Can you name a bigger failure of a human being...

Can you name a bigger failure of a human being? As in someone who attempted something but failed so spectacularly he would have killed himself a long time ago if he wasn't such a pussy ass bitch? Sam Hyde is one of those rare specimens. Impressively ugly, self hating jewish neo-nazi shithead who's claim to fame was pandering to alt right subhumans. Some of you might not remember but old Jow Forums used to peddle this guy non-stop.

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not even worth talking about
gay thread
delete it

Sam's pretty cool

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I miss them all. World Peace was too good for this Earth. How ironic

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i'm not a fan and i think he's a massive fraud, but he's made over a mill from btc and can pretty much retire at this point, he hasn't failed at life by any means

hes a bitcoin millionaire

>Can you name a bigger failure of a human being
op

based samuel al Hadji. He shouldn't have done the shooting in california. He will be missed.

Doesnt Sam finance a Ford Raptor now and is securing funding for a second attempt to make skits?
Pretty successful if you ask me. Both him and Nick sell or sold cars for a living. Theyre pretty good actors on tv and probably practice believable straight talking when necessary. So they must be living alright now.

Charls however, god what a man. An absolute American treasure. I know he is streaming vidya and said if he finishes his house he'll finally make skits again. I hope Sam and him iron out whatever differences they have.

Its sad having half of your sons away from you.

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Alex Jones

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OP

This jew has fucked prime underage pussy (marky), several farmers from lolcow and has made close to 2mil of BTC.

Just saying.

How many TV shows have you gotten on air lmao

>vicariously living through some ugly self hating jew
>bragging about him being a pedophile

I can't begin to imagine the pain you feel on a daily basis

is this actually true? what is the proof? it would explain a lot of his behavior / not giving a fuck about $ or success

I have never once even smiled at a single thing he has ever done.

Hyde is fat and ugly and so big he's deformed and we all still laugh at his work and he's a living meme...can I admit I want to fuck "Bats in the barbell" really bad?

Hi Sam hows Fall River?

Sage

he looks like shit now....what the fuck happened

His ex employees spilled shit on him and there is stuff to back most of it up. read pic. he may not be a multimillionaire but he made a lot.

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he's a high profile serial murderer on the run. you think he has time to make gay little youtube videos?

no. is it cool to call in to cancer charities for children and spend that time on air to shill your paywall content?

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Stop LARPing Cody.

Some sketches were lame as fuck tho. The one with the boulder should've made the cut. Fucking kikes

He looks like shit on purpose to his fans relate to and project onto him, making it easier to take their money.

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At least I'm not a communist.

Fuck off Sam

Agreed. Also calling out [AS], particularly Dan Harmon, as pedophiles was based. And they ARE, I don't have any doubts. I say this as someone who unironically enjoys Rick & Morty, despite being genuinely disgusted by degenerate agendas in general.

he looks like some old Hasidic Jew now

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Sam admits that he wont even get out of bed for 15k and shits on his fans in contempt:
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guy's a douche

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>call them out without providing any real evidence, and at the end of the vid it's revealed to be a veiled advert for his gumroad shit
>while he spends time grooming barely legal, still in HS teen fans to take it up the pooper

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or he's just balding aggressively and overweight due to depression

>Sam Hyde
isn't that the guy that shot up a school?

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The worst part is that charls and nick had potential and he brought them down with him.

He doesn't even pander to us, he just uses reddit. Now he scams people for 'life advice videos' with his goatment 20 yearold lackeys. What a disgrace.

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that stopped being funny a while ago

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That's an AEK not an AK

you mean the school shooter?

get him to start twatter.com
young girls upload pictures of their naked vaginas and try to get guys to stick dicks up their butts

Why is /pol so obsessed with this guy? Is it because he got away with banging teenagers?

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What kind of money does he have?

I've always put Charls at the top. He seems the most down-to-earth and woke of the group.

Sam used to be chill when he was a young dude doing iphone videos, but im not 100% on what hes become: bitter and off-the-mark with his new, edgier stuff.

I cant tell if NIck is a failure ironically or what, but his life looks like complete shit. I dont blame him for dropping off the radar, I hope he gets his shit together.

Charls is alright though. He has a comfy solid stream going, a growing fanbase, and a lot of respect. His mental state seems consistent and he doesnt go on bitter tirades that dont land comedically. His performances in MDE and sketches makes me think his portfolio deserves more attention. That smile, that jaw, hes the surviving spirit of MDE.

Trust me boys, Charls is the chosen one. Get PURE asap

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kill you are self

>old Pol
>implying sammy was even born then
KEK okay

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The faggot is getting fat like all the fucking muricans. What in the water here is murica that people get fat?

Nick seems to have put his business as a priority over doing comedy, but he is funny as hell. That two-part episode he did on Hyde Wars a few months ago was hilarious. Nick might be the funniest out of the three of them, but you just don't see as much of him.

Nick is my favorite.

Reminder that people who post Sam hate are fucked retard freaks

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OP is probably Gammon or Blockhead Joe

This Marky stuff is complete bullshit, no evidence, just because he's had people close to him/work with him turn volatile doesn't mean what they say is true. I could post a picture of a t-shirt you own if I hung out at your house, doesn't make you a rapist if I say so.

He didn't shill it he was doing a bit and they asked for it..

He looks alpha, based and redpilled

That's taken out of context entirely, he's giving advice against living in New York or some big city where all your money goes on to your fucking landlord, it's good advice. He's saying about how after 5 years with a high paying job you could maybe save £15k if you're lucky.. then goes on to say how you can't do anything with £15k and all you did with 5 years of toil and work was pay for your existence which is literally serfdom.

