Aus/pol - AHAHAHAHAHAHA editions ;)

What a fucking legend
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>>Refugee visa appeals from Chinese nationals more than double in Australia
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/refugee-visa-appeals-from-chinese-nationals-more-than-double-in-australia


>>'There are times we belong here, and times we don't': Being young and South Sudanese in Victoria
unv.is/theage.com.au/national/victoria/there-are-times-we-belong-here-and-times-we-don-t-being-young-and-south-sudanese-in-victoria-20181103-p50dru.html

>>Migrant workers are the worst paid and 'unlikely to complain about stolen wages'
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/rural/2018-11-02/migrant-workers-worst-paid-unlikely-to-complain-about-wages/10455894

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First for Bob Katters Peoples Republic of North Queensland

goodnight Aus/pol/
even though some of you hate me I love you :)

First for i am the first one here.
Please give me a (you) like comment and subscribe.

Imagine making an aus/pol/ thread at 2am local time.

Go to bed.

Why somalians?

Canada, England, Michigan, Minnesoda, now Australia

Places with good looking whites for some reason can't not fuck it up. Out of all the migrants you can bring in you think cone heads are a good idea?

>"steal his shoos nigga ooga booga"

The only solution is mass hangings.

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nah it was decided
STRAYA FUKKEN 24/7 ULEH

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>Michigan, Minnesoda
Nah, the whole of the U.S. Don't try and play it off like we're more cucked than you fucks.

how are you doing fellow aus/bros/

repost
LMAO
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Here ya go
5th for me wanting to bonk a Thicc Pauline Hanson gf
It's 3am and I can't sleep anyway too depressed and my bed sucks so I sleep weird keep waking up sore alone and angry
Blame Howard some 90s humanitarian (crisis) made him bring 100k+ here by the time they bred due to the chinks out fishing their Sudan coast or some shit
Nobody hates anyone here auspol is a board of peace and love

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ye good feelow ausbro hows shazza?

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Nah, sing it with me
>Gotta send em all baaaac to africa

The US has niggs everywhere, it sjust those 2 states elected muslims from those areas to congress

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That's disgusting and a waste of milo

>13% of population
>everywhere
How did Americans get so outclassed by their own black people?

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I have worked with highly skilled and qualified oil engineers who would wish for this.

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The Jew has gone mad with bloodlust and has quadrupled down. They are now putting he absolute worst of the ghouls (Africans) into areas where whites will naturally retreat to as a premptive strike. This is why you see these beasts dumped in random rural 99% white communities the world over and it only takes a handful of savages to completely ruin the civic space.

what u fellas drinking tonight?

Some of the best quality terrorism videos to have come out in recent living memory.

vanilla coke

Fuck off were full

Oh Jimmy can you sing,
For your American king,
Ruled by kikes he is,
Took your guns he did,
Fought all of Israels wars for him.

Stay eternally BTFO Jimmies

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How bad is the Chinese situation in Australia?

How cucked are you at this point?

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Not my doing one of you lot wasted precious Milo mined for gina Rinehart's brapper
Why the fuck u have it premixed in a gay can? Can't take granules like a real man? Fuck I gotta get some now I was mixing an entire cup with water/milk and skulling the fucker so damn malty
Pure rain water I'm losing weight and I hated beer bloat

They come to the major cities and coastlines for education and fruit picking. The rest of the country is fine though.

I wanna try some of that canned milo in just to see how those fuckers at Nestle manage to mix this shit.
It's like oil and water.

You heat it up first dick head have you never had a cuppa milo?

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Based Aussie Trolley-man

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Fukken shit doesn't dissolve unless the milk is hot enough to start fusing hydrogen atoms.

He will be talking to Australian Ron Burgandy on the today show mark my words.
it will be epic.

>put milo and milk in mug
>put in microwave for a minute
>?????
>Radioactive magic
>Milo dissolves

Read pic for a full account.

Victorian government signed up to the regional Chinese colonisation project and employ Chinese spies in the Premiers office.

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he was a fucking moron getting in the cops way, he should have tried tackling the guy instead or stay the fuck outa the way

So.
What ever happened with the anons that were doxxed?
Something about ABC news, aus/pol and namedrops in parliament.

I have a sneaking suspicions he witnessed the entire thing from the start, and was overcome with rage that he wasn’t carrying a Paul hogan sized knife, and was unable to contain his rage but the police officers blocked his path

So how European is Australia at this point? Is it as bad as the US and Canada?

No, thankfully, but we keep selling everything to the fucking chinese

Way less cucked in those terms, our population will be doubled by the time it's 2050 though. 30% of Australians now aren't even born here which kinda shocked me.

