Anyone here have any personal conspiracy theories they'd like to share? Here's mine: It's no secret that climate change is by far the greatest threat to mankind. Famines, mass displacement of huge populations, at our current rate this will be our future and we know it. So why haven't we taken the drastic action that we need to correct this problem? Well, Caesar was only granted emergency powers when the enemy was pounding at the gates. I believe whoever is distracting us from the problem of climate change, be it the jews or the masons or whoever, is (((banking))) on this same idea. The only way to fix a global crisis is with global power. Real, uninhibited, global power. The power to relocate huge swaths of the human population, the power to direct the human species so that it can be saved from a problem it created. We need to deal with climate change now, while it can still be fixed by sovereign nations working together, rather than a global human force. Once they have the power they'll never give it up. If no digits ignore this post, I trust in Kek to guide us.
Anyone here have any personal conspiracy theories they'd like to share...
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i personally believe God made you and killed himself in shame when he saw you type this post
No other country except America is real, it’s all a hoax
>I believe in climate change
Don't be silly God can't die. Also thanks for the bump friendo
>climate change
Stop using this inaccurate misnomer meme if you actually want to have a sincere discussion about the very real danger that we're shitting the bed so frequently that the planet's ability to harbor anything but microscopic life could be threatened.
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If you use either of the seriously misleading & inaccurate terms global warming or climate change then the discussion won't be about anything but them.
Ironic that when confronted with an independent thought like my theory you post the same meme that everyone else on this damned board posts.
i didn't pollute anything fucker
i didn't release toxic waste either
As far as "personal" conspiracy theories; politicians are all essentially actors, and the reason Trump is so successful at it was because of the years he's spent around McMahon & co, picking up the essentials of pro wrestling's crowd psychologies, realizing it was eminently applicable to politics given its nature of selling bullshit as reality.
Truth be told friendo I'm actually perfectly aware of the Holocene extinction event, I was just hoping to get some thread traffic from the people posting about why climate change isnt real until some actual people showed up.
You might not be far off. The biggest part of the job, really, is just making sure your image in the public eye is good. Just look at obongo and hillary, destabalized the middle east leading to who knows how much suffering and death yet they gave that nigger a Nobel peace prize.
You want a cookie?
There are nearly 8 billion of "us", so this or that person not being directly responsible doesn't mean jack fucking shit to whether or not it's happening, and the blowback from it.
But, memeflag, so just looking for easy (You)s.
Essentially trolling doesn't really help the discussion or the issue, sadly.
Jow Forums is a huge corporation and wasn't sold to some jap. moot didn't want to relinquish control but sold Jow Forums to g00gle for probably billions of dollars. His job working for google+ is a cover, he's still running Jow Forums. This was done because Jow Forums is too toxic for a company like Alphabet to own and operate officially like youtube or something, but is recognized as being an important bastion for internet culture and therefore highly valuable. If you stop and think about it for more then a minute this makes a lot of sense.
>Posting using G00gle[tm] reCAPTCHA.
The reason why Trump wants a wall so badly is because he's actually the Kool-Aid man in disguise.
Modern Hollywood is a testing ground for AI. Most movies are remakes or sequels because AI can't create original ideas and most movies have inconsistent tones and massive amount of CGI. The computers just slam shit from different movies that people liked into the movie it's creating and use CGI to build the world it wants. AI also explains the nonsensical and hole ridden plots. Ever read those basic AI written books? They make some sense but fall apart in the bigger picture.
Posting on Jow Forums won't help the issue either friendo. I'm going to be game warden, at least that way I can help preserve the biodiversity in Texas for my children, what are you doing?
oh so you're saying those 8 billion own and govern the factories that DO release waste
More important than whether or not it's necessarily "good" is how large it is. Normally politicians have to pay mega fucking bucks to get their essentially boring ass policy paragraphs in the public consciousness to any real degree, made more difficult by the fact that most (rightfully) see it as bullshit anyway. Trump made a classic, by the book "heelish antihero" (ala early Stone Cold) persona for himself, made "shocking/edgy" kind of meme statements, used great bants, and let the media knife fight over who could cover him more, for free.
