Dummy grenade prompts school evacuation

>not pulling the pin and sitting it on your desk when she freaks

Fucking we used to play with these on the playground up until those two faggots shot up columbine, bunch of slack jawed pussies these days.

how dare people not have the same knowledge about explosives like me

Klebold and Harris ruined it for future generations

Dude, it's fucking hollow!

Another case of boys being treated like defective girls i see.

>Be a teacher
>Witness school shooting after school shooting
>Nothing done to ensure safety
>Paranoid
>See a simulacrum of an explosive device
>Panic

>Retards on Lemurian civilization discussion board
"What a stupid cunt caring about her safety!"

Can't expect people who virtually know nothing about it to just figure out something that identically looks like a grenade but with a hole to be harmless, come on

Maybe it explodes with airpressure, duh?

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I took some inert grenades to school when I was a kid and nobody cared they didn't even have a hole in the bottom

It still made of metal. Just because it had the priming pin removed doesn't explain shit.

>look sensei, there is a hole in the bottom
>it has
>NO GUNPOWDER

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I can understand a young female teacher being this stupid, but how many male teachers should have realized this was a dummy?

>The gun wasn't loaded when it went off

So what you're saying is, school should have classes on firearms and explosive? Count me in.

>hole in the bottom
>absolutely empty
Watch out user, your coffee mug may explode in your face as you sip smugly

>no-nadez identified
Most of these actually have spent detonators but of course are just hollow.

What's the point of an inert grenade? WOuldn't throwing a rock give you exactly the same training?

Teachers know literally nothing

imagine if he was brown and brought a nigger rigged pressure cooker or a suitcase full of wires to school

leftists would be throwing money at him

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The size and weight being the same I suppose

>Faggot missed the point
Just because someone who is not an expert on the subject says something you should believe them?

This.
PE teacher literally handed these out to kids and had us out in the field behind school setting up bunkers to attack.

Im almost glad that the vast majority of cool ass ww2 vet teachers are dead and cant witness these faggotry.

Reminds me of playing with these things. The one I had was even green and made of solid metal and instead of that thing on the bottom you put the cap piece into the top and had to drop it upside down to make it POP.
I also used to buy the star cap pistols all the time. Loved those things.

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>sees toy gun
>calls police
> u guys are retards she cares about her safety
>greentext
>le epic troll meme

Cool grenade Ahmed, want to come to the white house and get a scholarship to MIT?

It's not retarded? It's retarded that you'd imply a young, female primary school teacher would 'obviously' know something appearing to be a grenade wasn't armed and not freak the fuck out immediately.

Only a woman or a faggot would get the cops involved over this

Its just a modern shaped charge, it forms a stream from the cavity, magnetic on the bottom, you just slap that little bitch in the ass and shell stick to your ferrous target and pop a hole in it

/s

When I was in School I had a friend whose father was a detective. He used to steal .45 caliber bullets from his father and give them to me. I would write and draw in school with the bullets using the lead tip.
Nothing happened.
Now they would call swat, I'd be arrested for illegal arms possession, and the father would be hauled before and disciplinary commission.

A gun can have one bullet in the chamber.
>a powder in the chamber
it's goddamn logic, holy shit
What must I do with all my knives in the kitchen drawer? WILL THEY COME AFTER ME? IM NO KNIFE EXPERT
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME

You faggot foreigners are incredible

lol i did that once back in 2007 and that didnt happen because my teacher wasnt a mouth breathing attention seeking drama queen
make a bet this chick is in her early 20's

Context you nigger; it's not retarded if she doesn't know more about grenades than a passing general knowledge from films. Combine this with the national pastime of shooting schools up, what a surprise, she doesnt give it an inspection, she gets people away from the danger and has people know what they're doing deal with it. Assuming that everyone has the same mindset and knowledge sounds to me like youre an NPC.

>mouth breathing attention seeking drama queen
>next day in teachers lounge
>standing next to coffee pot with empty mug
>waiting
>another teacher walks in
>she starts pouring coffee
>"OMG I'm still shaking about yesterday"
>"what? sorry just in for a second"
>teacher leaves, she dumps his mug out
>another teacher walks in
>she starts pouring coffee
>"OMG I'm still shaking about yesterday"

Show & Felony.

Teachers and flight attendants, trained to overreact and turn any minor infraction into a "security event".

When I was in middleschool I brought a rifle shell to school on a necklace from my grandfathers funeral, and hour after getting to school I was in handcuffs being interrogated for being suspected of bringing guns to school.

