Is MRE Jesus /ourguy/?

Hes a chill motherfucker that reviews any kind of (usually) military MREs and rations that he can get his hands on and always tries to eat em if humanly possible

nice hiss

Nice digits.

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Witnessed

Eating army food isn’t stolen valor

Doesn’t he have an asian gf?

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>only does meth from pilot survival kits
i must have missed this episode. also, he's beyond /our guy/. he doesnt take sides, he only puts old things onto cold metal trays

youtu.be/vz5Y2Zg5w84

OP here, I’d just like to point out this in case anyone missed it.

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no hiss
nice hiss
no hiss

Such heavy overtones of rancidity...
It's so foul smelling, like a stale rancid sort of nutty smell.
Here let me get another bite
Oh yeah that's inedible

Jow Forums told you to go and stay go cause you said nigger didn't they?

fuck the progressive board I'll bump this thread

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>smells horrible
>lets get this on a tray
/ourguy/

I don't think he did the dexidrene, but it was a wwii pilot survival and he seemed shocked to find it. He's done others where that component was the only thing missing because people would just go through a case and take them all. He seems like a sober soldier.

a fucking full house

he probably kept it I bet theyre rare to find

>"Oh this is rancid"
>*eats more*
>"Yeah this is completely inedible"
>*eats more*
>"Oh man, this is so foul"
>*eats more*

Watching him takes away the pain of the horrible reality we live in, at least for a while.

Botulism city right there.

He ate literal civil war era hard tack.
Steve rules.

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Tink tink tink Tink tink

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Steve is likely bluepilled. Some of the most bluepilled people on Earth are quasi normies with a unique hobby or unique item they like to collect. You have to be not totally dialed in to the mainstream and off in your own world to some degree to make your primary hobby eating military rations. Same story with people who collect vintage toasters.

To be fair, hard tack is practically a block of dried flour. Not all that much that COULD go bad, even after so much time. provided it's packaged well enough.

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Nice hiss...

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>finds tin of half-dozen biscuits
>nibbles one
>"euggh, that's nasty"
>finishes it and 4 more ending with "euugh" after each one

>eat old packet of cheese spread
>get ripped

>tastes like gym socks full of sweat

>eughhh, maybe if i put some on this, i think peach? yeah peach bread, it'll taste good

what am i supposed to be seeing here

youtube.com/watch?v=F7I63sRGsTw

My gums feel kind of numb
Better finish it

It's a Jow Forums meme

I fucking love this channel so much, especially when he smokes the ol' MCI cigarettes. Fantastic.

Its not for fun user, he does it for YOU and I.

checked

He's maximum cozy.

Favorite Steve Review?

>its a cigarette episode
Absolutely a top lad

the one where the mystery meat changes color over the length of the video. also, the one where he tried the french liquor in a plastic tube. he was so giddy in that one

it was Italian

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really? huh, neat anyway. i remember some of those western yurop ones are like 90% comfort, 10% function. so much wasted space and very calorie inefficient

>Civil war hard-tack

Pretty much, except he smokes.

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>Polish Ration episode
>Steve Dry heaves

his videos are the definition of cozy when you watch in the morning with breakfast

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>don't even need a flashbang, just throw this in there
youtube.com/watch?v=n_BHjLS12Qg

All those mre hormones are turning him into steve rodgers

>Go to a fancy restaurant with Steve for lunch
>He brings his handy dandy signature tray with him
>He sits down opposite of me, "no hiss" he says
>He orders a full spread of MRE basic foods from the menu
>"Heh, this place smells a little weird, like an off brand wood cleaner, but I pick up a faint floral scent, maybe that's lemon" he says
>The waiter brings us our food
>"Let's get this out onto a tray" Steve says
>I lose all recollection of about 3 minutes of time, but remember him saying "nice! now let's get started with this coffee instant type 1"
>"Not bad, can't go wrong with coffee instant type 1, let's try a bite of this chocolate custard"
>"Absolutely decadent"
>"I can't help myself, I need another bite" he says, wolfing down the rest of the chocolate custard
>"Let's move on to the entree, roast beef with vegetables"
>He goes on to tell me how delicious, savory and well seasoned it is
>Steve takes me back home
>"Now let's move on to dinner" he says, forcing his way inside with his muscular arms
>"Not bad" he says
>I lose another 5 minutes of memory and wake up again to a "nice!"
>I'm spread eagle, pinned down on the bed with my tight butt in the air
>Not even mad
>"Oh yeah, got my trusty American dick here, these things are so sturdy" he says, thwapping it against my bum
>"You all know how I like to do it" he says, penetrating me
>"Could use a little more oil, it's pretty dry" he says
>Steve ravages me for 40 minutes, calling me his "jelly bar" before filling me with his cheese spread
>"Heh, I have to say this MRE was one of the best so far, very well rounded, just a hint of rancidity, probably from the storage conditions, this is Steve 1989 off MREinfo, hope you liked the video, I'll be comin back at ya with something new, or old, alright cool, see ya

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jesus fuck... no. just no.

delet

Could use a little more oil, it's pretty dry

The one with the 2008 MRE Omelette where he has a genuine look of discomfort/fear before eating it

>there are no more good white wom-

Not nice.

I feel like he beats out ReviewFührer , sadly. Has the ChadPoints™.

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I heard a story that may or may not be accurate. During WW2 some Germans came across some bunker or something that Americans had to abandon. The German officer came out of the bunker and said that the war is lost, as he had gone inside and found a birthday cake that the Americans had managed to transport while it was still fresh from America when they were unable to transport their basic necessities.

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is there anything more reddit than jumping on the bandwagon years later

Nothin wrong with smokin.

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>I was there before it was cool

Nice

Steve is the most chad autist on the internet

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>ACU pants ripped at the knee
What a chad

It’s all RCI peanut butter too, huh

>lamenting that an MRE eating niche cuisine / history youtube channel has become mainstream
>lodging complaint on Bhutanese upholstery and embroidery forum.

Does Jow Forums share a hivemind? I came across this guy randomly and started watching him and I see the memes and this thread.

newfags lurk moar

who the fuck cares

youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

Kept them to be put on display probably

>only does meth from pilot survival
what

Thanks for ruining #NoNutNovember for me, fag

There used to be amphetamines included in MREs for our boys

they still give stimulants sometimes but they switched to modafinil

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gotta love white Christian confederate girls

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I love the ones were he smoke the ciggies. The older the better. He just seems so into it

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where is the "nice hiss"

Steve is a good boy.

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no one who gets that excited about smoking a nazi cigarette isn't our guy

Nice

I, no shit, started watching this guy yesterday. I'd guess he's pretty much in the center, or maybe middle right. Not /our guy/

this

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