We all know the NPCs and (((they))) want you to buy a car and waste gas, but you can save large sums of money by doing none of these things and buying a bike.
Is biking the redpilled form of transportation?
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No my streets are not made for bikes going 15 mph.
Yeah let me just bike 3 hours to work
It's not really feasible here
Ideally, it would be awesome.... not gonna happen in my area.
Most Repubs dropped out of college and can't afford a car. Makes sense.
I fantasize about running you over at least twice a day. Also, mountain bikers should be hung from the trees as a warning to others that my hiking trails are not race tracks
Telecommuting is the obvious, simple solution to the traffic gridlock nightmare.
But instead they want to pay Elon Musk to bore giant holes under LA and SF.
The only republicans I see on bikes are DUI convicts and everyone laughs at them
What about keeping your bike at work and biking to lunch?
^fatties^
I have a 19 BMI and run a 6 minute mile. 6 minute if I'm running near a girl, 10 if no one is watching.
I have no idea. It is a very effective piece of machinery.
t. Have spent decades trying to improve.
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I've got a mountain bike and it's a great way to get some exercise. The only thing that spoils it are the ones who take cycling way too seriously. To those types I say cycling isn't some sort of political movement, silly cunt, I don't care how expensive your bike is and you're not Lance fucking Armstrong, dickhead, get a life.
i like road cycling but those fags that wear spandex or what not need to be shot
I've got a song I sing when I walk my dog about "throwin on some spandies when the faggots get randy" I wont do the whole thing.
Commuting via bike is so fucking good. Getting exercise and streaming past all the traffic at the lights. Definitely beats raging out cooped up in a metal box.
>raging in your car
I have climate control, massaging heated seats, internet, and a little fridge for cold beverages. I love traffic. It's the only time no one bothers me.
Would post this:
youtube.com
If possible would have it blasted via emergency broadcast
>Would post this:
>youtube.com
>If possible would have it blasted via emergency broadcast
Wrong thread im retarded
You could save huge sums of money by stopping eating & drinking permanently.
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Here in New Jersey riding a bike means you had your 3rd DWI conviction.
I don't work but I enjoy a nice bike ride now and then. Very relaxing when you get into the groove of it.
Horses are the only valid answer.
Bike riding is jewpilled. Horse riding is for the white man.