They do what all fags do when they get doxxed go to ground and eventually resurface
I purge my irl friends as well no social media and I wasn't even involved

Pockets of English faggots in each city

Somalian Terror Clan

Somali-born Muslim, known as Mohamed Khalif and also Hassan Shire.

The Herald Sun can reveal the man’s brother is Ali Khalif Shire Ali, 21, from Werribee, who will face a Supreme Court trial after pleading not guilty to preparing and collecting documents to commit a terror attack in Federation Square on December 31, 2017.

The Bourke St attacker, aged in his 30s, was also one of 300 “persons of interest” in Victoria, identified as posing a potential security risk and it is understood he had been watched by police. His passport had also been cancelled for several years. “He was a person of interest well-known to Victoria Police, the AFP and ASIO,” a source said.

The other 30+ percent are 2nd gen + and the remaining are gen xy + boomers who haven't died off yet

I am 100% sure we are majority non white now and in under 5 years thanks to this fucking dipshit govt + Howard + Keating + geoff and all those in between fucking traitors
Wunna know who ooeneythe flood gates? Whitlam in 1974 + made friends with China dooming aus and the west in the future

True, idk why anons don't learn if you are going to have a facebook use nicknames and make sure it can't be linked to you.
And leave Jow Forums on Jow Forums christ.

>that webm

based aussie, cheers mates

Feel like shit, just want him back.
youtube.com/watch?v=JhvmsV9bnxQ

To be honest though our best PM was Edmund Barton, he knew what he was talking about.
aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/APF/monographs/Within_Chinas_Orbit/Chapterone

>cancel his passport and bring him in for questioning pissing him off and tipping him off until he does something then still doesn't deport him
Great job asio you chucklefucks I know your in this thread and have ai pouring over all this shit u suck cunts haha
Yeah I cbf going full pol on anyone anymore their tiny brains always shut down and called me buzzwords like racist sexist weird since I was like 8

Oi cunts do you legit not like Vomit Bombs?
>$45-50 for a slab
>1.4%
>can drink more than 5 without getting bloated
It's like unsalted liquid vegemite wtf is wrong with you cunts?

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Most of them are English and Kiwis though?

>Majority non-white

Based on what?

>1.4%
I am drunk standard drinks in a stubbie.
4.9%

Funny story my mums side fled Africa because of the post pom uprisings so it's hilarious to me he namedropped it all the way back then.

He would be branded a alt right radical nazi and kicked out of his own party deplatformed and put in jail now it's insane how quickly we fell down in under 40 years
Cities are all 1st/2nd gen poos and gooks and the countryside is pozzed

You think I wanna nuke my fucking kitchen?

Are you a half breed african?
Probably worse than being a half breed abo mate.

Use a pot on the stove?

Yeah I'm one of those albino white niggers

Lol retard

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I’m form the west coast. I moved to Melbourne this year, and let me tell you, I was genuinely shocked at the number of East Asians and south East Asians in Melbourne. Chinese mostly. A girl I was fucking from China was also disturbed by the amount of Chinese wording on signs and advertising. She genuinely felt uncomfortable

On the upside we don't have to travel to go overseas anymore...

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Fukken pirate m8

Daily Reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

I can't really speak on behalf of the Australians that live in the infested areas. I do know that a shit tonne of Kiwis have made their way up to Brisbane though. I haven't passed through Melbourne or Sydney or any major city for that matter in about 10 years so I'm not really sure how bad they have it.
Some politicians want to bring immigrants to outback towns now which never worked in the past. They tried it in the 60's with baltik Euros, Italians and Greeks, granted them access to the rest of Australia after they worked for a few years in these towns, they pissed off to the cities immediately. I can't imagine they'll have the same restrictions in place now.

Whatever happens up the line I can't imagine it'll be pleasant.

>not fuck off falcunt
This place is slipping lol

based boomer poster

shhhh falcunt it's your best mate i know who you are full well.

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Lookin good btw you lost a lot of weight ya fat cunt.

I woke up from a sex dream. I was a famous podcaster and two 16 year old groupies came over for an orgy. I had no alcohol and killed the mood causing them to back out.

See this is why i don't mention it you run away ya poof it is trev.

Will we make it to 4am? Trying to give me dick a rest so its nice to have a distraction pulled a ligament in my dick so it hurts to jerk off when fully erect
I know it's 4am the regular stalkers are always asleep at this hour it's safe to say my name
Yeah I'm gonna get back down to 79kg for the incoming race wars or mad max whatever comes first

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Noice m8, hows the commonwhore, i thought you left when you sen Rossi idk if you knew that was always me.

