>goes in for a morning kiss
>get away from me, what's for breakfast?
>sorry baby, I'll make some bacon eggs and toast
>eww, I want Starbucks
>but I don't get paid for another week and the gas bill is due and...
>you can't even pay for food? such a fucking loser, I'm going to tell everyone on Facebook how awful you are if you don't take me out this once
>s...sorry dear I'll warm up the car
>you called in sick to work so we can go on a date tomorrow right? you better not be letting work get in between our relationship
>I can't keep calling in I'll get fired and...
>HOW CAN YOU PUT YOUR WORK BEFORE ME?!
>n...nevermind I'll call Mr. Goldberg now and get another day off.
>you better, won't find any woman like me
The Modern Boyfriend
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No. Go away troll.
Its sad this new generation of cucks, I even saw their woman driving for them holy fuck.
Phew, thankfully I'm forever alone.
Disgusting.
Maybe shitty people attract shitty women.
Maybe some of your problems are your own fault.
NEET virgin cope. Go be a good boy and clean your room so mommy doesn't get mad at you
>modern boyfriend
>is actually a story of two individuals with mental issues
>and a strawman
Keep projecting OP, no one normal does this irl.
Women can be bad but not this bad unless you are a white cuck pushover. Stand your ground. Stand up for yourself. Dont be afraid to lose women, you can just get another. Infact, its this atitude that ensures the woman will do everything in her power to keep you.
>unmarried
>living together
I dont know why you retards think the women you are shacked up with is going to be anything other than a whore
Stop user. I'm not ready to handle these demons. I'll get to it some day.
fuck that is completely me
This. These gals only get away with this shit because their boyfriends are soft as dogshit.
OP's posting is the ultimate incel fantasy. Don't worry OP, your safe because your too much of a loser pussy to ever wake up in bed with a real woman.
Be less pathetic!
i have been reduced to a 2D cartoon on a mongolian rapist forum
>was too stupid to control a WOMAN
OP probably gets bullied by his pets, too.
shieeet nigga, im all of those but categorized as INTJ
Just rape her, OP
Please stop posting pictures of me.
Thanks
>can communicate with a computer but not with girls
Time to kill myself
I only talk to my girl with the back of my hand
"alternates between impressive eloquence and being a suttering, mumbling weirdo"
OOF
"indifferent towards everyone around him, but likes humanity as an abstract concept"
OOF
>displays of affection seem really unnatural, how do people do it
>what do you mean escapism isn't healthy?
"still can't figure out what ideology he subscribes to after eighteen years of introspection, changes his stance every two weeks"
OOF OOF OOF OOF KILL
it's literally difference between being judgemental and prospecting, retard
no u
from the loneliness of your balding-dude pick up truck
Stop going after thots and take the Poor Pill.
If you get with a broke chick that isnt a dumbass she wll appreciate things. I dated a girl who thought a mustang was a big deal, and its one of the cheapest cars you can buy.
Fake and gay
t. Someone who has never been in a relationship
Dating a white woman that isn’t a roastie is actually heaven. Sure you have to deal with the occasional bluepilled opinion, but having someone to take care of/work with is wonderful, and in my limited experience (1 relationship of 6 months, another of 3 years) the shit you’ve described is nothing but scare tactics.
Jow Forums and MGTOW like to think white women are all roasties but if you actually meet a few, they are just regular women (not to say they are like men, just that they aren’t valid power hungry sluts)
>Dating a white woman that isn’t a roastie
Is that a thing?
I figure I'll post it here because its relevant but I'm getting sued by my fiance now since I stood up to her last week. Help me Jow Forums?
delet this
Sorry you have a 3 cm dick, dude
>the modern liberal couple
If you allow a woman to control you, you deserve everything you get.
will it get any better?
One more for the road.
This is called single mother syndrome
It sure is.
>sued by my fiance
for what?
Wow. This is your life?
You faggot.
>it matters to you whether a woman is allowed to drive in a relationship
Punching her in the face. Jow Forums was always telling me to be less cucked so I stopped giving into her demands and punched her in the face. What the fuck do I do now?
Why would you attack half of Jow Forums like this?
I literally can relate at least somewhat to all of these and there are a few in here I thought were uniquely things I did.
If you are not married why would you need to?
Just leave
i know a couple where the chick wears the pants. she doesnt let him initiate any PDA. she doexnt let him spoon her unless she tells him to. she belittles him in public. its some sort of weird femdom fetish relationship, i tell ya hwat.
Not in your country.
I don’t know about in Sweden, but here in the US they’re everywhere. Or maybe I’m naive? I don’t know for sure.
Man up.
No.
we are a widespread minority
I do have a single mother
Man up.
