If they were real who would these guys vote for? Underrated show by the way.
Who would they vote for?
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>wears maga hat
>who would he vote
Hank would have been running I'm sure.
Bill for HRC and the rest for Trump.
Dall would probably vote for a independent
They would have all voted for Trump.
Agree with this
Hank would def want the wall built
Dale would be a Q faggot, Boomhowe would be a MAGA Boomer, Bill would be wearing a pink pussy hat and Hank has a dog named lady bird because he's a blue dog Democrat.
Dale wouldn't vote. Boom and Hank for Trump. Dale for Hildawg.
Hank: Republican
Dale: Libertarian
Boomhauer: Republican
Bill: Democrat
I bet Hank would vote for trump and wind up regretting it.
I feel like Boomhauer would be the independent voter, agree/disagree?
Bill probably would have wanted to vote for hillary and end up getting talked into voting for trump.
What did OP mean by his GUID glownigger filename?
What about these two
Peggy would vote for hillary, obviously.
HOO YAH
Peggy wouldn't vote
bobby would never vote in his life.
Hank - Trump but would not like him entirely
Dale - Trump and watches Alex Jones
Boomhaur - Dang ol' Trump
Bill - Hillary
Why?
That boy ain't right
Peggy would vote Hillary for sure, she would find a way to make it all about herself and project herself onto Clinton. Bobby wouldn't vote.
Hank is the average slow ass neocon Texan so he would have been for Ted until Trump won the nominee.
Dale, being the Godlikeproductions nigger that he is, would buy into all the satanic pizzagate and moloch shit. He'd been a Trumpfag from day 1.
The other two don't seem like they'd give two shits for politics.
"In Texas we vote right." Sums up Hank's vote, and Bill will follow Hank's example unless he cucks out for the thirtieth time. Dale wouldn't even vote, but Rusty Shackleford might. Who the fuck knows about Boomhauer.
Ted Cruz or Beto O'Rourke?
Early seasons of KOTH? They'd vote for Trump and be proud to do so.
Later seasons of KOTH? Hank would come to realize that Trump is divisive and racist and that's not what America represents. He would spend the episode convincing his friends to vote for hillary
Hank: Definitely a republican
>We need to build that wall I'll tell you what
Dale: Wouldn't vote for any of the lizardmen
Boomhauer: Too busy getting snatch to bother with politics
Bill: Total democrat
In the last episode of the series, it is revealed that Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger. He would have friends who are cops and agree that blue lives matter.
Bill is a military man and would vote repub
Peggy and Luanne voted for bush.
Op was pretty straightforward, asking everyones opinion re: some redditous, bullshit, show the netflixpipo love so, so much.. inculcating us all w/ his proud faggotry
Bobby would be on smash bros subreddit with politics the least of his worries.
Bill would be a pussy hat wearing cuck, or actually be inspired and start personally improving. Could go either way.
Spongy 2020
Dale doesn't vote at all. There even was an episode about it
Hank would have supported Jeb! in the primaries, but once Trump won the nomination, he would have reluctantly voted for him.
Dale would either fall into the category of being extremely pro-Trump or thinking Trump is an insider plant. He'd spend a large portion of the election mapping out conspiracy theories.
Boomhower would pretend to be pro-Hilary in front of women to get laid.
>"Hey-man, y-know-progressive-man-dumpthetrump- yknow-I'mwithher-baby"
And Dale would probably get pressured into being pro-Hillary by a bunch of college students, and enjoy the attention. They'd let him into his circle for a bit, but mostly so they can take advantage of him, like using his house for parties. Eventually out of ignorance, he'd say something that is politically incorrect in front of all them, and get yelled at for being a white male. After that, they would shun him and he'd just abandon all his pro-Hillary stuff and stop annoying Hank.
How can a swede be this right?
My thoughts exactly.
Hank: Trump
Dale: Voting is how the government tracks you with nanomachines. He doesn't vote.
Boomhauer: Trump.
Bill: But he also was devastated when he got a limp handshake from Bush Jr. He'd be the quintessential boomer republican that feels "Trump is so uncouth and rude but he tells it like it is I tell you h'wut." But like others said he was a cruz missile beforehand.
