The organization that pushes schizos to commit terrorism so they can arrest them in order to appear they're doing something instead of doing actual police work? They're just one step above the actual glow in the dark niggers
Evan King
they are worse than glow niggers. at least they put their lives on the line
Jace Miller
Lel, my uncle is in the FBI and it's very competitive. You need to speak 3 languages just to be a civilian analyst let alone a field agent with service weapon.
Also you need to be pot free for 3 years to even handle mail so that disqualifies most of you degenerates
Isaac Miller
If there's any FBI anons or Glow in the Dark niggers who want to hire a UK user as part of their cryptology department; I make really good coffee and give lunchtime handjobs nohomo.
Help a UK user out. It's either you are Russia.
Isaac Gonzalez
"Why aren't you joining the most glorious organization to ever exist? " I dont know how to do a back flip without my gun going off.
Tyler Sanchez
Do they have an opening at the /x/-files? I also require a qt tsundere sidekick.
Gabriel Gray
>If there are >or
Excuse the spelling and grammatical errors on my CV. I'm in a rush to be employed. Wink wink.
Jackson Sullivan
I wouldn't mind a handjob from you.
Nicholas Baker
No one on this board would be able to pass a polygraph test.
Andrew Lewis
Jobs before handjobs. I don't want to be unemployed and offering sexual favours, else I'd be a common prostitute.
Jacob Peterson
Should have gotten me out of college instead of recruiting me and putting down infinite red tape, now i'm exactly the person you want, except I have no interest in you and will make more and can smoke weed.
Just call it "freelance hands-on consulting". All consultants are basically whores anyway.
Nolan Sanchez
>So yes we could use some computer experts. >If I was an American I would join in a second! You must be pretty new, agent. Tell the boys in the breakroom I say hello. I would join if you guys got your shit together and purged the Comey-types.
>Why aren't you joining >they have a shortage on the field of technology? So yes we could use some computer experts. Smart people that are actually good with technology don't want the Internet to be censored and observed by the government. Spying and censoring is bad, m'kay, officer? >If I was an American I would join in a second! Mostly foreigners join FBI. American citizens are kind of feeling guilty for spying on and jailing their fellow countrymen over retarded laws that they never voted for. >Serve your country anons! The best way to serve your country is to announce that FBI, along with russian FSB and similar organizations around the world, are the enemies of the people, and start prosecuting them for their crimes against humanity. Death sentence would be the best kind of punishment.
>being on the GS scale in Maryland/Virginia. Does your uncle enjoy being poor?
Nathan Evans
>stop spying on me >t. sputnik
Isaiah Rivera
I'm trying to get a drone pilot slot in the airforce and then transfer to the CIA after a few years of experience.
Elijah Walker
Started in accounting. Most fbi want accounting majors. Basically want you to be a virgin before joining and making $65k a year. No thanks. Became a consultant instead.
Say goodbye to any chance of a handjobs you ever had from me. Nohomo
Lincoln Brooks
I work for them on Jow Forums
Isaiah Lopez
>2007-2009 >Everyone making fun of the poor FBI agents sent to the basement where careers go to die, and they had to monitor /b/ for CP. Every FBI agent trying to stay the fuck away >2018 >Former /b/ agents are now the tip of the spear when it comes to monitoring Jow Forums and its geopolitical influence. Every agent trying to get in
You know who you are. You're just like the CIAs Iraq unit. Before 2003 that's where they sent all the dead weight, and after 2003 the dead weight turned into the agencies superheroes.
Want a good FBI story? >my grandpa put Frank Rosenthal on TV when lefty lost his gaming license >one day at the country club, my grandpas leaving Franks house, Spilatro walks on in. >FBI surveillance plane circling the country club runs out of fuel. 4 FBI Niggers land the plane on one of the fairways and run away in jacket and tie. >rosenthal laughs watching them run away behind his house. Portrayed in Casino even. They were incompetent in the late 70s, but I wouldnt fuck with them today just in case.
what do they actually do besides create terrorists that they then "save" everyone from
Nathaniel Harris
>superheroes. supercucks*
Dylan Stewart
Launder money for true CIA.
Hunter Reyes
I'm pretty sure the low level guys are good people, investigating murders and such. It's the top level admin CFR members that are gatekeepers to protect the politicians and their crimes to further their globalist agenda.
Aaron Jones
I assume they mostly deal with leads on interstate fugitives, high profile cases, general security, infilitration of international drug/revolutionist/black market, honeypots, continued prankwar and pissing contest between NSA/CIA/DOI/IC, dickwaging to congress, and the legal/field/assistant teams relevant to each, I think they're mostly looking at nudes we send to each other.
Help the Democrats I believe. For 2 years now they've been quite traitorous and have been constantly attacking and hampering the presidency. But they haven't done shit about Hillary and Benghazi.
Jayden Rivera
That would be a giant downgrade for me. We make fun of them in office. Inb4 glowing cia nigger. I make fun of them too but not really don't tell my family I got stabbed by being in the ocean too long cia men. Did you know when Devore was found handless their excuse was hands fall off in water? Take note kids, if you stay in the water your hands disappear.
Mason Rogers
Time to make hour-long videos of my fap-sessions in 4k, uncompressed, and call them "plan to assassinate the Clintons" or some shit. Might mix in some dolphin porn videos just for fun. You know they have to see through it all to completion, in case something is hidden somewhere in the video.
Austin Miller
The CFR, Trilateral commission and Bilderberg are all globalist organizations. They have members in top positions in our Government including the FED and XYZ agencies , Jerome Powell as an example the FED chair is a CFR member. If you are a low level guy who comes across some info you shouldn't come across on your bosses you're liable to get whacked.