Just leave a domestic abuse lawsuit? She's piling more stuff onto me too saying that I'm aggressive and confrontational and never listen to what she says or does what she tells me.
If I tell them that Jow Forums told me to be less of a cuck, will that hold up in court?
>Smile and nod till it's all over, never change.
Thanks man. Good thing its Friday, alcohol will numb it a bit.
How exactly do you "man up" against a lawsuit? Do I punch the judge and lawyers?
This is not “INTP” or o5er special snowflake bullshit, this is just a typical archetype of an insecure young man in today’s society
Look at all of the teenagers here agreeing with it and posting “tfw”
Stop larping you fucking faggot.
BINGO.
If anyone on here puts up with even the first two lines of this LARP, then fucking leave that bitch and move on. Trust it.
Damn, you might be right
No why did you need to hit her
If you are not married and she was acting up just leave
fucking hell
You punch the Supreme Court.
I solved all these problems turning myself to Christianity,
imagine thinking this is what it's like to have a gf
Minus the prison gay aspect from self imposed isolation, it's my opinion on why this occurs: single moms.
Punch RBG right in the ribs.
or, look at the alternative, those of a feather, flock together
Jow Forums is overwhelmingly INTP/INTJ tho my man.
Good advice.
>I just imagine happiness
Somewhat true, it’s a vicious cycle
Because I manned up.
>If I tell them that Jow Forums told me to be less of a cuck, will that hold up in court?
Do that. Maybe the judge will declare you as clinically insane and simply sent you to psychiatric ward instead of straight to jail.
fuck
FUCK I KNEW IT
> tfw ENTP
I feel your pain bros.
Why you gotta call me out like that
Why do you think they all exhibit similar traits? How would having a father figure have influenced some of what’s written there? Can you give any examples? I’m genuinely interested in your opinion
Nah, they send hackers know as fourchan straights to the Gulags.
>punched her in the face.
Call the cops RIGHT NOW and claim she attacked you
If you really punched her, you are fucked.
I'm not joking.
You might even want to give yourself a black eye for good measure.
>Screencap this post.
And reply or your mother will die in her sleep.
No you didnt
You tried to control a woman who is not even under you authority
this is unfortunately accurate that's why niggers don't get into long lasting relationships. Maybe we can learn from them
>I even saw their woman driving for them holy fuck.
>not making your woman drive you around.
Pathetic. I'm a better driver, but fuck that petty shit. She can do a good enough job.
Fuck me, find a woman with a little logic. If you don't get a go-getta and independent woman, you're gonna find an illogical leech.
>t. lad who needs to find himself a girl
every time somebody posts this I want to kill myself, thanks faggot
Fuck off extrovert.
Nigger.
Have you ever been to major population centres in western Europe? On half of the white women is degenerate and mentally insane the other half is stuck-up to the max or faux riche. Both of those groups are either race mixers or subscribe to the 80/20 rule. I fucking sucks being a normal white dude of average height and build looking for a woman of your own ethnicity.
>/pol
Freeze sucker!
What are you calling /pol?
You realise that you are talking largely about leftypol sexual shilling because every thread you’ve seen with ‘white women’ in the OP is shilling. Nufags don’t realise that they are having the piss taken out of them more than their women and assume it’s us and join in.
Big throbbing Pro Tip: it’s not.
This is why people get told to lurk for two years, so they can decide what’s going on.
Every post you see here and especially every OP you see you must ask yourself
>WTF are they up to?
Now their is a severe ROASTY issue, or many, but don’t go thinking that Tenda Spencer (who is also the criminal genius incel hapa friendless ugjob behind blacked threads) is ‘/pol’.
If you see a blacked cock and it’s not the one pointing at you right now - that means shill rat hapa incels are in effect, ‘white wimin’ threads will follow.
>I feel guilty for wanting to die.
I'm only working out so that on DOTR I can go ham. DOTR is never going to happen though.
Holy shit are you guys seeing how many triggered roasties/tranaginas this thread brought out?
I know plenty of good girls and I am in LA
They are not hard to find
Catholicism for the win
>maybe I'm naive
you're a fucking bitch
Feminism has permeated the cultural myth to where every female has a large psychic phallus strap-on swinging with every step
Neger aub. Zoek een meisje en stop met janken.
How does the 80/20 rule apply in this context?
Lol, every girl in LA has fucked 10 dudes
Your good girls are for sure fucking around and doing thot shot. In fact, you being in LA makes it highly likely they are brown and even more likely then they are thotting around and gullible Mexican cucks like you believe it
WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING ACCURATE
Wallah, that's haram! May Allah smite those kuffar, insha'Allah!