What was the most American thing you did today?

me: ate a whole large pizza and now I can't move

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Spent all day in bed masturbating and arguing with people on Jow Forums.

God bless this great cuntry.

I took my mood stabilizer and antidepressants after eating a couple cheeseburger wraps

ban op for being off topic

JANNY, FUCK THIS NIGGA UP

Woke up at 2pm and played rust for 9 hours

I ate a burger. That's pretty american.

Had a huge bacon cheeseburger on a potato roll, 8 chicken legs, and a slice of pizza over 15" long. And that was all in the last 18 hours.

i fapped to roadkill.

I went to the gym and benched with lbs, not kg

Shot 14 kids.

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Cheered that Dana Russiaburger got BTFO.

called sven and leaf faggots.

that seems like an awfully small amount of food for an American

Pissed in a democrap's cheerios

I did nothing like you guys fuck you I'm not cool :(

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Disparaged islam to at least a dozen people

>stayed up to 5 AM so I could steal my neighbor's Sunday New York Times
>woke up around 10 to feed my dog
>went back to bed
>woke up again at 2
>made coffee and got stoned
>went back to bed
>woke up again at 5
>drank a redbull and got stoned
>read the Sunday New York Times
>got mad
>played Red Dead until 8
>fed my dog, ate a Hungry Man
>been drinking beer and shitposting

Drinking whiskey out tha bottle and listening to metal

Certified American.

Pigged out like crazy on junk food.

>What was the most American thing you did today?
Cooked a turkey on the grill and took a nap. I never grilled a turkey before, so I had to practice for Thanksgiving. We even had shitty stovetop stuffing.

I’m a faggot so every day I’m maximum American

Ate myself into being morbidly obese then shat myself while in asda

Go outside and watch the meteor shower tonight or tomorrow. Should be good stuff

Ate an entire loaf of bread and half gallon of milk while posting in GATE threads.
I hope my brothers are doing ok.

This post glows.
Please, run my HAWAII LEGION psyops, not this shit

Yo I'm not american but great idea, gonna buy a big pizza eat it and play some vidya and smoke a cigarette, gonna tryhard for 8h straight last hours of the season man it's going to be glorious god bless you american bastards

gotcha m8

I ate three corndogs with pic related

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Ah, a patriot

>mayochup
you mean fry sauce? why the fuck would they give it such a retarded name when it already has a name

I got ripped off by a weed dealer

Went to Taco Bell.

Just ate a spoon of this in your commemoration!

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watched my wife getting blacked. so fucking hot.

Arguing with someone about how the electric wire color convention, which uses the black color for ground (0 volts), could be a cause for racial discrimination of black people in tech fields, while eating a whole extra large pizza.

Ordered fish tacos, and then threw half of them away because they sucked

murica

BBQ'ed some meats.

Rest on Sunday.

To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for you sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.

Some resources that may help:
TTB.org has a verse by verse Bible Study for download or daily listening.
Chuck Missler’s Learn the Bible in 24 Hours (youtu.be/PZ3hESj__M8)
Robert Breaker’s Bible Study and Topical Sermons (youtu.be/H124iZiyGUs)

The End is nigh. Tomorrow may be too late.

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Put an overspiced chicken in the slow cooker while my gibs got paid.

watched the Simpsons