Brit/pol/ - IQ test edition

Obviously because they don't have as much diversity of the south. Diversity is our strength

"Me granda was poor and scummy, so was his da', 'nd his"...

Tradition, really.

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we are all in the other thread

come on what thread are we in ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=3lSjXhMUVKE

THE LOBBY

British jew infiltrates the Israel lobby in the USA and gets hours of hidden camera footage of juden describing their sneaky jew plots in great detail. Great stuff and lots of it.

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The one with substance aka this one

the one with 30+ posts

>what is bradford
>what is birmingham
>what is rotherham
Dumb northerner

cheers bruh

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>tfw you realise ted could’ve written a book instead bombing people

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Lmao.

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Why do you cunts hate the north so much?

The Norf is to us what trailer parks are to the American south.

They get what they give.

>birmingham norf

insullah bruv

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Southerners are all gay kikes who have destroyed England

bants

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Too many trip cunts in the other thread, leave them where they are

Simple as

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This.

I slept walked last night lads and I ate an entire bowl of cereal kek what the fuck
Woke up in the kitchen fully clothed staring at an empty bowl.

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Southerners vote for pakis

Northerners get the pakis

Come on britbongs what's the holdup?

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why no results bong?

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They're posting in another thread. I'm just keeping this one alive until it dies, which is when they'll come back

Im not doing a 1 hour test
I range from 131 - 140 in all tests
Sometimes I think id be better off stupid and happy in blissful ignorance

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mfw so far lowest score even though I was pleased

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Just right
Smart enough to succeed
Not smart enough to be side tracked by introspection or socio-political concerns

Youre in the top 10%
Perfectly respectable

I scored 368

bow to you master brainlets

I took the official MENSA home test (though not the actual one, as of yet) and its questions are of a very similar nature to the questions on this test. I got 132 on the MENSA and 130 on this, so I think your score is likely accurate. 120 would put you above most plebians walking around.

It's respectable. Keep in mind that you were the lowest person to post, not to take it. I'm sure a couple of brainlets saw the thread, took the test, and then were too embarrassed to post.

It's not even 30 minutes

cheers user, i always seem to get 115 - 125 in these tests so I consider them pretty reliable, so yeah it's nice to know I'm at least at the right end, I do wonder what it must be like to be 130+ though like...

Because Yorkshire treats these south country swine with the contempt they deserve.

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Cant be arsed.
I know mine already.
It ranges from 131 on a bad day to 140 when on form.

That's a little generous.

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If the average person were as high as you, the world would be a significantly better place.

Its frustrating to be perfectly honest. Without wishing to sound like a pompous cringe lord, when 99% of people you meet/know/interact with are less intelligent than you life can be mind numbingly irritating. Most people bore the fuck out of me and I have to continually dumb everything down

This

>tfw got 94

It used to be in the 130 range but I took a bad blow to the head and ever since then I've not been able to think at all. It's been like that for about 4 or 5 years now.

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having lived in every part of the uk, they're all the same and everybody is scum.

Not to be too pompous, but this is how I feel a lot of the time, too. When I was 12 my own teachers said they were astonished that I was communicating at a university-grade level.

Slightly below average. Not too bad and could probably be brought uo to 100 with some mental exercise user

I don't believe that. However, if you're telling the truth, then you should take a more extensive psychologist-administered test, like the WAIS-IV, in order to identify where you went down—in the case of a blow to the head, I suspect your processing speed would be impacted most, though this is conjecture on my part.

Lol I was having theological discussions and stumping my elders at 12. I spend quite a lot of time alone now though and I suspect its affected my verbal abilities / eloquence from lack of use.

Thanks for being kind about it. Ironically when my IQ was larger I was a lot more miserable than I am nowadays. I always kind of wonder what I may have been capable of. Maybe things are better this way, more of a normie now.

The only thing I don't like is the inability to form long lasting memories since I forget things very easily. Feels like I'm incapable of learning nowadays.

It happened alright although to be fair I deserved it at the time. By processing speed is it somewhat like when a video buffers before playing? I stop mid sentence a lot nowadays.

After the incident my head felt like it was leaking and my brain was constantly under water.

just noticed our country is a dragon dildo .... subliminal shit people still want to get fucked by us after hundreds of years of it

I believe him. Youd be surprised at the damage head bumps can do. Neuro-scientists havent even begun to understand the complexities of the brain
In these times you're probably better off user
Sometimes I wish I could switch my brain off and join normie-world for a holiday

That would be like doing a cross country run against the clock after a serious leg injury user, even completing the task should be respected, I can't imagine how brain injury affects a person, especially when they were particularly gifted before. reminds me of Eddie Kidd
youtube.com/watch?v=JVBqpUhsAPs

> Claims to be intelligent yet displays poor time management by wasting 30 minutes on a meaningless test.

