Tang, anyone?

Did ol mate fuck up by talking to me? Stop being gay

five eyes, man. they Tanged him hard. all i can say

What is the purpose of five eyes, who is micheal and who are you?

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I didn't write that cap. Five eyes... Google them. I'm just a Type One, doing his job.
I think all the 2s Tanged out for the night though.

I have googled them and I know the basic rundown, but what does Five eyes have to do with G.A.T.E?

More importantly why did someone have to take a “field trip” after talking to me?

seriously, stop asking questions you already know the answers to.
This thread is really for keeping coms open with the 2s, in case the mission is a go again.

dude, stop

>tfw,Not drinking the best soda ever

Also we have to declare a new meme that libtards will fall for.

>Its called: Project Agent Orange
We make orange soda, the soda of the alt right.

Y'all in or what?

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I don’t know the answers hence why I’m asking? I’m sorry but you seem to know what I’m seeking

Yes, very important. Lmao

are you a 2? No? then fuck off. I don't l know what you are talking about. I never said you sent Mike off or had anything to do with his Tanging.

whatever

What you want

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hot chick?

Oh, I see. LOL. How did you get mixed up in this?

Because I posted about going on excursions during my time with the gate program and the only one I could remember was going to the museum and then they post “field trip” and “mesuem” without replying to anyone,

probably a LARPer. not related to Mike's trip and Tanging. did you keep getting blocked for small amounts of time? that's odd

>during my time with the gate program
did you finish? stay close to the phone if not

hot chick?

Sooooooo I was supposedly chosen for G.A.T.E. growing up, but my mother was in education herself and got a weird feeling about it, did I fall through the cracks? Am I some sort of counter-sleeper?

Why stay close to phone? Someone said that to me in the other thread as well

Also yes after previous thread I was banned

literal phone or just pay attention?

Theres an snl skit with trump in it from way back. I cant find it. He makes a moontini with trump vodka and tang. Please tell me i didnt hallucinate that completely.

did you finish GATE, or fail?

hot chick?

I went to 3 different primary schools and in each one I was placed in the same TAG programs. How do I know if I finished it? I know for sure I still get gang stalked on the daily whenever I go out

I'm bored, dude. This is boring.

stay by the phone
soon, steve

I remember being in it from pre-primary - year 7 so almost 8 years. I have hardly any memory at all, all these threads keep memory triggering me so hard and connecting so many dots in my life

No, man, you're Steve. You suck at this.

I'm the Mexican, Michael. How was the trip?

I can't keep up with this shit lol

IDK, pick a name and agency.

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have a glass of tang and play a relaxing hand of solitaire, but stay by the phone

I'm going to leave my phone at home today

you are abandoning the mission? sleep on it

I'm going rogue >:)

GOD DAMN IT, MICHAEL!
ARE YOU OFF YOUR FUCKING TANG?!
REPORT TO HQ IMMEDIATELY! In the basement.

Sure boys, better wear your catheters things gonna get tangy

>gonna get tangy
kek. where are all the retards though? You funny, but not crazy enough. They really make these threads happen.

kicking myself for forgetting GATE in the OP

Make new thread

Dude that's my trigger word are you stalking me

Nice one faggot lol

meh, been shitposting pretty hard. need a tang and a bong rip or two

Actually if you search gate it still appears so you are golden

lol
everyone act crazy again. maybe we can salvage it, Mike

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Looks like that kid from dark skies lmao

Do you feel bad for the people who are genuinely struggling with this?

Sure why not, what’s wrong with him

Tough love.

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Give me a hit of that bong

you guys are legal now. hard to get?

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I figured you were smoking something else

tang? not even once

When does ww3 start

No one likes orange soda though
Multiple comedians have bits about people that drink orange drink being psychopaths

>people that drink orange drink being psychopaths
maybe that's the missing GATE dork link, for reals

What’s wrong with fanta tho, litterally invented by Nazi Germany during WW2.

For the record. 1970 'alcoholic moon juice called "TANGO" Actual Tang and Vodka. Fucking awful but did the job .
Actually bottled and sold in gallon jugs