core Doomers were Raised on Shit like Kids WB shit where we watched Jackie Chan Adventures, Yu-gi-oh and Pokemon

And than at night it was Toonami time of Early Naruto, One piece, Dragonball, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, And Zatch Bell

With everybody running around with their Gameboy Advances and trying to download very early internet Porn from Dad's Computer

The doomer mode starts once the 95/96 person got onto newgrounds and than early Jow Forums

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based

they finally made a zoomer meme that captured me

Neither. 1995 to 1999 is it's own mini generation.

>1990 master race reporting

we came in during the middle of the ride. not as out of touch as gen X, but as wise and cynical as them. and half knowing what it's like not growing up with technology and adapting and growing up with tech

we knew what it was like to play outside with the neighborhood kids until the street lights came on. and the internet was something you'd go down to a moldy slug infested basement for. like checking an old tome or seeing if turok worked on your pc config.

90s kids ranked:

95 > 96 > 94 > 97 > 98 > 99 > 93 > 92 > 91 > 90

Middle of the 90s born kids aren’t faggot millennials or zoomers obsessed with Fortnite and vaping. We’re the most based of all.

CHECK EM

>1996
>zoomers
haha lol, 1997 arent even zoomers

1997 Thank god I'm finally being accepted as a zoomer, I felt bare out of place as a "millennial" who I have nothing in common with

Yeah, was a total find fuck at the time. She was really touchy with me and would kinda flirt me me all year, then one day she asked me to stay in for lunch to make up a quiz and she sat next me as i started and we were talking and it got very heavy very fast. 6000000/10 would do again. Only happened the one time though.

93 kid here. Did you guys even play outside with your friends? Feel like it stopped around 2005 or something.

91 kid here, Dunno how it is in Norway, but I do see quite a few kids play outside here especially sports and this is with our shitty weather.
However don't think they play hide-n-seek and shit like that which is a shame.

>muh street lights
Why the fuck do boomers always parrot this line

Haven't seen one that mentioned runescape. Thats essential late gen Y core.

>he's never played outside
>glued to a display since birth

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Based

Don't fucking diss Ben 10 you grandpa. Shit was tight af

gay as fuck literally who shows

Definitely, but Teen Titans stands above all.

This tbqh. I'm already seeing 4-5 year old kids with their entire lives glued to tablets. Bit scared for future gens.

Because when the street lights came on it was time to go home or dad would woop your ass. Its no maymay, thats how it was. It was either street lights on or mom hollaring your name out the front door at the top of her lungs, if you couldnt hear her you were too far away from home and were in trouble.

This

Additionally I'm throwing Maplestory in there too

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Ben 10 was lame. Codename K.I.D.S. Next Door was way more based.

96 doomer,v
I will be 25 in 2 years and 2 months. I can remember watching toonami every day in the summer of 01 and playing outside all day. Where have the years gone?

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Out of all cartoons, Johnny Test?

1995 here
pretty fuckin accurate just change soulcaliber 3 to 2

I've been on the computer since I was 2. You should've been scared 18 years ago.

>Going down to my cold concrete basement in the night to boot up the PC and play some Tiberian Sun on the large CRT monitor.

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don't be salty bro, we're here to show you the way

we can only tolerate the zoomer new dance and fortnite faggotry for so long

I used to have an alarm set to wake me up in time to watch Inuyasha on Toonami. Those were the fucking days man...

We stole apples, bullied people, explored the woods, that is what's fun.

One of the most boomer sounding posts ive ever read

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Fantastic taste as well

Youre way too old to be saying bro

Staying with the cartoon network theme, Courage the cowardly dog was as good as they come. Grim Adventures too

89 here and i'm pretty sure i'm in a coma imagining all of you.

checked, 95 is the most enlightened dob

93 boomer here. You're no zoomer, bucko.

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>*cracks* sips* heh, you'll be alright kid

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>95
>there are people younger than me on this site
>been here for 8 years
God fucking damn. I'm not even an oldfag and this makes me sick

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I miss the Teletubbies so bad. Take me back

Only kids i see outside anymore are tar babies and they just throw rocks at cars or run out in traffic or leave their bikes in my yard. Thier coal burner moms are no where to be found. Nieghbor has 3 tar babies, 6, 3 and 2. Leaves them out front while shes on her phone in the back. I live on a very busy street, they almost get run over daily. Came out to get the mail once and the older two where beating the shit out of the 2 year old.

For me
It was Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy with my great value cereal

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Number 3 was my first intro to yellow fever
Sooooo fucking based

Are you me?

We were thinking the same thing rus-bro

1488

'91 here. Core Gen Y according to the chart

>he didn't watch adult swim when it was good
Sealab boiz ww@

what the fuck, you're not russian

Ahhhh GDI & NOD. That and Runescape were my childhood.

t. 97'

Ed, Edd and Eddy was the shit and a near perfect cartoon.

Danny Phantom

>Courage the cowardly dog
peak cartoon. also, one of the recurring antagonists was a literal jew

Ooff, you guys are hitting me with too much nostalgia rn

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>stole apples
This guy in my neighborhood grew tomatoes a fuck ton. He was over 400lbs and in his 40s and lived alone with his mom. His enite yard was tomatoes front and back. We woukd steal his tomatoes and have tomato fights in the church courtyard, priest and head head sister would get pissed. Tomato guy was based though, didnt mind and was a HAM guy and in the KISS Army, gave me a brick of firecrackers on the 4th when i was 7.

That show was retarded

Ye, I grew up in the states.
I'm vacationing in my grandma's Dacha for the year.

>telletubbies
Bananas in pajamas, lambchop, wishbone nigga.