I have taken over this planet 3 times but ruling you morons seems like work.
I think you're close but movies have the potential to make too much money too be used as a testing ground. I honestly think Jow Forums would be a much better testing ground
global warming climate change is just another ploy to justify fleecing you more
if any of those political puppets [like al gore] really cared about the planet he'd advocate to shut down the military and factories, you know, the actual perpetrators
They don't care you faggot, I'm telling you they're content to let the planet die so they'll be granted crisis powers
Wow there sure are a lot of digits in this thread
>what are you doing?
Playing the fiddle while it all burns. All I can do is speak on it at this point.
No demand, no factories. By & large the vast majority simply don't give a shit, even those that don't have any potential for any real meaningful action. Even OP's game wardening, as noble as that is, is really just dragging out the misery of their existence.
Take elephants for example. Aside from slaughtering the herds that directly attack humans or their sustenance methods, it's not "really" our intention to drive them to extinction. It's just the net result of all of our impacts on their available space & ability to provide for themselves; plus their nice shiny tusks. We KNOW damn well extinction will be the eventual result for them, but consider economics, elbow room, and our own comfortable convenience to be more important than their existence.
Now apply that to ALL non-human life.
ofc in fact they intentionally dump more waste to put their plans in effect
Wow this is so insanely retarded. It takes teams of hundreds of animators to make content. Neural networks aren't capable of that.
It's opportunism. They're trying to find ways to squeeze every cent out of it while doing nothing to hurt the profitability of the shit they do that all the issues are side effects of.
>It's just the net result of all of our
>our
nigger i'm not a nigger poacher in africa - you again put the blame on everybody when in this case it's only NIGGERS' doing
Yeah here's mine.
the deep state is a meme.
and the rich fellow (((white))) people who buy them
Elephant's weren't the point you fucking knee-jerking mong. They're a representative example of what's happening to it ALL.
A genius move I agree. Its no surprise that character assassinations are such an effective political tool in this county, people completely forget about someones merit as a leader or their ideas as a legislator as soon as one little piece of dirt is brought up. Kind of a shit way to run a country if you ask me, and the fault lies in the electorate for eating it up. Politics is looking more and more like an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians these days than anything else.
factories don't NEED to pollute you high horse mong
And we don't NEED the shit the majority of factories put out to survive. But factories aren't even a third of the overall problem.
and what is the problem fgt, the 8 billion farts released every 24h?
Well, I don't blame you for giving up friendo. But mark my fucking words here. When the chickens come home to roost and a global power is established to save humanity, remember what I said and that I was right.
>people only fart once a day
Fucking kek.
Last (You); not even in the mood to deal with a hyperaggressive memeflaggot.
He's got a point friendo, he's saying that human growth and expansion is an unstoppable force that only leads to the destruction of biodiversity. Ffs, our economy is built around the assumption that our population will keep growing. Just because you don't go around shooting endangered species willy nilly dosnt make you any less guilty. You've contributed to the system and that's enough. Just submit to the new world order when its established to save us.
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>Just because you don't go around shooting endangered species willy nilly dosnt make you any less guilty.
this must be bait
>united states of fartmerica
Are you saying the fires are just a way to clear land for a train?
>You've contributed to the system and that's enough.
ahem, according to industry movers and shakers we're useless eaters, ie we contribute jack shit
By consuming you enable their existence don't you see
Do you shit in a toilet connected to the sewer system? Do you throw away trash? Do you shop at any stores, even online? Do you use electricity?
You might not contribute as far as whatever they're concerned with you contributing to; but you're contributing to the overall issues. Just like me & 8 billion others.
Only real thing that would honestly help with this kind of consumerist lifestyle (that is fucking inescapable as things are set up atm) is cutting that number down to under a billion & keeping it there.
Mine: mk ultra is HUGE:
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God damn its like looking in a mirror
those are monopolies, you're shifting the blame on those who do not make decisions on how they operate
do you drive a car? guess what - it didn't have to run on oil
The Toronto (((Star))) Newspaper.
Well, at least your heart is in the right place friendo.
