Any married women here? Gonna put up similar rules for my hubby and wanted your opinion from Jow Forums's prespective

>single friends
Single friends are the guys who get their married friends into trouble.

She wants to fuck his single friends. If they don’t have partners she’s free to flirt and be the center of attention

Good job OP
Us Nazi faggots can't be letting our men folk run around all willy nilly

>guy friends must be single
She hasn't thought this through. No surprise though since that is 99% not real.

this.additionally, as the husband he is in charge in the marriage, he sets the rules. anything else is mere cuckdom

>Letting your woman make rules
Ayyylmao, might as well cut your dick off and throw in the river.

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That's because you are thinking logically like a man. She wants him to have single only friends so she can fuck them. You may be right, but in a woman's head, her secretly trying to fuck the friend is what's going in hers. Women have no concept of actual loyalty to most they call "friends".

Does she take anal in the ass tho?

This. She wants absolute male attention and the only way she thinks she can achieve this is by making sure she’s the only female in the group

That's fine if men can have rules for the wife:
No male friends
No social media, phone use restricted to a either landline phones or a prepaid flip cellphone
No single female friends, interactions will be couples only
Must have sex of any kind a minimum 3 times daily and upon request
No smoking ever
No drinking ever
No drugs ever
No internet, television, magazines, or music without my approval
Must maintain weight within 10% of original weight at marriage
Regardless of weight, body appearance must also be maintained as well as facial appearance
Must be willing to bear a child every 18 months maximum
Must attend church minimum once a week
Never allowed to have a job
Subdermal tracking chip will be used whenever she leaves the house and alert me if she spends too much time in undesignated places (i.e. somewhere not the grocery store or school)
Hot cooked meals must be prepared 2 times minimum on weekdays and 3 times minimum on weekends and more immediately upon request
No hair dye or makeup
All personal purchases above $20 must get approval
All clothing must be approved for her and children (especially daughters)
Must be well versed in all areas of academia for homeschooling children
I have the final say in ANY decision.

Any more?

Men do not have to
>Be thin
>have short hair
>work for you
>have sex with you
>shave
>diet
>be fashionable
>love women
>listen to and put up with your bullshit

This works both ways

This is true, wimminz are some disloyal whores. Time to gas them.

Shit, my wife is lucky if I got 2 consecutive DAYS without getting drunk. Here's your revised list, lunatic:

- I promise to STFU
- I will have dinner ready for you within 15 minutes of coming home from work
- I will provide a minimum of 10 blowjobs a week (and swallow)
- I will dust your Playstation/game machines twice a week
- I will perform all sexual acts in lingerie
- I will keep house clean at all times
- I won't say a FUCKING word about where you go as long as you call by 10 to let me know if you'll be past midnight.

Present this list, you MIGHT actually stay married.

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Looks pretty good to me, but you left off the part where you permanently take ownership of my balls. I feel like this oversight could cost you dearly if I ever manage to man-up enough to stand up to your overbearing cuntitry.

Do roasties have to copy everything off men? That’s how they get treated, not us. Stupid roasties.

Women were a mistake

>her secretly trying to fuck the friend is what's going in hers.
possibly.
It's common for women to actually despise other women by default, or flat out will avoid interacting with new/other women at all costs.

This is true

where else does one take anal?

Looks more like a shit test. If a man flagrantly flouts her rules, she'll stay. If he follows them, than that 50 hrs/wk will make for some of that sweet sweet alimony+child support in the divorce.

Tbh they don’t have to.
Helps weed out the women who will blow up into hamblimps in their 30’s. Find homey girls and reward them for being an actual person.

>tfw girlfriend enjoys being cute wifey and takes pleasure in being good girl.

A couple would unironically happier if they both did the things on the list.

50 hrs a week is the first dealbreaker.

I don't understand imposing "rules" on someone for a relationship. You love someone for their flaws, however glaring. if it's just some agreement to pull your own weight and fulfill basic responsibilities where you have to constantly make stupid arbitrary compromises, it's not really any more significant than an arranged marriage. Most relationships function this way and I know there is a very cursory level of responsibility needed to just not shit up someone's life in general with dependency, but this kind of "you have to meet [x] criteria" sort of nonsense is just really shallow and makes me feel like anyone who would actually have to tolerate this person would be missing out on so much.

That's today's culture in a nutshell, do whatever the fuck you want no matter how short sighted it is.

This. Only McDonalds workers and tradecucks work 50 hours plus

If it makes you feel better:
A)this list is fake
B)you have a modicum of emotional maturity and awareness and will in all likelihood avoid relationship no-no's like this.

>relationship no-no's
Like the ones she listed or "no-no" lists as a general idea? Because my point is that the latter goes right out the window once you actually love somebody. I'm sure anybody here who ever had a oneitis knows that they'd probably have been willing to overlook any stupid thing just to make it work with that person, and a lot of these people got hurt in the process and think their next relationship has to be this icy, callous exchange of responsibilities and social capital.

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Got too tired reading that wish list.

Here's some advice OP. Don't be a bitch and we'll keep you. Do some bullshit like what you wrote on your wishlist and we are not only going to leave you but we're going to fuck all the pussy we want immediately after we cut ties.

Kthx

>reeeeeee pay attention to me even though i have nothing to offer you

I basically just do all this anyways. Only exceptions being porn and video games.

My wife doesn't have to but she does because she's has pride in her appearance and hasn't let herself go to shit.
And she has sex with me because she wants to since I take pride in my appearance and I'm an excellent lover. ;)~ Bonus, I have a trim fit body and I haven't let myself go to shit.

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