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DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPON CONFIRMED

youtube.com/watch?v=z9CKmegMIC0

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GjIr08KtTT4
youtube.com/watch?v=XVWjbYK9iLA
youtube.com/watch?v=trNDp4-_aFA
articles.latimes.com/2002/jan/07/local/me-20862
youtu.be/oRZpqPZm7Q4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

How does that make sense

So it is true the elves make cookies in a tree. Too bad they had a fire, maybe they can stay with the North Pole elves until they get back on their feet

I'm ok with California being burned to a crisp. Good job space niggers

I heard they were hiring diversity elves so a catastrophic baking failure was inevitable

youtube.com/watch?v=17zVaEO96sw

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And I'm okay with over 100,000 IDF soldiers dying before the entire government is rounded up and executed for their crimes. I hope you're prepared for that though.

zzzz boring nothing to see here

Fire spreads through root systems. Gets under a tree that's rotted out from the inside, and flames up the loose, dry material inside the tree? Best guess I've got.

this is what brought down the trade center towers

No. israel used nukes for that one.

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>muh nukes
no
just look up judy woods
she debunks the nuke theory easy
the towers didnt even fall, they turned to dust

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I know you shills love to derail threads but you should probably use what remaining time you have left to spend with your families. Israelis are about to get massacred and you're probably gonna die too.

Fires spread through root systems as well.

Flat Earth predicted this

Yes, it happens all the time. The outer bark is tougher. Have you guys never seen a campfire before? But really, this is an obvious satirical bait thread, so w/e's.

are you that boomer?
look buddy trump is a zionist and has been a real estate jew since birth

direct energy weapon aka lightning

>are you that boomer?
Hey I know you love your buzzwords, but just give it a rest would you? Hundreds of thousands of IDF soldiers are about to get massacred. The Mossad will be rounded up and executed. It's fucking over. Netanyahu is a moron. Lieberman is a moron. Yossi Cohen is a moron. The entire Israeli government is literally retarded and they're going to be executed.

Are the trees burning themselves as a desperate attempt to wipe out californians?

>direct energy weapon
That'd be a nuke.

*tips fedora*

I see what you are saying but I want someone to try to replicate this. I doubt it would look similar

you see the rounded gaps, that's where the tree bark was not covering the inner tree. it happens in older trees. A spark must have landed on one of those spots and set the inner wood, which is much more flammable than the bark on fire. The tree burned, but the heat wasn't enough to ignite the bark which is adapted to prevent fire. Depending on the species of tree this might be intentional to clear space for new saplings.

What if I told you that tinfoil niggers have never left the house

Have you never burned Oak you fucking autistic city-dwelling shithead? It takes for fucking ever to burn. The core of the tree is softer and burns easier than the outside layers.

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>getting cold in TN
>CA fires start burning
>feel the warm glow as I watch the live streams

I hope they keep up at least for the rest of the year so I can use a live stream as a yule log this year.

Its very obvious that god is pissed off at californian Democrats fucking up such a beautiful state.

RIP California.

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This is the result of lightning striking the tree. It's fucking common.

>things that are soft burn easily
my dick must of been on the verge of spontaneously combusting when I was with your mother last night

Oh look, another dumb city fuck who has never burned oak. The inside is soft, less dense, and there is a layer of moisture between the bark and the inside of the tree, it burns much faster and easier than the outside of the tree. Its not rare to see this happen especially when a dense tree like an oak is struck by lightning.

I really hope they ban Assault Fires

>DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPON CONFIRMED
Its called lightning , are you bored user ? Maybe its porn time .

well gentlemen we made it, we have fucking laser guns, god bless this timeline, god bless this future, we fucking literally and unironically cyberpunk now

Keebler factory fire

I'm prepared for everything. Even death. I am a space cowboy.

Hey no problem! We got you covered! fuhgetaboutit!

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I struck your mother with my dense tree

>DURTHU AWAKENS

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Whiter than you, earthling.

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What the chap is implying is that he has had knowledge of your mother. Relations. Fornication. The Sex. The Dickerdoodle dandy dance. Explosive Ejaculation.

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Interdasting.

Trees burn like that, the water is against the bark, and the inside is pulp. Especially if it's old and insect ridden the insides burn out all the time.
Calm your nuts and be impressed, that tree might survive until next year anyway.

The Left is purposefully driving people out of California with these fires.. They are spreading excess Leftists cancer cells to neighboring states to turn Red states Blue.

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>direct energy weapon
from GOD

> the towers didnt even fall, they turned to dust

This very effect was seen during explosions of underground nukes

Straya, is that the power of the eucalyptus I keep hearing about?
How do you guys survive that hellscape down there?