Any intelligent person would realise their time is better invested elsewhere.

You're a fucking faggot OP.

Hello, Mr. 85. Nice to meet you!

I'm a lot happier nowadays so that's nice I guess. I do miss being able to think clearly and articulate well.

But luckily the world will always have smart people it's not a huge loss. And thanks for posting the vid I will take a look.

Consider sulbutiamine supplementation
Modified version of thiamine that can pass blood brain barrier
Very good for brain function in the elderly,dementia,brain injury patients etc

Thankyou, I will give it a try.

how's does it feel knowing your numbers are largely made up northerners who went to oxbridge?

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the line

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Bottom right looks like mold

Idk, I don't feel too different. People acted as if I was a god among men in school because I did everything perfectly without much effort, but I don't think that's very meaningful. When I am taken away from people for an extended period I always start to believe I'm average because I see myself and that there is much that I don't know, but then I get reintroduced and frustrated with everyone but my friends. Even then, I looked at the more average people and still saw that we aren't so far apart.
What I have may be rare proportionally but there isn't much that separates me from others. Half of my friends are smarter than I am (child prodigy tier, playing in a professional symphony at 10 types) so I might have a warped perspective, but I still believe it to be true. There's no point wondering, as we all know nothing either way.

Why is are the rest of Europe such brainlets?

Here in Norfolk we're extremly proud to be southern, anyone who calls us northern irl gets abused at. Fucking portherners think because we have Norf in our name we're one of them so they keep visiting here on holiday (note they cant afford to move here). IM SICK OF IT.

We sound southern, we look southern, we are rich like southerners, we are whiter then most southern counties. We are the model example of southern supremecy.

Nigger admixture.

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I'm British and didn't do this test as it's a waste of fucking time and I'd rather watch Peaky Blinders. Now fellow Britbong, if you don't mind, I have a Scotch and a relaxing evening to enjoy!

The West Midlands isn't in the north.

Are the Brummie accents all shit? When I watched it (admittedly not very much) they didn't sound anything like any of the real Brummie accents I've heard.

You sound like the sort of smug,self satisfied,effete wankers who have sat by and allowed this country to be destroyed as long as their stock portfolio benefited

I scored 14.88. Guess I'm just that retarded.

morning "brit friends"
how are you today?

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This is the offical line.

Yeah i'll enjoy sitting on my yacht in my conservative 98+% white county, you have fun with whatever shithole you're from.

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It isn't, but culturally it resembles the north much more than it resembles the south.

Yeah, the accents are pretty shite to be fair, but it's worth watching because it's nice to see women, especially British women, not dressed as total whores for a change.

It's also somewhat refreshing to see women showing very little yet still being incredibly attractive in how they dress and carry themselves. Also, the men wear suits and look dapper as fuck.

It's a decent show and a nice reminder of just how much a shithole the UK has become over time.

Typical kike attitude
Boasting about county after losing the nation and the empire
Parochial lumpenprole waste of skin and an embarrassment to your ancestors

>t. labour voting poorthern citycuck

ok

Im a traditionalist paternalistic conservative high Tory you peasant merchant filth

I got 120 on this dumb IQ test. How many britbongers even know the meaning of 'lithe'?

I don't want to belong to the north.

Not when you're using marxist buzzwords newfriend, that combined with your memeflag etiher denotes you're not even British or a true red voting citycuck.

Other than the working class cockneys that support real working class clubs like West Ham United, Southern Englanders are self righteous pompous twats. The South is also full of white pedophiles.

The Welsh, Scots, Northern English, Irish, etc. are all united in their hatred of the Southern English for a very good reason. Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds are full of proper cunts.

I picked "young" because lithe means young and strong, I think.

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You can kind of understand why black people hate us so much when this keeps happening only to black people

According to google it's flexible. I looked it up because I had no idea how to pronounce it.

I happen to find the marxist term useful for describing muppets on the faux-right and left. Doesnt mean I'm a marxist by any means but I wouldnt expect nuance or sophistication from a provincial small minded little toad like yourself. And you ARE lumpenproletariat - the dregs of all classes

London is the worst place in the UK. You will not go five minutes without some middle class liberal lunatic preaching about how their offspring went to Durham or some shit.

London will be better under Arab rule. Arabs have a better attitude towards work, know how to keep shit in line via authoritarian rule like in Dubai, and aren't pompous whinging liberal twats.

Unfortunately much of what youve said is correct

That image is what southerners think just because they talk like twats

It's all so tiresome

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Third rate snobs who have lost any understanding of class and it's responsibilities or their place in it. Champagne socialists, virtue-signallng, hollowed out spivs and beta-males. Disgusting