>Be Australia >Convince Israel that Eucalyptus trees will be good for them >They name it the most Israeli tree >They replace all of their native trees with Eucalyptus >Israel has entire forests >Eucalyptus trees everywhere >Suffer the worst fires in the nations history when they mature >44 Jews die in the 2nd fire >41 die in the 3rd
If you are unaware eucalyptus trees evolved to encourage forest fires and spread them further because they are full of oil that boils and causes the trees to literally explode if they get hot enough which sends millions of embers into the air that can travel miles.
holy fuck how do you keep getting away with it ausies
Alexander Roberts
>the old combustible tree gag Noice job ya fockin coonts
Elijah Reed
They are also directly responsible for Droughts and Desertification especially in a dry climate as their roots spread across the ground and not very deep so it stops ground water from collecting and slowly kills the land.
In other words Australia is also responsible for Droughts in California, Israel and Portugal.
I vote the Eucalyptus Tree have its name officially changed to Australian Fire Bomber
Luis Lewis
Nah keep the nice names like Bluegum, Manna Gum, Ironbark, People are like "oh pretty tree" (They are literally some of the best wood in the world though, Australian hardwood and all that)
Wyatt Parker
Based australian tree, personating the australian behave at perfection. Nature is wonderful, God is real.
Joshua Russell
Ayo hol up, so you be saying that while jews were promoting mass immigration everywhere, we were outjewing the jew by promoting mass import of eucalyptus trees? SHEEEIITTT
Noah Rivera
Straya 54d chess. Ovens ? Who need them when you turn whole areas into natural ovens ?
Literally this, The fire encourages the trees to drop their nuts and the nuts have fertile ash to germinate in, the fire also removes the limbs from the older trees which btw do not die, pic related they sprout new leaves all over their trunks to survive.
Natural ovens, Feel that radiant heat. Bush fire can ignite things over 100 meters away just from the heat in the air but you would have already suffocated by then. There is a reason the 2nd lowest fire danger level in Australia is "high"
> After the fire started on December 2, the Damun Prison in the area of the fire called for reinforcements in order to evacuate prisoners. A bus carrying Israel Prison Service cadets came to assist, but caught fire on its way.
If that's not a doctored picture, then the low/moderate section doesn't even have the holes drilled to be able to affix the pointer. They never even expect to use it.
Liam Jenkins
>In the 1800s during the gold rush there was a shortage of wood to build the mining towns >They planted hundreds upon hundreds of acres of Eucalyptus >yfw you thought the Israelis were burning California but it was the Aussies all along When are they gonna start migrating Koalas??
And your nation will catch up with South Africa in less than twenty years if you choose not to fuck your women and start fucking plastic prototype replicants called sex dolls.
Ian Moore
Lucky that's not a male platypus Bruce is carrying.
Xavier Hall
jesus fuck i lived in upper haifa , that shit in 2010 almost burned my house . and that fire in 2016 isnt really about ecalyptuses senpai , it's about a mass arson attack all over haifa , most of the shit that burned wasnt ecalyptus trees .
that being said the reason they brought that shit IIRC was to use these trees to BTFO swamps which they did , the entire izrael valley is only habitable and is not a malaria infested deadly wasteland because of those trees . ecalyptus trees and the places they made habitable are probably responsible for hundreds of thousands of israeli births and migrations of people to israel , a few dozen dead in fires is a fine tradeoff especially considering that the reason for the deaths is the israeli firefighters just not being prepared for mass forest fires , we literally had to rent dozens of foreign firefighting planes and mobilize the entire country's firefighters there to deal with that shit , the next ecalyptus fire (in ~ 2031) wont be nearly as devastating
they knew these trees were flammable af and caused massive fires when they bought them senpai this aint news . it's the greedy kikes like yona yohav that wanted to save a few shekels and cut firefighting budgets that are responsible for this
Henry Evans
To be fair they didn't save shit, you would have been better off planting grass, These trees suck the life out of the soil and encourage desertification. pic related, Grass lands > Eucalyptus forest Should have started herding millions of cattle be it sheep or beef and the grass would grow.
>Eucalyptus trees are widespread in California and have been introduced to many other warm states. In California, the trees have spread so prolifically that there are entire woodlands almost completely made up of gum trees. Efforts are underway to eradicate the introduced species and return woodlands to the native species >On hot days in Tasmania and blue gum’s other native regions, eucalyptus oil vaporizes in the heat. The oil leaves a smoggy miasma hanging over the eucalyptus groves. This gas is extremely flammable and the cause of many wild fires. >Scientists speculate that flammable eucalyptus trees *evolved to be “fire friendly.” Straya so based. BURN BABY BURN!
Oliver Gray
why do you mongos use the word literally like you do? this site is inundated with its misuse and abuse.
>having to lock the signs to prevent people from changing them and starting wildfires for a laugh
Australians truly are the world's greatest shitposters
Carson Carter
lmao get outjewed
Cameron Anderson
Ayy this shit better not be in the part of Washington state I'm at, west side can burn but I'm in the conservative mountains/east side
Ryder Moore
It is rare as fuck to capture a Eucalyptus tree exploding considering the type of fire needed to cause it but here you can see one. What looks like the eye of Sauron on the right side of the image is an exploding Eucalyptus tree. They sound like a full gas bottle exploding when they go off.