Cruz. An episode about betomania practically writes itself
That bit for Bill (I assume you meant bill in the last) is golden, that's literally how an episode would be.
>And Dale would probably get pressured into being pro-Hillary
You mean Bill, my man?
Lueanne did I don't remember them saying peggy did
*Bill not Dale
Thanks for noticing
Why does everyone think Bill would be a shitlib?
I can see Hank weighing his options between Hillary's corruption and Trump's inexperience and being morally torn about it. He wants to vote against Hillary, but he's wary of voting for but Trump. Being completely logical and level headed about it, he makes a list of pros and cons of each. His list favors Hillary. Election day, he casts his vote for Hillary.
Later in the day, he mentions who he voted for and Dale drops some redpills on him about pizzagate or something. Hank is horrified, and spends the rest of his day trying to change his vote. He's too late, that's not how this works. He spends the rest of the day in dread as all news organizations say Hillary is 99% likely to win. He prays to God to forgive him, and the numbers begin reversing direction. 9pm election day, Trump is declared the winner, and Hank vows to always listen to his intuition in the future.
Side plot: Bill votes for Bernie because a cute girl told him to. He slowly falls in love with her, only to find out at the end of the episode she's a cute trap.
Hank/Boomhauer - republican
Bill - democrat (talked into voting republican)
Dale - independent/no vote.
Why does anyone think Bill (a career barber sergeant) would vote for Hillary?
He couldn't vote for W because of his limp wet handshake in one of the episodes.
Cuz he's extremely easy to peer pressure, and wouldn't go against the grain of the mainstream media.
Hand couldn't vote for W for Governor because of his pussy handshake, he sure as shit isn't going to vote for the lesser of the Bush brothers.
You guys thinking Bill would vote liberal are as retarded as redditors.
>its a bobby comes up with a scheme to make money for a sex change operation and hank has to kick someones ass episode
Bill is (was) a pussy whipped moron who is easily manipulated by women you idiot. he would have absolutely went with HRC
Mike?
Hank-Jeb
Bill-Forgot to register to vote
Boomhauer-Trump
Dale-wouldn’t vote because isn’t registered to “stay off the grid”
Because Bill would go feminist and wear a pussy hat in the hopes of getting laid with a blue haired lesbian.
Hank would never vote for a Bush because of their weird handshakes.
>Dale-wouldn’t vote because isn’t registered to “stay off the grid”
When has that ever stopped anyone from voting?
he did it anyway the first time didn't he?
Kek!!! This!! But no traps that shit is gay
>Hank
Cruz missile at first, then reluctantly votes Trump
>Dale
Trump magatard who unironically watches infowars and browses Jow Forums /x/ and godlikeproductions
>Boomhauer
Says Bernie or Hillary to get laid, actually votes Trump
>Bill
Could go either way but is made to do it by someone else
>Cotton
Trump
>Bobby
Dudeweed Berniebro
>Peggy
Could be Hillary or Trump
>Luanne
Bernie
>The Laotians
Hillary
>Redcorn
Bernie at first, then reluctantly Trump or Hillary
Jeb obviously
Why should I vote?
Does it actually matter?
They literally did an episode on this. Dale doesn't vote and everyone else votes right wing
boomhower and hank obviously right wing. bill obviously dem. dale is the most based and doesnt believe in voting because its rigged by lizard ppl
The 2016 election was completely different from any election before. Trump's attitude and behavior would bother Hank to no end, but he would never bring himself to vote for Hillary. He would basically be a never-Tumper till Trump was secured the nomination, and then he would have to resign his dismay to vote for Trump.
The conspiracy theories that came out of the election would drive Dale insane, before 2016 Dale spent most of his time on stupid conspiracies that are basically normie-tier. Boomhaur would vote for Trump, but wouldn't let it get in the way of his game, so he'd pretend to be anti-Trump to score pussy. Bill is a peer-pressured moron, and would support whoever the mainstream media is pushing for.