I actually don't own one & have never even had a license; although I drove for years despite that.
And I'm not trying to "shift" blame. We all share it.
Kaczynski was right about a lot of things. I'm too tired for all that shit now though. I actually just hope now for us to die off on our homeworld & not fuck up the rest of the universe with our special snowflake bullshit.
Chinese restaurants are run by human trafficking rings. New place opens up, never any hiring signs, never any "now hiring" signs, and no whites, hispanics, or blacks. Most of the people there are Cambodian, Laotian, Thai, or Burmese. All employees names are fake and change from time to time, not to mention how I've personally recognized/been recognized by the same waitstaff moving between three different places within a few counties. Sometimes, a place gets busted by ICE and the everyone in restaurant gets deported.
Legitimately this. Other leftists tell themselves Trump is stupid to feel better. I keep trying to tell them that feeling is why he's dangerous.
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Fuck yourself. He's a conman. Good at what he does, but still a hired gun for the actual elites.
Family conspiracy here:
My great grandmother, German side, called my mother once before she died. She warned her never to let the others lay hands on the children, and apologized.
Apparently, generations before WW2 even started, my father's family had been part of a selective breeding program. The objective of which was only made public before the war because it was nearing completion.
The Ubermensch, the Aryan ideal, supersoldiers. Derived not from the best of man, but by tracing the bloodlines of The Fallen to present day. Yeah you read that correctly. Nazis were trying to recreate the nephilim.
Several houses were involved, subordinate to the actual rulers. Some in Germany. Some further east. And at least one scouting America for "men of renown."
My father's line was marked by two boys each generation. One light, "perfect" one. Another with darker features and hereditary disease. Both with immense natural strength and unnatural intelligence.
Oh, and The Jews are just patsies. The Spirit of Evil manipulates men of all creeds.
I buy this. I was manager at a store years ago that was in a shopping center owned by some chinks, & they had a take out place in it as well. Only ever asians of some kind working there, the only one that provably spoke english was the owner who ran phones & took walk in orders. The others working there would be around like 3-6 months & then you'd never see them again. They also owned a townhouse right around the corner that all the employees lived in.
>It's no secret that climate change is by far the greatest threat to mankind.
Go away, rabbi.
Whether you attribute it to climate change or not, you surely see the impending wars, famine, disease, and everything else.
The effect is real, even if the cause could be fabricated.
yes i see but atomic electricity is one of the cleanest energies there is
His seeming stupidity is part of his brilliance. His enemies decry him as being dumb, he carries a "successful John everyman" kind of vibe from it; when it really speaks to how dumb he considers the actual intended audience to be all around, on both sides. He'll be known historically among political insiders as a revolutionary figure, because despite their doubts, he was able to successfully lower the bar for politicians to depths they didn't think were possible. No major election or term in high office, at least in the US, is ever going to be the same as it was before Trump.
Some day. But certainly not because of any of this.
I'd be willing to sacrifice myself in the name of my belief that we need far fewer humans around; but only if I was at the end of a VERY long line waiting to do the same. Perhaps one of my "secret" wishes will come true & we'll get invaded by an alien species that's as far above us evolutionarily as we are to the rest of the animals here; & get treated as poorly & with as much disregard & contempt. Hopefully they'd find some shit in one of our organs that allowed them to save like 2% on a manufacturing cost & then we'd REALLY get to have some fun. The looks on the faces of everyone who thinks we're just so special & unique & "chosen" in the grand scheme of things would be totally worth it.
There is nothing wrong at all with atomic energy in principle. It's when you combine it with general human laziness & corporate profit-driven corner cutting that it becomes a brutally terrible idea.
The most red pilled people on Earth are Jeremy Corbyn and Angela Merkel. Merkel tried to bring Iran under EU control rather than Russian or Chinese, and all of a sudden we're disbanding NATO. Have you ever wondered why all the socialist countries don't like Israel? Venezuela etc always vote against them in the UN.
I think calling Trump a Nazi is bait, considering how pro Israel he's been. Save this post, Corbyn or Bernie are going to name who is really in control and the marxists won't know what to do.