Cool that looks like all of Sam's enemies defeated for now but keep em coming I'll be here all night.

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>the flag
You would know, wouldn't you?

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OP's probably the type of dumb-dumb who also believes Sam's living in a car. It's all unironically an act and Sam been loosening up on it bit by bit for the last year or so.

Keep up, fags

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Dude it's honestly probably Sam making these threads himself lol

If it is then peace be upon him but I still must defeat any slanderers and non believers

>This Marky stuff is complete bullshit, no evidence
with pictures of them together in a state of undress? seriously? with people associated with him claiming its true? you are fucking delusional man.

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ask her yourself 214/762/7311

Show me literally any proof of her age Joe

go away ethan

Agreed.
I am a consumate viewer ofRick andMort and I think the overrepresentation of WOMEN and MUSLIMS in congress has been pressing on the silent w***e majority for over 5 decades

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Just realised 4 of the comments I was replying to were you, putting in work tonight man kudos.

See a lot of your posts on 8ch too keep it up I'm sure one day you might make a person stop liking Sam or something.

You definitely come across as a credible source of info with regards to this Marky shit by, in this same thread, taking multiple things he's said and done out of context to paint him in a negative light.

Why are you so obsessed over an e-celeb? Putting together so many screencaps, making memes, collecting "evidence" and having them ready to post at a whim?

Dude you should see all his posts on the /mde/ board on 8ch, schizoid behaviour.

Luckily Sam has an army of Paid MDE Warrior Wh*te Knights™ such as myself that recieve 1btc for every 100 self-defence posts that we screencap and email him.

t. blockhead

Im convinced Sam is a Mossad agent. Especially how he jew jitsued that woman at the stand up comedy thing.
It was pretty impressive.

Nick was probably just in it for the money. He loves money. Charls needed the money. But he found out too much.
Its pretty impressive how the lie has been perpetuated for so long.

But its a good thing. Mossad and the CIA are the good guys in the world. So l still pay for hydewars.

Imagine being this salty about what others do. You must chinese.

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Me move to LA to be homeless, first day they steal my tent. epic lulz

he got away with more mass shootings than anyone else so far. he is doing something right i guess

gtfo commie faggot

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Can you feel it??? The next Major, event Horizon happening!
>a mass global level change, in your world
Maybe martial law??? Maybe a false flag of epic scale.
>these people think of you as slave cattle, and cattle dont get guns
They want your guns!!! And will do ANYTHING to seize them
youtu.be/qnOcUnJL004

Its HAPPENING

SAM is my Brother

OP is a faggot chink.

Heard it through the grapevine that Sam didn't pay equal shares from the merch. Makes sense because he indirectly asked Charls to come back and promised it'd be equitable. Said 1k a day for filming. I hope they all get back together.

Sam Hyde was never good.

How old do you think Jow Forums is?

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GO COLLECT YOUR SILVER FUCKERS

Where are his fangroup hanging out now that plebbit admins shoah'd his biggest fan group? cripplechan?

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Not sure if Sam is posting or a Jew.

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Hey Sam, can you make more videos where you make fun of the audience for an hour or so? I really enjoyed the one with the free panini.

Looks like he has a real nose for finance, if you know what I mean.

these are all false rumors they stated themselves

This.

Discord and secret chat groups run by mods that act like niggers.

no

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Go cut your crusty dreadlocks and get a job you bum.
Attached is a CV, you will need to make one.

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Nick is definitely the most together of the group. Married and has a good business, very big and successful family too

hi sam just watched your interview with that british poof great stuff new hyde wars is gr8 too really hope you guys get the band back together godbless :^)

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His TED talk was pretty funny in parts. I haven't bothered to check out his other shit. But his fanbase is annoying and cringeworthy. Same deal with Alex Jones. Fucking retarded E-celebs shoved down my throat constantly.

Honestly, Hillary Clinton is the only person I can think of who had a greater public failure. And her failure is about a thousand times greater and more embarrassing than anything you can say about Sam. Sam never sacrificed his integrity for no one.

personally i dont watch him

My only issue with him is that he's not funny. Lots of alt-right humor is -- most even. Jow Forums certainly is. In fact, alt-right humor is typically far funnier than mainstream humor. But somehow Sam Hyde couldn't ever get a single laugh out of me. The funniest thing that ever came out of him was the meme he was turned into here. Which he had literally nothing to do with.

I guess maybe if I hadn't been on Jow Forums before seeing him, he would have gotten a few giggles out of me based entirely on shock value.

I just get paid to post memes about him.

$25 a week

I stoped somewhere around 35% into that shitpic because all I see is women stirring drama...

how the dicks is samuel's sex life our business? how does him, banging young women make him unlikeable? how does being a jew (not believing this tho) make his sketches not funny? 90% of his stiffy stuff is concentrated redpill extract, the leftover is brainfarts.

I dont give a fuck about his private life as long as he does a good job as a comedian (what he isn't doing right now sadly but as we know mde never dies)

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>Can you name a bigger failure of a human being?

You lol

pays for some beers on a saturday, what can I say, its not a career highlight.

His Tedtalk is fucking comedy gold, you should definitely watch it.

who/what is this

I dont like to get too involved with the weirdos I promote

Theres so much content so if you are gunna check it out here's some of the best

Fresh tap
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Street fashion
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Moms
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Sam and his stepmom slapfighting like two kikes over a penny.

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That’s family stuff. We don’t know his relationship with his father and step mother.
Pretty inadmissible imo