Just moved to Canada update me on the politics here

was born in america, did i make the right decision Jow Forums ?

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Where did you move?

>now a leaf
>wonders if he made the right choice

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Free healthcare is nice.
Everything else is shit.

I don't know much about leaf politics but i do know that culturally Canada & Freedomland are the same

Toronto

Similar racial demographic to the US, I'm sure you'll feel at home there.

The politics highly depend on what province you went to and what city.

Nationally, you have the LPC, NDP, CPC, BQ, GPC, and the new PPC. Its single member districts so you end up with one party wining the Parliament with only 30-40% of the vote like in 2011, because the parties split each others votes.

The LPC or liberal party of canada was historically, like the US the dominate party since the 1930's. They had a brief period with a few expections in the 80s, 90s, and the 00s where they weren't in control. The party take a large swing to the socially radical left with Treaudu who legalized marijuana, they are center on economics.

the CPC, or conservative party of Canada, is center right both economically and socially. They got super lucky in the early 2000's when the Left vote got split between the NDP, Liberals, Greens and Quebec Bloc, ending up with a majority with less than 50% of the vote. They used to be center, but merged with the social credit party (formally the progressive conservative party of canada)

Also you guys don't vote for senators/governor generals, and are STILL the Queen's bitch

The NDP is basically a social democrat party, center left socially/economically, until the new election this year, were they turned more left wing. They split the vote and are usually not in power, but helped pass universal health care.

BC Bloc Quebecois is a bunch of pissed of french fuckers in Quebec, that want to succeed from Canada, and create a national french language, they are kindof a big tent, with mostly socially conservative / economic left policies.

Greens party of canada is marginally important, but splits the vote in some races. they are basically pro environment Libertarians, being left socially and more center/center right economically besides the green stuff

The new PPC is a break off of the conservatives to try and be trump/bolsanro in canada and populist right. Most likely they will be a reincarnation of the social credit party

and split the right vote, so the right never gets in power again

fuck no wtf were u thinking

good

>Free healthcare is nice.
The healthcare was shit m8
t. Canadian who moved to the US before it self-destructed

Canada is way more cucked than the U.S..

the pararies or the middle of the country, used to be NDP territory, but has since switched to be extremely Conservative. Alberta (was) the texas of canada until they basically elected Beto to power in 2015ish with the NDP taking power there

BC used to center/center left socially and center/center right economically, but has since switched to being more leftist/pro enivorment with the NDP also doing well there. the Liberal party of BC is more conservative then the national party, and the conservative party has no hope of winning there again.

The altanatic provinces are basically liberal strong holds, and will never change from that

Ontario is like the rust belt in the US combined with DC/NY, its the largest by population, and swings from conservative to liberal depending on the feelings of the country. the windsor corridor, with Toronto is a lot like NYC, with redder suburbs. Ottawa is basically DC, but french. NDP have some strong holds in old factory areas outside of the corridor

Quebec is different. Its french/english with a large separatist faction that wants independence. Its historically a socially conservative/ economically left place, but thats changing to more left socially/right economically, as it has very high tax rates, and young people that want multiculturalism. Montreal is deep left, the rest of the province switches. The political parties here are also different than nationally, with the Liberal party of Quebec being the right wing party here, and the Party Quebecois being socially conservative/ economically left. In recent years, it has become more libertarian, and can see the election of a new Conservative Party(trump like party), that is economically right. Nationally they vote either QB, liberal or NDP.

How did you find the hunt for a place to live?

>Its french/english
>english

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You did if you like high taxes, weed, commies and faggots.

dont like commies but everything else is alright

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YES

AMerica is now a 3rd world, banana republic shithole country

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always is
always will be

Get the fuck out of my country mutt!

>was born in america, did i make the right decision Jow Forums ?

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Hahahahahaha what a Fucking retard.

You haven't made the right decision yet but you're getting there
The next step is to buy a knife and head to your local mosque

>Quebec is different. Its french/english
>french/english
>english
Looks like someone went to Montreal once or twice and believe he knows all there is about Quebec

i lived there, there is a large english section to montreal, get outta ontario

>Implying I'm from Ontario
Montreal is to Quebec what Commiefornia is to the rest of the US

exactlyement

canada is too big, the best future outcome for the confederation would be to let provinces rule themselves and arrange new borders. the federal governement shouldnt exist, provinces can make their own rules by themselves (as they already partially do) thats why i am for the separation of quebec as well as all other provinces

economic and military alliances can still take place within separated, sovereign governement. also the province who would want to become independent from the queen of england could (big win)

also to any american reading they must understand that montreal and its suburbs (while being almost half of quebec population) is also more than half immigrants and anglos, contrary to the rest of the province population who is in majority french speaking whites

Sex with dogs is legal.

