Daily reminder to cutfags who use petroleum-based lubrication to jerk off that it's making you gay

Tfw when uncircumcised and my dick ain’t dry

Why?

women's body fluids also have estrogen, mutt user.

see

proof or you are a faggot

Rip cut fags

lmao at concerned pajeet monitoring this thread. look it up yourself you helpless curry fucker. the link between plastic/bph/estrogen is well established

>Warm cloth
I have fapped 5 times a day for the last 16 years, I can now cum on command, I no longer require physical contact to feel pleasure as I can stimulate my nerves with my mind alone. The scope of my sexual imagination is so much that I can induce waking dreams to suit my desires. My balls are physically incapable of being drained, though no woman could make me cum. I am able to sense thots from 50 meters away through a maximum of 5' of wall thickness. My cumshots are 70-90 ml a go, and I need only 15 minutes to fully recharge my nutsack. I have also gained the ability to levitate small objects within 5 feet.

Remember anons, you must punish your body to make it strong.

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Does this mean I shouldn't use lotion on my body for dry skin?

Petroleum jelly is so non-reactive you could literally drink it and it would do nothing to you (save lube up your insides and make you shit like mad).

Not all petrol products do what you say

I don't understand this meme
we can jerk off without lubrication
thats why you can move our fucking skin still
just cause we have no foreskin it doesn't mean that we can't cause friction
But you'd focus on dicks anyway now would you?

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Imagine being this autistic

at first it was kindof cool but It sounds pretty fucking boring

no substantial proof found. Many chemicals in lotion have very mild estrogen + anti-estrogen quality. Irrelevant mutt hysteria.

Some people are cut way more than others.

I'm cut but have a partial circumcision which left about half of the foreskin you'd see in an uncut person. Easy to masturbate without lubrication

I use vegetable oil or KY with water.

Oh ok thanks

Don't even understand how lotion helps (srs)

i do this.

> 2018
> doesn't have a Fleshlight

Get your shit together anons.

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Vaseline feels great

cut skin cannot move over the tip when it's hard
therefore the tip must move through the hand
this has too much friction without lubrication

Put the lotion away you stupid poo.

I have enough skin to put it over most of the tip, you might have just seen to many botched or tight circumsicions
maybe i just have more skin on my penis than others

I just wish I had my foreskin. Why did they steal my foreskin? I didn't want or ask for this. I am permanently mutilated.

>Fleshlight
>Not tenga

>amerigoys need kleenex and some lube just to rub a quick one

Lmao and all these years watching amerigoy TV I was wondering if there was something wrong with me. America is Greater Israel.

if i could go back in time and relive any experience i wish to, it would be my partial circumcision.

I would gladly lubricate your anus with that thing

>not jerkin it with pre-cum like a bawss
>wasting money on lotion

Cutfag here, my last gf gave me a dry handie and after I nutted my dick was swollen and sore. Pull your foreskin all the way back then try and rub one out and you can see what it's like.

Petroleum Jelly is the best lube. Can use it for hours on end.

And it is indeed safe. It's inventor ate tablespoons of the stuff for good health, and live to be like 96.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough

I’ll pick some up at the store tomorrow. It better work.

No don't fucking do this retards, you'll damage nerve endings. Just use olive oil or some other type of natural lubricant.

Nice political thread you got here OP. Welcome to Jow Forums!

what the ones we still have

Olive oil breaks out my wiener. No other part of my body. Doesn’t hurt me to eat it.