Jow Forums I am Baphomet, the Templar's Black Goat. Ask me anything

You were told it's a sheep, but in fact this is the black goat of Baphomet.

>Baphomet is Baphe-Metis, the Baptism of Wisdom
Baphê is Greek for "dipping," as in a vat of dye;
Mêtis was a Titaness who presided over the fourth day of the week, the planet Mercury, and all wisdom and knowledge. After the overthrow of the Titans by the gods, Zeus developed a lust for Mêtis and seduced her. An oracle predicted that their child would be a girl, but that the next child of Mêtis, if there were one, would be a boy who would eventually depose Zeus as he had deposed Cronus. To avoid such a catastrophe, Zeus trapped Mêtis and swallowed her whole. Days later, Athena, the goddess of wisdom, burst forth from Zeus's skull.

It's merely a symbol of Gnosticism

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>sheep
>goat
Learn the difference, it could save your life.

confirmed weak ass LARP

When are you gonna move out of your mothers basement?

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What the fuck is your problem?

The "Black Goat of Baphomet" was Always a sheep.
Does the Federal Reserve actually private or federal ?
A name is not always depicting the true nature of a thing.

Why are goats demonized? They're useful animals.

You got any good vids on jewtube we should watch? I wanna know more lad

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that is not a goat
that is a sheep

What's your opinion on the goatfucking middle east and their invasion into worlds afar that they don't belong in?

He has no problem, he's above your mortal petty squabble. He just is.

checked for weak ass larp

This sheep was called the "Black Goat of Baphomet" by gnostics Templars and Paulicians Cathars.

How come you never show up during my summons?

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Is that the crazy Iranian chick who shot up Youtube? Nice.

With Clavicula Solomonis you can summon me.

Checked.

Did you try offering blood?

yep

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It's not a demon or entity like that, simply a symbol.

Did you write "Stairway to Heaven"?

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So you're a sheep who identifies as a goat then, m'kay.

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Baphomet is a demonic entity.

It was claimed I did but it was a lie.

People are stupid.

Wouldst tho like the taste of butter?

I am not a demonic entity. I am the Templar's Hypersigil's Keeper.

I only ever read your name on Jow Forums. Is the last syllable of your name pronounced "may" or "mett"?

Proofs?

That's a sheep.

So I came here to profess you the ancient secret of the Cathars.
The Lord of this world is named Yaldabaoth the Demiurge and Vatican suppressed both Cathars and Templars Knights to hide the evil nature of the earth during the Albigensian Crusades.

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How are you typing with hooves?

Because of their relation to pagan entities that later become the image of the devil
Christians hate a symbol that represents the strong man using his masculinity (horns) to destroy the weaker males
Says everything about cuckianity

It's a remnant from when Jews practiced animal sacrifice. They would choose a goat, upon which they would cast a spell that would transfer all the sins of the Israelites on to it. Then they would chase this goat out into the wilderness to die. It's where we get the saying "scapegoat" from.

not fooling me black phillip

Stop it frank.

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Can I sacrifice you? I got a knife here ready.

Why is the cult of this pagan/masonic/occultist/diabolic/illuminati idol so common among murrikans?

That's a sheep not a goat.

>Healthy as a goat.
>Real goat (a man who's good at fucking)
>Christmas goat

Just few nordic goats there.

Goat was a pagan symbol for health and endurance and kindness. It was vilified during the crusades, when all old symbols were destroyed and replaced.

Now that I sent you the True nature of this world. I can go back in limbo until the next universal window of Truth will allow me to be back.

Will broncos win superbowl this year

Where are my fucking car keys?

Don't forget nuuttipukki, knutgoat.young men dressed as goats would visit houses. Usually the dress was an inverted fur jacket, a leather or birch bark mask, and horns.

> brings out my hunting rifle
You will make a good trophyhead

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Why is your penis used as the symbol for our medical system.

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Why do you let Muslims fuck you all the time?

What's your opinion on interracial sexual relations?

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>Why do you let Muslims fuck you all the time?
That's where you're wrong.

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I fucking hate you. You're never going to win. The LORD Jesus Christ needs only to snap fingers for you to be gone forever. You know that and you WILL submit to the authority of the Lord and this time, he will not allow you to roam around. YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED FOREVER
JESUS CHRIST IS THE LORD

Praise. Is worshiping the goat like making fun of christian idolaters or is it idolatry?

Why don't you wear pants? I think you'd be rather fetching in a nice pair of chinos.

Is poppy a satanic robot?

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What’s ur favorite food fag?

No, it isn't.

BAAAAAA BAAAAAAA

It's fucking grass

Why being such a faggot?

Are you a god?

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truth doesn't exist, there is no such things as neutral observer, only a devot or a fool would make that claim

Why r u burning California???
Why r u trying to help us???

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Will it rain tomorrow?

How do you pronounce baphomet? I've probably been mispronouncing it since I first read it in Ragnarok Online.

I believe it's "baf-oh-mett"

as above, so below

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Black Philip! Black Philip!
What was it like to smash the ol' pilgrim's ribs in?

How's high school?

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Neat, it's retarded.

do muslems try to rape you?

No, fuck you. I'll only ask my questions to Bucephalus.

If a Muslim DOES rape you, does that mean you're gay?

Are you receptive?