Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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weird flex but ok

Bump for a copy pasta I haven't seen in a while.

Who needs torpedos when you can just use the vessels themselves

How is KNM Helge Ingstad doing these days?

We have more ships that can launch a nuclear missile from the sea than you have ships total

Hurry up niggers

do us a favour and annihilate Great Britain while you’re at it cheers

A wild tank ship minding it’a own business appears!

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oh it's finally almost over? that's nice

It’s super effective!

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I, for one, welcome our new Norwegian overlords.

>norway
>losing one of our 3 (THREE) frigates during peace time because noob marines decide to do navigation training in the middle of the night, turn off the signalling system and refuse to listen to the experienced navigator on the tanker telling them repeatedly to give way

>ever winning anything

Sverige elsker svart, dritt hud innvandrere og er det landet av sorgen og dodet rike, ikke forskjellet, for alltid.

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Weaponize the oil tankers!

Would enlisting in the Norwegian army grant me citizenship?
I'd join.

Also beware of the armed civilians, it might be hard to kill them, because they say killing mentally challenged people brnigs bad luck.

Did some American Chad tourist fuck your wife or something? Otherwise why not just go to war with Mars? America doesn't share a border or anything with you. I would like to see your Norwegian ass show up in South Carolina, We would beat you so bad your grandchildren would have PTSD.

Just read an article on you guys losing your frigate. Apparently it was an at-sea collision in even stupider conditions than that Burke collision last year. Guess you guys don't post FUCKING LOOKOUTS. SERIOUSLY, TECHNOLOGY IS ONLY AS GOOD AS THE PEOPLE MANNING IT

american pigshit on a suicide naval watchlist

A classic

why are you talking about slabs of meat and fireworks in this thread?

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>implying implications

Show your flag, flaggot

>not a singe aircraft carrier or heavy cruiser
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Dont listen to him, those are all fishing boats.

fuck forgot pic

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We love black foreskin?

Is that Google translate?

TOP KEK NORWEGIAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us British are ITCHING for a war with Norway. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Norwegian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Norwegian pig shit they see. When Britain is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Sweden love black, crap skin immigrants and is it the land of sorrow and death kingdom, no difference, for ever.

What did the American mean by this??!

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...and this is outdated

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He is 100% correct söte bror!

Hey, norway isn't that country that when some rapefugee invades your home you suck him so he doesn't hurt you fags?

does Norway have nukes?
i mean, USA got them so.. they win?

Offensive country's command and control would be silent within 24 hours. It's not even a nuke thing.

USA has never had a problem in force v force. The issue comes in with the jungle and neighborhood shit, which no one's especially good at winning. I genuinely don't think Russia or China, either on their own, could really even fight the USA without using nukes today.

>American
>Chad
more like Tyrone you fucking faggot

>Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA

Said no Norwegian ever.Fuckin nu/pol/ giving (you)s to either a Somali or a 15 year old that got banned in COD and came here to shitpost.Sage that fucking shit and move on

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