How do you keep a woman happy?

Redpill me on the secret to maintain a good relationship with women. How do you keep them on your side? How do you satisfy them Jow Forums?

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kill her

kill her

>How do you keep a woman happy?
by not watching anime because they all view it as childish and creepy cartoon porn.

Cummies

You can't keep women happy, only content enough to keep them from bitching

Make 6 figures and being a cuck.

>not liking shimoneta
What are you, a faggot?

lobotomy

Well how do you do that?

buy her a dog so she can get knotted

You don't know any women.

money

Remember that she is your friend and she remembers that you are her friend.
Go down on her and be supportive but make sure it's a mutual level of support. I have no idea.

never care about what they want.

Here comes the redpill faggots.

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>watches anime
>calls me a faggot
wew
fag
stop confusing women with girls.

Psychological manipulation.

t. 35 yo boomer been with wife 17 years, took virginity, never cheated.

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Go on youtube and watch any and all videos featuring Patrice O'Neal. Also, take any advice you see on here with a grain of salt. Jow Forumsacks are retards when it comes to relationships.

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Wife loves anime, incel.

As a guy who has fucked a few unhappy wives, they all come hunting for new dick cause they aren't getting paid attention to or cared for. Biggest problem always seems to be being ignored by their husband, so don't do that. They always seem to want some passion/care.

>you train them like you do a good dog
not to be a dick or anything but nearly all my female relations are great because of this

Beat me to it.

Here's my own addition

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Fuck her 3 times a day so she stays cum drunk.

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Talk to her face to face for 15min a day or so about something random, or how her day was , or what is going on on her life. You don't even have to pay attention, just indulge her need to talk about herself.
Think of it as a pet you have to play with or it gets bored andl destroys the house.
15min is good because is not too short to come of as uncaring nor too long to come out as needy.

fuck them well you basedboy. Low T faggots who are borderline autistic have no idea how to fuck women hard and then wonder why she cheats on you. Handle your business in the sheets , then you can literally inslut her treat her like shit and she'll still stick around.

orgasms, always wearing the pants, and never chasing

It's really fucking simple.

You give her an allowance and you fuck her right and you are going to be treated like a king

>> Dogs are telepathic.

Aaaand into the trash it goes.

Go for walks with her and keep her water bowl filled.