Why is everyone jealous at Belgium?

Is it because we have the best beer and chocolat in the world, invented "French fries", invented the saxophone, oil paint,Brussels Sprouts, surrealism, Tin Tin, the Smurfs, waffles,......

Don't be so jealous!

Don't be so jealous!

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Literally, where?

You're about to be the shit skin race pretty soon

>the absolute state of amerisharts

Belgian beer is chk chk

Say what you want about us burgers, but you're pretty much a non-country.

Belgium... Isn't that an arab country? Why would I be jealous of that...

>pretty much a non-country

The absolute state of newfags

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Based Léon Degrelle came from Belgium. Sadly, your country no longer produces such men anymore.

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Can't be jealous of a country whose "nobility" like to torture children to death, rape them into being mind kontrolled slaves, and send them into the woods naked to go hunting them. Fuck Belgium.

american nobles do the same thing

What about your sick piza nobility?

>tfw no Kingdom of the United Netherlands

Qu'est ce que tu fous la khey?

Shouldn’t the French part of Belgium join France and the Dutch part join the Netherlands? Why is there a Belgium?

Belgian revolution of 1830.

Yes, nothing french about fries, and you know it!

Belgium was created as a buffer zone between those 2 cuck countries by the freemasons.

>Why is everyone jealous at Belgium
I didn't know anyone was jelly of Belgium...

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And Tintin, the other based thing to come out of Belgium.

>buffer zone created by powerful organization
>everyone is either a freemason or a cuck serving their masters
>either the majority of Belgium is either a freemason or a cuck
>by Occam's razor Belgium is a country of cucks
Mmmm....

Wie heißt du?

Kurt, why?

nom nom nom

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Literally who

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Yes, with mayonaise!

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>mayonaise
Fucking why?

Just another Coburg country.
At one point a Coburg sat on the thrones in Portugal, Bulgaria, England and Belgium.
Wilhelm II was half Coburg and Nicolas II was quarter Coburg.

I've been to 'Belgium' better known as 'the German Lowlands' once. I visited Bruges and it was my favorite part of Europe, it was an actually European city full of Europeans. Then I went to Brussels and it was a shithole. Your nation is led by shills who have sold out your birthright to the third world in exchange for more power. Worth it? Jealous? German?

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