Local happening?

I think a portal to hell opened at my school. There is nothing on the news at all, but everyone I know got this text.

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You’re dead dude.

Good luck, user

stay safe

t. fallsbro

>Akron
Chimp out probably

There is a chimp out here every week. When I lived on campus, there was a shooting on my block, no exaggeration, twice a week. I've never got something like this before.

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Somet sounds serious, user.

Akron is a pretty awful place and i don't understand how anyone can like anything about it, much less find some kind of pride in it.

W-we invented zippers bro

Go outside for a walk you pussy. If you see any cops remember to run away, ignore anything they say and keep running.

wtf a portal to hell opened in my school too

MOSSAD FALSE FLAG INCOMING

MOSSAD FALSE FLAG INCOMING

>going outside for a walk
>in akron
nigga you crazy or som shit?

well Sunnyvale did collapse into a hell mouth, true story

Probably a fake "active shooter drill" - take video and ID as many crisis actors as you can.

Akron General hospital was pretty good to me when I had my cancer treatment, so i'll give em that.

Otherwise everything is just dirty and run down. And the constant construction coupled with the already nigh-unnavigable streets is a nightmare. The last detour i took literally led me in a 45 minute spiral throughout and around the city.

this , but also take and post pics of female students

How far do you live from it? Maybe go investigate user. Otherwise this thread is useless

Maybe the Starboyz got drunk and went streaking

Go there and videotape, post the youtube ljnk here

At 1AM? Lol

Awww is da whittle baby scawwwed.

If you haven't been there recently, you should check out main street. They literally dug up the whole street and it is like a 3 feet deep hole all across downtown, surrounded by a huge fence.

Holy shit guys a portal to hell just flew over my house

even better , most will be naked and asleep user

A mile maybe but I am phone posting because I'm pantsless in bed. I ain't going out there.

Lockdown has been lifted. Police have detained suspect.
Update at 1:38 a.m.: Police say incident appears to have been an accidental weapons discharge. We will post more information as we receive it.

I got the alert too op. Looks like just a retard finger fucking his glock at 1:30 am.

Pretty sure most mass shootings dont occur at night and seeing as the majority of shootings are bullshit then I don't think it is unless this is a ((((natural))) shooting.

holy shit doomguy just flew over my house

Why'd you make the thread then you retard faggot? If it is something then it'll be scraped from the news. Any live cams or anything?

holy fuck a house just flew over my portal to hell

Since this is an Akron thread, anyone else go to the protest by the federal courthouse on thursday?

Nothing on police scanners

Sorry I killed some german's cuck fantasy dump to make a thread here user. I'll try harder next time.

Go the fuck back to r*ddit you nerd

apparently there's a 10 car pile-up on a bridge. black ice.

I'm moving to Akron in a couple hours.

why? almost everywhere just outside akron is better

I'M COMIN FOR YOU MOTHAFUCKAAA

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It's where my girlfriend works. I work from home and it doesn't really matter where I live. We're moving to a nicer part, but I get worried about her sometimes.

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