Let's feel a little fucking patriotic. I don't give a shit whether you are a fascist a commie a liberal or a conservative, just take a moment to appreciate your nation.
I'll start:
>we were probably the freest country in Europe till the 18th century
>we saved Europe from a turk invasion
>we stopped the swedish from attacking the rest of east europe
>we didnt exist for 123 and lived under tirany after being fucked by corrupt king and 3 other powers yet still we had frequent uprisings and we didnt let the invaders destroy our culture
>we lasted as long as the French during WW2 while being attacked by 2 huge powers at the same time, after they finally took over and started treating us like slaves and killing both the intelligence and regular people, we still didnt let them change anything about us
>we saved the world from commies twice, once when they launched a huge invasion and then again with the help of the polish Pope and worker strikes
>we cracked the enigma, saved england with our pilots, took over Monte Cassino while no other ally army could, risked everything with an uprising only to be betrayed by communists again which got our beautiful capital burnt to the ground, still dont get any of the credit
>we were a part of the eastern block for 44 years and yet now we're one of the fastest developing countries in europe
>great sportsmen
>we are genetically allowed to drink as much as we want
>godtier pierogi
>beautiful languague
Let's feel a little fucking patriotic...
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Why did the common wealth broke ? Also can you reclaim that land ?
Catalan is quite a mediocre language
Spanish however is one of the best, specially for film dub's
>we lasted as long as the French during WW2
Hahahahaha
>Why did the commonwealth broke
Swedes and Russians and Prussians
I love polish food, and polish womens.
I wish I was polish and not an amerimutt
Can I move to polan? I dont want nigger granchillin
Good post
fuck off we're full
You guys also helped the Turks though as well. You played both sides a lot during the Renaissance age. Which prompted everyone to attack you. Come on dude, Poland became a haven for all Jews in Europe during that time as well. What do you expect man. Plus Stallin actually liked you guys because of your women. So I guess that's a perk
used to be a breddy gud place to live, so good we turned into a nation of weak short-sighted cucks
still great outside of the cities desu, eventually the chinks and browns will come for them too
We invented everything and no one even cares.
Besides giving up your colonies even though you won WWII and fragmenting Catholicism, what did you guys invent?
You guys really are terrible friends. Then you wonder why we resent you.
en.wikipedia.org
>You guys really are terrible friends
We're not friends. You betrayed Poland. Wikipedia supports fake stories like the holocaust. I want to hear in your own words.
>You betrayed Poland
No we didn't, we stood by them to the very end even wanting to wage a third war against Russia after Germany had withdrawn but obviously we couldn't do that, no thanks to you fuckers. Either way--what's it to you, American?
>I'm going to bullshit to you that I can't trust all of wikipedia because I'm a Holocaust Denier even though everything listed there can be looked up elsewhere
Legitimately, what's wrong with you?
>>we were probably the freest country in Europe till the 18th century
you were just a dumb peasant
>>we saved Europe from a turk invasion
Turkey wouldn't rule Europe, because Europe is too big to be controlled by one state, there's such a concept as "imperial overreach"
>>we stopped the swedish from attacking the rest of east europe
HAHAHAHAHA
And Hungary stopped the Ottomans by becoming their bitch?
>we didnt exist for 123 and lived under tirany
you were just a dumb peasant, you had it bad both under polish aristocracy and under "tirany"
>yet still we had frequent uprisings
which were influenced by some romantic sentimentalism and only led to economic destruction of the polish elite, particularly in the East, and the destruction of polish education system created in 1773 (see: Wileński Okręg Naukowy)
>we lasted as long as the French during WW2 while being attacked by 2 huge powers at the same time
incredible, lasting 3 weeks before being raped - what a great achievement, it's like bragging that you lived for 6 years and not 4, before cancer killed you
>we saved the world from commies twice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEIT
>we cracked the enigma
you're just some dumb plebs without achievements
>saved england with our pilots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
those pilots were meaningless, they were only a part of a bigger army
>took over Monte Cassino while no other ally army could
which was a waste of army as everybody now admits
>risked everything with an uprising
Madness is something to be proud of? 200 000 people killed for 20 000 Germans, because people were influenced by romanticist imperatives of sacrifice and searching for tragedy in life
>yet now we're one of the fastest developing countries in europe
Romania has a bigger GDP growth than us, and Eastern Europe in general is developing only thx to foreign Western investments, so you should really thank Westerners for that
>No we didn't
You allied with Communism, which set Poland and most of Europe back decades. If it wasn't for the US realizing how shitty Russia was, things wouldn't have been fixed. Arguably, you turning down to ally with Germany is the reason Europe is broken now, but there's no changing the past. Let's focus on the present. How is the UK not shit? I think they're inferior in every way possible to the US.
The boyars were a bunch of cunts and opposed any reforms because they were paid by the russians. Liberum Veto fucked us.
what about me
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*t.
