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ITT: Florida Man
Josiah Adams
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Cooper Stewart
Gillum wins after the recount.
Jordan Hall
Yeah, that recount is going to magically find 30K more votes for Kang
Juan Morales
Bet he hid it up his ass to sneak it in
Nicholas Campbell
Nathaniel Fisher
Ah Florida man. I love getting drunk with you. You so crazy!
Jeremiah Brooks
Ryder Lee
Florida Man goes to Russia.
Gabriel Smith
Zachary Williams
Haha and you think we're idiots for getting blown by our dogs.
Joseph Morales
is this the happening?
Brody Brown
>sex with an anaconda
How does that even work
Hunter Baker
>Parents are know the family of the guy who drunkenly brought an alligator "he found in his truck" with him to buy more beer
>Guy throws an alligator through a Wendy's drive through window as a prank, accused of assault with a deadly weapon
>Ban assault gators
>Guy jumps into the crocodile exhibit at the Alligator Farm after hours, manages to escape one's fucking death roll, and runs into a St. Augustine lady's yard to lay down
My beautiful sunshine state
Ryan Miller
It doesn't, apparently
Joshua Gutierrez
isnt that the same mugshot from the "man drinks 25 gallons of burger king oil" story? Most of these are bullshit, you idiots know that, right?
Isaiah Torres
Easton Reed
Bet that was a hell of an orgasm
Adrian Cook
Fresh off the press
Ethan Gonzalez
Florida Man wins presidential election
Dylan Jenkins
kek
Connor Nelson
more pls
Ayden Davis
>alligator huntin at night while its rainin
>cross over a flooded pond by walkin on a barbwire fence
>proceed to find a gator
>buddies unload in chest deep water by the fence in the storm with lightin and shit
>And the Thunder rolls...
>gator got away innawoods
>friends laugh and talk about giggin a gator instead
>head back to truck, hear a scream
>big ass cat innawoods, chasin us
>miss out on a gator, get chased by a big ass swamp cat
>good times innawoods
Charles Sullivan
Fucking top notch story
Hudson Carter
is wild gator meat any good? I'd imagine it would be really muddy tasting like snapping turtle
Oliver Green
Logan James
It's delicious. Best meat ever really, patrician's choice. Really lean, white meat, not that tough or stringy or anything like that.
James Lewis
hey rabbi whatcha doin?
Matthew Wright
>white people
Matthew Sullivan
Well theres this thing called auto erotic masturbation......
Logan Evans
Thing is, there are so many true florida man stories that you can make shit up and it still sounds plausible
David Green
>Carrying sex toys
Democrats are such weirdos.
David Walker
Its like putting your dick in a dick, thats juicy.
Carson Nelson
All masturbation is autoerotic. Get a dictionary.
Luke Ortiz
No means no, Florida man.