Old dead trees make perfect fire pits and are usually pretty well hollowed out already from erosion and critters using them. Looks cool af.

...

its the wireless transmitters

forum.jackkruse.com/index.php?threads/i-am-shocking.20489/ read this thread for Dr. Jack Kruse's posts about fires..

OP is a ginormous faggot. It's a hollow tree, which means it's dead or dying. Prime fuel for a wildfire.

California burns after Trump get his hands on the directed energy flamethrower codes

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Red Heifer confirmed! Jesus Jew! Aliens attacking us with alien tech.

Everyone, pray - NOW!!

The fires also travel underground through the root network

i'm sure there's no scumbaggery happening in milford, tx.
we gots a tesla tower.
vimeo.com/299977193

Could it be a lightning strike tho?

SPIRAL HEART. RED ALERT

140 acre wildfire in northern california comes out of nowhere in 1 day

The real red pill is that it's CGI and there is no tree.

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Why are Americans so fucking retarded?
The roots catch on fire and the trees end up burning from the inside out don't be a fucking moron.
t. a firefighter.

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I actually know that chick.
She survived cancer in HS
The burnitdown thing she's been doing for years

hm

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cute!!~

WATCH BEFORE THEY'RE TAKEN DOWN:

#1: youtube.com/watch?v=GjIr08KtTT4

#2: youtube.com/watch?v=XVWjbYK9iLA

#3: youtube.com/watch?v=trNDp4-_aFA

sry bro ur retarded

Yeah? And I had a cousin who attended Sandy Hook, I can assure you it really happened.

Go fucking kill yourself ASAP you degenerate Israeli piece ofshit.

Just because we tolerate you /x/tards on here because there's some overlap between Jow Forumstards and /x/tards, doesn't mean you're allowed to make schizo threads. Keep those on /x/.

you fucking idiot
fire needs oxygen

Go tell mommy it's time for your night time meds tubby
articles.latimes.com/2002/jan/07/local/me-20862
it's bat shit accusations like the one you're leaning towards that gives Jow Forumstards a bad name
>Yeah let's accuse some innocent girl of being part of some grand conspiracy.
You're glowing in the dark nigger

Take a look at the Ca politicians (& spouses) that own stock in that multi billion $$$ high speed railway thats a total fraud. Then look at EXACTLY where that train is planned. Setting these fires to clear land cheap and get rid of home owners. SEE POLITICIANS...
This is the Who What Where When Why.
You already know the How

I know it's a tough time to be a shill right now, but go suck on some foreskins it might make you feel a little bit better. You don't have much time left faggot, judgment is coming. You're gonna watch Netanyahu get killed like the fucking bitch he is. His pig faced wife and rat son Yair are fucked too.

Lighting can do this to a tree also.

I like your digits user
But you're still a fucking retard

Bark is more resistant than the inside of the tree. Trunk burns, bark doesn't.

Soil contains oxygen

Especially porous soil full of dried root systems and critter holes.

kys faggot

i personally know that guy who took the video, trippy

Watch out for this faggot, dem is fighting words to this retard

DEW-d LAZERS
This has been worked on by the government since the 1970s so its plausible

history channel doc;
youtu.be/oRZpqPZm7Q4

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why would I fight that dude? He just said he knows the person that filmed the tree burning from the inside. (((you))) are neurotic.

Says the spurge lord?
What a waste of perfectly day of the rope digitz faggot.
You had to blow your load like a high school prom king before you actually got the lay of the land huh?
Your mom should be ashamed, tell her half chinken tendy rations for a week. Her Papi said so

Kek these two subhumans are gonna die and you can't do anything about it.

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My last name is in runes

Jesus man, I can't wait for that kike faggot to die as much as the rest of you guys. That's what I'm saying.
Anywho, psych meds for your hot mess ass

What strain are you smoking son

Gonna spurge out cuz i went to school with some fucking B list singer and its
>GAS THE KIKE RACE WAR
Jesus man, no nut november being rough on you that quick into the month?

Stop trying so hard

You're asking too much from a bong

lmao at the zoomer that replied and doesn't get it

A cool thing when a tree gets hit by lightning or otherwise burns but not fully, is that it pushes the tree sap into the branches, and if you then slice them thin its this really nice translucence to the wood

it's probably just a normal fucking zaparoo you faggot

its the Santa Ana winds bro. why use direct energy weapons when anyone could walk outside with a bic lighter and get the same job done.

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>Santa Susana Field Laboratory
>former research facility
>had "experimental nuclear reactors"
>didn't need to comply with standards on waste and shielding
>operated from 1953 to 2006
>area is incredibly radioactive
>local governments try to cover it up
>cleanup underway but not complete
>Fire in Malibu started there
If they survive the fire they're getting cancer