Brit/pol/: Magic Majid Edition

Does that mean 40 is the lowest for a sentient human being, i.e. the lowest level semi-functioning retard, if it's supposed to centre around 100?

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In town this morning, getting groceries from a supermarket. The silence comes and we all stop what we are doing, stand and reflect. Then some Turks come in laughing and speaking loudly in their language, swaggering about all over the place. Ship them all back

I think 40 is about the baseline of the WAIS, although there are dumber people out there—people in a vegetative state, for example.

I wonder what goes through a do-gooders' mind in such a situation? Is it just "Oh well, they don't realise"?

And yet there are apparently entire ethnic groups in the Kalahari that are very close to this level. How the fuck do they manage? You'd think living off hunting every day, where failure means starvation, would involve a bit more brainpower.

Why do we even have turns here? Strange holiday choice

>turks
Last time I went home, I was shocked at the numbers of Turkish barbers and fast food places. Seems to have been a massive wave in the last five years. Probably using Belgium and Germany as a stepping stone. Anyone actually spoken to any of these cunts to see how it happened? I can barely bring myself to look at them.

Like an animal that doesn't nest, africa allowed men to sleep where they fell and carry on hunting tommorow, You didn't have to plan a thing.

Well, I don't know if there's a truly impartial test that you could administer to those people.

>sleep where they fell
I've seen what a hyaena can do to a sleeping man's head. These must be the descendants of those too stupid to consider fucking off elsewhere.

High specialisation. Theyll know everything about their immediate environment and how to exploit it, and fuck all else.

Sure it's hard when they're not even used to looking at paper or at a screen, but there are legions of sociologists and psychologists out there who've supposedly been concerned about cooking up a decent test that would work in such cases. That there are figures floating around the net for these populations at least seems to indicate that somebody gave it a go.

they weren't going around alone, prehistoric africans lived basically like big cats

My girlfriend dragged me to see that movie A Star is Born, really didn't won't to go but i ended up enjoying it lol. Got home and she jumped on me, we got wasted and fucked all night didn't get to sleep until about 4. What did you virgins get up to on Saturday night?

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Well they probally know where all the bongo bongo birds live off by heart , but that sort inteligence isnt really that useful in an iq test

It's hard to find a barber who's not Turkish anymore. I get my hair cut by a white dude I found but I swear he's the only one in the Medway towns. I tell people I know not to get their hair cut by those roaches but they do it anyway.

saxons OUT

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Are you unironically a Jew?

As far as I know, I'm not. I need to check my genes.

I love smart intelligent people no matter whether they're Jews.

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Kill him with a blunt knife and offer his remains to Thunor as an offering.

Can someone please post a video of a typical norf speaking? I need to know what kind of voice to read the goalposting in.

I dont like you pajeets because may be I have little experience with shiskins. I don't like your accent and it makes me think that you're inferior.

Change my mind.

Thank me for my service

I'm not really sure. I don't suppose that there's some hidden genius among them that we're not registering, but I don't think our tests do them justice insofar as judging them fairly is concerned.

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This, but exaggerate the accent tenfold.

'ate Reformists
'ate Papacy
'ate Katherine
'ate Anne of Cleves
'ate Wolsey
'ate me daughters

luv joustin'
luv eatin'
luv Royal Supremacy
luv Edward

simple as

Watch Trainspotting, it's a quite nice example of the northern accent.

Feeling is mutual mutt using ruskie flag.

Alright lads, just came back from Edinburgh

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Wtf, that’s souf

woke up at my parents house in my old room with 4 bitches hahahaha

what the fuck did i do last night

Scots-Baronial is quite aesthetic.

Yeah, we may be bad people but at least we are the ones who do space and nuclear weapons. Maths and Physics are hard, it's not shitcoding.

fresh spagbol Everytime anyone posts this the thread gets pruned.