Hank: He seems like a Ted Cruz guy since he loves Texas and would probably be put off by Trump but would most likely vote for him between Trump and Clinton
Dale: He would not vote since he knows all candidates are owned by Israel
Boomhauer: He'd vote for Rand Paul and not vote in the general election
Bill: He'd vote for Hillary since he's become a complete wimp and wants to impress women.
he would love the tax cuts and deregulations wtf are you on about?
Boomhauer Is quagmire before giggity giggity and family guy were around(or at least popular, family guy was canceled after two years after all). Quagmire has shown both in character and out of character to be straight white male christian, who opposed gay marriage, and seems to learn righter then most Republicans now in days. So I expect a sort of resemblance between the two, and would say Boomhauer would vote R.
kek
they all would have voted who hank told them to vote for
ye why so many people saying hed vote shillary
maybe if he was tryna get a wife
Hank probably would have voted for Cruz or Rubio then been a reluctant Trump voter who slowly came around to loving him. Dale would've been Trump as soon as Rand stopped out of the primary and would probably trade in his mack hat for a maga hat full time. Boomhauer wouldnt have voted, and Bill would have volunteered for the Hillary campaign to get close to some problem glasses chick
this guy knows wassup
>to get close to some problem glasses chick
>putting thought into a boomer show that stereotypes white family
go play fortnite faggot
They're white men. They vote for Trump. Except for Bill who refuses to register because he's paranoid
>Bill
Oops, I mean Dale
Bill would never be a modern day democrat. He had too much love for the flag
How would rusty shakleford vote?
this
Honestly
Gary Johnson or Trump. Then Dale gets buster for voter fraud
>Dale would be a Q faggot
Oh yeah def this
Dale never votes, but I bet he does listen to a certain water filter salesman.
You're probably right about Bill, I think hes's with Her.
Dale and Rusty head down to Mexico just in case every election.
kek
Hank would reluctantly vote for Trump wishing he was voting for Cruz.
Dale wouldn't vote. He'd do what he always does and hide out in Mexico for a few days.
Boomhauer would vote Trump but not let anyone know.
Bill would get caught up in the "It's Her Turn" hype but he really just wants women to notice him. He'd eventually be shamed into voting for Trump.
Peggy would be for HRC just because she's a woman. Tries to put a sign on the lawn but Hank forbids it. She volunteers to help but is slowly shunned for not being liberal enough and being white. Would probably STILL vote for her.
Kahn would be hardcore MAGA. Wears the hat all the time and spouts Trump's catchphrases.
>Hank
Trump
>Dale
Wouldn't vote, doesn't want the government knowing anything about him.
>Boomhauer
Trump
>Bill
Hillary
Hank would vote for Trump, a fellow New Yorker.
Two Repubs and two Dems. Left to right...R, R, D, D.
Hank: Now im voting that great man Trump, hes got a good head on his shoulders i tell you hwat
Bill: Mmm im votin for hillary, hehe yep.
Hank: Ugh.. Shut up Dale you only want her as president because shes a woman.
Bill: Doh Hank that just aint Truuee! Sh-shes more than a woman shes a leader and wife to that Bill Clinton, Heh and we share something in common
Hank: Dammit, shut up bill the only thing you share is your first name.
Bill *that quiet sad whimper*
Boomhauer: Now i tell you what man, that dang ol trump man, he wants to dang ol build that wall man, dang ol, BUILD THE WALL, man dang ol... Trump man.
Dale: Dont you guys know that the elections are nothing more than the government leeching your information, like a fetus to is mother! AND SOON THEY WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY DRAINING YOU OF YOUR TIME AND MONEY, or even worse, your privacy
Hank: .....Shut up dale
fuck i meant bill on that first part AAAAAAAAAAAA
>Octavio gets deported
>Dale loses his right hand man
Hey ese...
I honestly think Hank would have written in his own name after wanting to vote for Trump. Either that or he would have written in Jim Webb.
Everyone else would have been on the Trump train other than Dale who probably would have voted as Rusty shackleford for the Whig party or something.
Hank/Boomhauer: Rep
Bill: Dem
Dale: Vermin Supreme
Dale wouldn't vote unless he could register as Rusty Shackleford, and then, only to throw them off.