Religion?

Anons, what are your religious views, and why?

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Religion is the most practical known method for controlling stupid people en mass.

It can do other things too, but that's the main one.

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I worship White Jesus

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Atheist because I love shoving fruit in my ass.

There is no god but God. Muhammad is the Messenger of God.

Islam is the Truth.

At least 4/6 of OP's symbols are symbolic of Saturn.

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I don't know and would class myself as deist. The one thing I reasonable sure of is that there's been a massive conspiracy throughout the ages to hide the truth and disguise the true nature of "god".

There is no god but God. Jesus is God.

The New Testament is the Truth.

Fixed that for you.

Harry Potter feminist

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True dat, sadly 90% of the people who left Christianity became SJW feminist Harry Potter fans. Stupid people need a religion. You are 100% right tho. There is just no helping some people.

Haha tub girl referance I would do anything to see that pic again. I wonder if the site is still there

Atheist, but I believe that religion is a necessity to control people and roman catholic church fit most of my political view

You know that's technically heresy right?
You should worship God alone and not be putting anyone else's name alongside his according to Islam.

Thanks buddy! Now I need to fap.

Dude, they fuck kids and goats. Why even bother lol.

Its a lie, man made, only to serve to keep a community.

We don’t worship Muhammad. He is a Messenger just like Jesus, Moses, Abraham, etc. We do not distinguish between any of them.

Why do we focus on Muhammad? Each Messenger was sent to a distinct community (Jesus to the Jews, Moses to Egyptians, etc.) and Muhammad was the final prophet sent to the whole world.

Muhammad completed the Message by spreading it to all corners of the world. The same eternal Message given to Adam from God.

>I would do anything to google tubgirl and see that pic again instantly

What’s it like being in a cult? Do you get stickers for joining or something?

Boredom I guess and a hangover I have from a previous conversation.
Just for bumps sake; Can someone be Islamphobic to someone who is a Mohammedan(mohammedian)? Because there's a pretty good case to be made for kicking them out on the basis that they're not actually followers of Islam, but a fringe fanatical cult.

>some random cult
>one fourth of the entire world population
If you live to relatively old age, you will see that Britain will be ours. We shall see who laughs then.

Jesus is the Christian faith is literally considered God on earth.
Muhammad, by Islam's own admission, is just a man who God allegedly spoke through. Therfore you are putting a mere man alongside God when Islam specifically teaches that you should worship God and God only.

Satanism is actually a nice religion, its atheistic and is the complete opossite of what is wrong with every other religion, and you can actually learn good stuff to have a better way of living from them

Jesus a messenger? Jesus was the living god.

Muhammad was the prophet of Satan and a goat fucker and pedo to boot.

Kicking them out of where, the country? I think owning a Quran should be enough reason to do that ;)
I have no idea desu. They have so many forms of Islam, they can’t even agree amongst themselves.

U-hu, sure it will buddy. If you lived here you would know that stands no chance of happening.

Yes out of the country. We can outlaw "hate" groups or list them as terrorist organisations, well mohammedans meet all the criteria and we couldn't be accused of targeting Islam, because they aren't actually followers of Islam.

haha
only us gentlemen know the truth that we came from nothing and nothing created us
*tips fedora*
good day to you too sir!
hehe stay woke

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im an atheist, but religion is good and should be enforced for the good of the community.

Sounds like a plan batman. Once we get rid of the human rights act tony Blair accepted we should be able to sort them out. May tried to get rid of it last year but failed. She’s weak tho, somebody will do it eventually and then we can legally treat them like the invaiders they are.

Depends on the religion. I’m not cutting my cock for any reason.

Tj?

Reconstructionist paganism. Because polytheism is correct and fuck you.

We wouldn't even have to get rid of the laughable piece of shit that is the EU convention on human rights (You are free to speak what we allow you to say) first to do it.

There are Islamic scholars and followers who argue that mohammedans are heretics. So if Islam itself doesn't accept them in the religion, then they can fuck right off with the islamphobia defence.

I want the webmd of him pouring hot oil on his balls.

Orthodox Christian

I sought. I prayed. I read some C.S. Lewis. I went to some different churches. Went to a greek orthodox church. Never left.

God bless you

Good point. If all else fails, they are confined to the city’s so we can just cut them off and starve them out. There is a reason they aren’t being housed in the countryside me thinks.

Discussion for another thread I think, but my theory is that the welfare infrastructure doesn't exist the same way (if at all) as it does in the rest of the UK. I would guess that if you looked at the highest densities of muslim communities/populations within towns and cities, then they would all be relatively close to a job centre for them to collect benefits. Plus in the countryside you have to work for you living, else your one of those escape to the country twats who move there to retire.