Cotswolds Morris dancing, Border Morris, Rappers , Longsword Dancing, Garland Dancing, Northwest Morris, Clog Dancing, Bacup Coconutters, Molly Dancers

Wassailing, Plough Boys, Plough Monday, Church Clipping, Harvest Festivals, Wassail – Mari Lywd
Straw Bears, Tar barl festivals, Lewes Bonfire night and bonfire societies, Punkie Night, Souling, Corn Dollies, Oak Apple Day,

Mummers, Mumming, Guising, Maypole Dancing, Mistletoe Festivals, Filly Loo, Abbotts Bromley Horn Dancers, Green men, Jack In The Green, Sweeps Festivals, Cumbrian Piping, Well Dressing
Bottle-Kicking,

Hobby Horses, Mast Beasts, Mari Lywds, Hooden Horses. Padstow Obby Oss, Minhead Hobby Horse. Hunting The Earl Of Rhone, Marshfield Paper Boys,

And on and on. Wake the fuck up. Just because ((( They ))) wont ever show this on telly or other media doesn’t mean millions of Brits aren’t indulging in their own culture. Find out about it and let others know.
Theirs is the trick of The BBC. If it’s not shown it’s not happening right? Keep you in your despair bubble.
the antidote to this is spreading images and information about englands continued living folk traditions, events and culture. its not a thing of the past, it continues now and its gaining in popularity. hundreds of thousands of people participate in or attend these events but the beeb memory holes like a football lads alliance march

With out knowing what to search for, its impossible to stumble across this stuff yourself
Its not represented in the media, and its not shown in schools

they want you to buy in to the everythings shit, we’ve got no culture meme
Start here if you want to find local events month by month
calendarcustoms.com/may/

A list of terms to google
(Burry Man for the Scots and Mari Lywd for the Welsh in the thread)

Wassailing and Hoodening are Anglo Saxon in origin for the Englisc fans among us

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>in focus: scottish photography
>negress

not gonna lie i freaked and bolted as soon as i woke up lmao

That sounds surprisingly normal and understandable to me, expected way worse.

Racist

test

We too have space program and nuclear weapons. Infact we are one of the 5 nations who managed to reach mars.

Trainspotting is Scottish mate.

It’s not even norf ffs, why is everyone but me a fucking retard

This. Scots are Northerners but Norfposting is reserved for Northern English people.

If it's not received pronunciation, it's Norf.

literally nothin wrong with bein a raycis desu

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this but you do sound sexually frustrated

What do you mean northerns then? I thought that it's Scotts and the Irish.

this sounds more midlul fc

Fucking shut in virgin cunts never been out of their parents house in charge of regional dialects

Northern England you rug hanging cunt

4th*

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Bring Eddie back you twat.

The norf memes are about the North of England, but applies to the working class everywhere in England really.

Who the fuck do you think I am

I've done such a number on you.

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Phwooaar yew show dat fooken cunt.

My white barber was telling me the turks were going around town threatening the white barbers to sell to them or get burned down, he told the police but they weren’t interested

Mate I have racial stereotypes. When we meet in London and you speak the normal English, I'll change my mind.

That sounds like Greater Mancs

when was the last time you left your mother's house?

Evil white men have always oppressed everyone and deserve to die

Suddenly it's November

Thank you white men for dying needlessly in your millions in horrible ways that the recounting of still moves us to tears

The next day and fire up the verified hate twitterganda machine

did you have fun posting about me last night while i was having sex?

Oops I forgot to crop that out so people don't make fun of me

A couple of days ago, to sell your dad my avon.

Holy shit this is great. Thanks user.

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White people don't go to Turkish barbers though so what's the point? (Or do they?)

I really don't care to talk to you in english nor do i want to go to UK. English is my 4th language and i only use it on social sites.

Are you affecting a Norf accent, or are you a Norf?

really? im sure we must've passed each other on the way because at the time i was selling your mum my sperm and no matter what her friends tell you she does get the loyal customer discount

I haven’t left his mothers house for days

You've made us rich.

leave poo

Fucking hell, sounds believable. What a shit position to find yourself in for the barbers.
All of them do around here in Medway. It was the same when I lived in Maidstone as well, there was only one white barbershop worked by a couple of old guys that I went to.

Churchill was put in place to do one fucking thing. Win. And he did it. That's it.

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Fucking this

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found a rare video of Eddie

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what's your point?

Thick cunt. That warmonger as good as destroyed the European race, never mind the fucking British Empire. "Win"!

He actually just retired and is closing the shop, well fucking depressing

How was your Remembrance Sunday lads?.... You did Remember your countrymen right?

Kek

I remembered Eddie and laughed

Brainlet, Wilhelm destroyed the white race

I imagine that's the most awkward haircut imaginable, rather cut my own hair t b h