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Sex with bears however is art.

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but as in any civilized society unnaceptable and frowned upon, also im pretty sure that while the federal law doesnt include it, provincial and municipal rules makes it punishable

>Canada's highest literary award

so even bears get laid here? maybe i have hope...

there are lots of good canadian authors, i mostly know about the french ones though, english is my second language

absolutely not

i think he made a good choice, the best option for any sane man who wants to increase his chances to live is to get an axe and go far north

is op still there?

yes i am here, now i am just thinking of how i can become a bear to fuck some Canadian girls since thats what ive gathered from this thread so far.

well, ok that's true. But when winter chan comes knocking I hope he's not melanated.

where do you live? which province?

yeah well if you know about basic survival techniques and how to build a wooden house, the canadian forest is full of ressources

Vote for Mad Max
There. Done.
You are updated.

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he's the one who will put on the best show thats for sure

>that want to succeed from Canada
>succeed

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toronto my guy

Listen to Trailer Park boys
and your in business.

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Kind of the same as the US. Big Canadian cities are (((diverse))) socialist cesspits, that's where all the fucking leafposters are from.

Rural Canada, is pretty good. Hell, even smaller cities in the west (minus BC) are fine.

Just stay the fuck out of the cities, especially on the eastern half of the country, ESPECIALLY Toronto.

never been there, but as far as i heard its a shitty place, and the cost of living is among the highest in canada. learn french and come to quebec, we need you my dude

Divorce rape is even stronger in Canada

Absolutely, I grew up in the north and it's an ideal environment for an industrious man caring for a family provided you aren't a total piece of shit.

>divorce rape
some elaboration is required

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Bane fuck off

they're all cucks. Bernier is in it for the personality cult. Fuck these faggots.

quebec needs french speaking immigrants and is actively searching for them, everyone who wants to learn french est bienvenu mes amis

yeah well i vote for bloc quebecois anyway, stay mad anglozzz

is canada basically what bernie sanders wants?

Not OP, but holy fucking shit... Canada - what the fuck!? Why is there so little places to live here!?

its got everything, sure its not the rented comfort and accomodations of a big city but... where will you be when the supermarket runs out of food, or the power grid browns out, or when water will stop running from the faucet, or when money will stop being of any value?

Why are you lads up this late?

you know, its the kind of things that keeps me up at night because i dont live in the woods for now...

Why would I care if he wants his head on a dollar bill?
As long as he tells the migrants to fuck off; I'm good.

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who cares you won't be able 2 vote for years. go home faggot.

dude: he's a meme. Don't be fucking stupid.

basée pis lyspillée

When are you going back to America?

im all tucked up actually, been playing new vegas for a second time, im 63 hours in

Me neither, man. I am a science fag.

Maxime supports mass third world immigration, he literally says on his site he's just """"lowering"""" the numbers admitted each year by like half

1. Canada is a sovereign state, we have a sovereign. America is a corporation, you have a president
So technically we are a country you aren't, you're no different from Walmart

ie: he's a fucking cuck. These pieces of shit all need a wakeup call. Canadian politics is garbage.

Just stay north of St Claire. West of Yonge, south of sheppard, east of dufferin and you're safe. Everywhere else is a no go zone that's the white zone

kek

>Canada is a sovereign state
WAS a sovereign state, about 30 years ago. Since then we have been systematically sold piece by piece to foreign interests. We have no gold and no self-sustaining energy infrastructure. We are effectively a mall waiting to be rotated.

Came home at 7PM, fell asleep with the laptop on my chest, woke up at 9:30PM and now can't bring myself to go back to bed.
I can hear the wind picking up here near the lake (TO), so I get to experience my first snow here.

because there's nothing else to do?

meant to post that here
srry

No, we still have a sovereign.
You're lucky this months been really mild

>this late
It's 2:30 in the morning retard

>it's not late
>naw
>naw
>it's early
>early

> still have a sovereign
bow down before your mulatto betters, goyim

good night lads

à demain les gars

Dude weed lmao. That's all you need to know.

Just got off a close shift. Politics in Canada leave me flabbergasted and ashamed, that being said, we have a whole lot going for us.