Also you better include us because the commonwealth didn't form by itself...
>he said in english, sneering as he hit 'post'
>but there's no changing the past. Let's focus on the present
Sure, right after you're done telling me how my ancestors were basically evil and fucked in the head because you read agenda-driven bullshit on this shit-heap board full of confirmation bias obsessed virgins, right? Get fucked man, you've made your mind up on everything already and people like you aren't worth discussing shit with at all.
>says the guy in the meme flag
Poorland is a peripheral shithole. This topic was created by a primitive chav with primitive expectations and priorities, clearly fueled by megalomaniac propaganda which tells you to be proud of everything which was exceptional, loud, original and special, despite consequences and what was behind all those happenings
Any country that lacks achievements is proud of language, landscapes, past battles about nobody cares. It's a typical behaviour of peripheral people
this is my true identity
iv been posting hard all day friend
this, don't come here
>You allied with Communism
It was America who was the driving force behind the Grand Alliance's formation. Do you even know your own history?
Yippie! Good on you for revealing self.
You got nice hearty food and nice old towns. Also cheap shopping. Always liked Poland, always will.
>Do you even know your own history?
>Expecting an American to know anything about anyone's history
This
Sir, I speak American. You may notice the lack of superfluous 'U's. The American dialect is more prominent due to our cultural superiority.
No dude, we were a neutral third party building Automobile factories for Hitler and weapons to Brits. We would have gotten away with it too if we didn't oil embargo the Nips.
We're objectively less shitty than all the countries we border, our roads and waterworks are unrivaled around the world, which we were a leading power of for an entire century.
Our cops are also really good at catching radical Islamists.
Indeed
American English is superior they have to make everything thick-fuck clear for their retard, chemical-addled brains, like changing words like "emphasising" into "emphasizing" so they know not to say a hard second S, or changing terms like pavement into "sidewalk" so they don't get confused and walk into traffic, or horse-riding is "horseback-riding" so they don't accidentally sit on the horse's head or arse or hold onto it from underneath.
Or mispronounce words clearly spelt very differently to how they say it like "Antarctica" as "Anartica" or "Aluminium" as "Alluminum" or "Herbs" as "Erbs". You guys massacre a beautiful language and are proud of it, what's up with that?
I really hate mine so I dont think I can. Even the discoveries were done because the fucking lords wanted riches and slave labor while normal sailors just wanted to gtfo of here. Fuck! They even reached Japan in shit sail rafts trying to move out of here just to give an idea of how bad it was!
>Sir, I speak American.
yeah, we call it simplified english in the first world
We created the only relevant websites on the planet
You're all here instead of whatever brazilian/ german/whatever website
Fun fact: my parents met Papiez when they got married in the Vatican and even took a picture with him in front of a crowd. How jelly are anonki right now?
American English is more similar to how English was spoken to English in England in 1776. You guys denigrated it.
Aluminum is the correct spelling. It was the original spelling. Again, you guys denigrated it.
Pavement refers to a surface that is paved. You walk on a paved surface. You can drive on a paved surface. The English language is robust, and you can eliminate ambiguity using more precise language.
>horse-riding is "horseback-riding"
Well in the US, we had the option of using wagons instead of being savages riding directly on their backs, but we've replaced those too with horseless carriages. Again, it comes down to precise use of language and American superiority.
>Anartica
I have never heard or seen this.
UK is by no means first world. You barely quality as a country.
>we call it simplified english in the first world
Where's that?
> WE
>common wealth broke
retarded king and too much power in hands of nobles
What a shitty pope, step up your game Janusz-senpai
>American English is more similar to how English was spoken to English in England in 1776. You guys denigrated it.
Really think about what you just said. Really, go back and think about all you just said here.
>Aluminum is the correct spelling
>"British chemist Humphry Davy, who performed a number of experiments aimed to synthesize the metal, is credited as the person who named the element. In 1808, he suggested the metal be named alumium."
I mean really, how fucking retarded and arrogant do you have to be to claim that when it's literally not true or even sensible to suggest? Why the fuck would you purposely misspell something that doesn't fit in with the rest of the period table by avoiding the common "ium" ending?
>Well in the US, we had the option of using wagons instead of being savages riding directly on their backs, but we've replaced those too with horseless carriages. Again, it comes down to precise use of language and American superiority.
First off, what are horse-drawn carriages? Secondly, are you genuinely claiming that Americans didn't ride horseback? What the fuck were cowboys, even? Thirdly, you think it's less savagely to have a horse pull around an entire vehicle--with items and people in it too--than to just sit on it yourself, and that's it?
Really, stop and think about everything you're saying first because you're just chatting bollocks at this point and trying to get a response out as fast as you can for a fleeting moment of "American superiority", even if every sentence in that statement is brimming with flaws and factually-inaccurate bullshit. Give it a rest, you don't own English and you never have. You're acting like a wewuz and you don't even realise it.