By your logic we could shut all of society down with a few props.

you know i'm right, le 56% man

>not knowing that grenades have explosive filler and a hollow grenade with a hole drilled in the bottom of it can't fucking explode
sounds like that teacher doesn't need to actually be one, that's not an error in knowledge that's an error in common sense.

they really fucked things up with that zero tolerance shit you can even get in trouble now for drawing a gun

>young
>female
>teacher
Three major red flags.
Found your problem

Except that it's completely unconstitutional and aside from that you're a fucking retard for putting your kids in public school

I actually dated a teacher from this school, major head-case, was scary she was "molding young minds"

where the fuck is a kid going to get a functional ww2 hand grenade? This isnt sweden. Why would anyone assume its real to begin with?

I thought you sold them in convenience stores. murrica yes!

I've dated a few teachers here and there too. You're absolutely right. They are scary in the fact they have a somewhat free reign over the development of young kids. All the ones I was with were idiots. Barely knew much about the very subjects they were supposed to be "teaching."

Not only do we have a problem with teachers using their positions to impose their political ideologies on kids, but we have an even bigger problem with teachers being utterly incompetent in the subjects they're responsible for.

To take a step further why would a kid bring a functional grenade to school and then SHOW it to the teacher.
It's like when that, what was it a third grader? A third graders mom accidentally switched their lunch bags and the kids bag had a knife in it to cut an apple and the kid was all "oh man I shouldn't have this" and gave it to the teacher to hold and the school expelled the kid.

Blue plunger is a dead giveaway that it's a training grenade.

This one would call me to come over and fuck her every time she got drunk

Should have told the teacher it was a pocket pussy and asking you to get rid of it would insult your orientation and identity.

Nice. Same here only she would text if I was awake then come knock on the door at like 2 in the morning on weekends.

Shit, hope it's not the same chick...

Ha you never know

That's clearly a clock, user.

YES

Don't be a pussy.

This

Yes, let’s give children fragmentation grenades. Great idea.

>Young female teacher
>female
Yep

I made my own frag grenades as a kid. I took the largest glass marbles I could get, wrapped it in cap gun paper, and duct taped that mother fucker tight. When that shit hit pavement, shins were killed in a 10m radius.

You can't expect the teacher to be a munitions expert. How about don't bring grenades inert or not to school?

>What is the worse that could happen am i right?

women shouldn't be teachers anyway.

>8 year old school shooters are a considerable thread in america

Around here they order everyone to shelter in place and send a SWAT team if anyone finds an empty .22 casing within a mile of a school.

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How about not being completely fucking retarded?
Would you call the police on a kid with a plastic gun that has a red-painted tip too?

It's a great idea if you aren't a faggot. Which you clearly are.

That's nothing compared to when I got access to gunpowder, or that time I mixed thermite. Hoo-boy, it's a wonder I didn't kill someone. I printed out the "Anarchists cookbook" from the school library in third grade and basically una-bombed my way to (and through) adolescence.

>drawing with the lead tip of a bullet
what? I'm holding a 9mm hollowpoint right now and it aint draw shit

>young female teacher
there's your problem
no problems, an 8 year old has things under control
then an apparently grown woman, can't handle it......amazing how stupid broads are

Growing up a baby boomer must have been fucking weird. I guess that's one way to deal with PTSD. Hey kids we are going to woods to recreate the battle of the Arden. I'll be Patton.

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Good time to hit a bank desu

why did he bring it to school anyways
also based school bomber vs bluepilled school shooter

Audibly kekd

Did you do it?

>toy guns
>but le epic misogynism roflmao

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would you rather if it was left to young female elementary school teacher's weapons knowledge to decide what's potentially dangerous and what isn't?
they were right to put Clockhammad in chains and she was right to contact police

Cool grenade, he should visit the white house.

Heh, yeah. I'm lucky I haven't been caught either. Small towns has its perks. I made a hellhound once, and it nearly killed me. I started being a bit more careful after that incident.

I have one exactly like this.

Sweden uses "grenade" when they mean pipe bomb. Kinda like how bongs use asian when they mean paki muzzie.

>simulacrum
>lemurian
chutney ferret detected

Lol I knew some guy who brought an axe to school in his bag and no one cared.

Well the cops should know its not a proximity grenade. Just walk up to and grab it

No, they actually mean "grenade". I bought a couple of F1 grenades (Probably Latvian or some shit) dirt cheap in Sweden once. $25 or so each.

>Always assume every gun is loaded.
Kind of applies here. Teacher would catch shit if she let it slide and a pearl clutching democrat mom or administrator saw it.