Damn it I forget your old /o/discord handle but name rings a bell
What car u drive again? Mines finally good but can't afford to run it cost of fuel insurance and shit is insane on the dole no work so I'm taking a break
Lol I forgot about Rossi posting I don't go on /o/ or discord at all anymore it's dead
Yeah it's fine just taking a break tonnes of cops rbts and shit sucks here now

The purple vy, used to ride an anime girls bike.
and nah none does since that postie shit fucking ninja crash user he was so fucking mad.
that is why dat moved to pol

Such a shame posties and the tranny ruined that comfy shithole I was actually gonna meet as well but oh well not meant to be
O was a dead board anyway

Cunt don't act like you didn't have a part in it, i was working when all that happened, you 3 shitposted /o/ into oblivion and killed /dbt/ and DAT, /dbt/ took over a year to recover and it is only now back at pre Ninja crash user shenanigans.

My mistake was turning the hate inward but thats the problem with closed private servers like discord hence why I quit
I can't stand the autism around bikes cars and gaming these days anyway

Is that fucking you ninja crash user?
Do you know how many years drobe accused me of being you?

Well mates, what do we do It feels like the whole world is going to shit.

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I have a copypasta for this ummmmm....
>Greenhouse gas turned the world into a sauna,
>The trauma of mortars,
>Martyrs,
>Slaughters,
>Of partners,
>Mourners,
>Fathers and daughters,
>They chased us,
>Caught us,
>Numbered us to sort us,
>Raped us,
>Scorned us,
>To break us (((they))) bought us,
>Baby boomers,
>Woodstock what happened to the love?
>What happened to the cubs?
>(((they))) fed em to the wolves,
>Set a trial for the pedophiles,
>(((they))) let em in the schools,
>Set 'em on the students,
>Turned em on the kids,
>And everyone responsible should burn for what they did,
>And if (((they))) try to deny then an eye for an eye,
>The government and church on which we try to rely,
>Both rob us till it hurts chasing lie after lie,
>Generation X and generation Y,
>And the generation next will degenerate and die,
>Would we look them in the eye,
>Could we look back?
>Cause when we look back at what we have done,
>Can you believe what we have become?

And people try to say Hilltop is leftist kek

No its me f a l c u n t don't make me say it again or the thread will be cursed by Melbourne's wrecker crimmos trannies and sjw police
Because it is? I haven't been able to shake this feeling since the Howard years it just got worse
2007-2013 was a brief period of my life and coincidentally politics in aus improved slightly then after 2014 it was back to the same old shit

Ohh you are proxy posting. (nice 15gb 4g m8 ;)
i am drunk calm down.
Why can't jannie catch onto the ip thing with phone internet?

Shame hilltop hoods are probably pozzed now as well

He has I have to swap isps because I can barely post some morons posted cp and got the whole telstra tower rangebanned

That song, 50 in 5, that is why they never went mainstream in America kikes went ree ree
youtube.com/watch?v=0b_9VQcnQZY

I don't know what to do anymore, I wake up sick with a abyss in my stomach, It's just fucked I can't talk to anyone about it my family the How are people so unaware about the future?, It just seems like they don't care.

Oh no that is me.
Who do you think writes all the Jannie raps?
I am that faggot.
I personally dropped 4chans traffic by over 10 million people in 6 months this year, chinkmoot can't handle the jandle

oh wow wait no not me that posts the pedo shit i monitor that though.
FYI you phoneposter pedo cunts watch out ;)

That is fucked...
Your family doesn't care that you are sick?
wtf, even my 2nd cousins would be sending me well wishes if i was sick...
Family is important when the fuck did people stop seeing that?

I'm afraid not physicaly sick, but mentally but at this point I wish I was because maybe I might get better.

>Join pistol club
>Get good at shooting
>Get guns
>Wait

Ohhh right Yeah the world is fucked, just don't worry about it and she'll be right mate.

Great song but their newer stuff is so taaaame
I don't get it wht delet?
My problem is I do worry about it.
I haven't even banged on about 6 men killing themselves a day for ages

Just get a compound bow.
What i don't get is why crossbow needs a license but a compound bow does not.
Compound bow is more accurate, faster to reload and 100% legal for a 14 year old to buy.

I could pick cunts off silently at 100 meters with my 90lb bow, No worries.

But what a crossbow that takes a minute to reload needs a license?

top kek

Nevermind what delet if you didn't see ya dun need kno.

And just relax you can't change it alone so enjoy what you can, just be smart.

Fuck sake cunts you all ditch me?

why can't we get state flags on here

Fine solitary lines till tomorrow.
take care ya fuckwits ;)

Yeah Nah what u think I am some sort of dermot Jimmy Blair joyceline faggot?
Tru but I'm stuck in a rutt gonna move
Cheers cunt

That would be based and redpilled.
Then we can see what state the Aussie shitposter is from.

Lol I remember discord tried that
God that platform sucks so much power tripping

We both know Tasmania and SA are the main culprits.
Country vic takes 3rd place but that is mostly me.