Participating in the NATO wargames, Trident Juncture 18, multiple female Norwegian soldiers were active on tinder on their cell phones during simulated warfare, allowing enemy soldiers to triangulate their position resulting in the destruction of their entire platoon. Their navy probably made the same mistake during the exercise, since just days later one of Norway's five capital frigates, Helge Ingstad, collided with an oil tanker. As we speak, it is sinking to the bottom of the ocean (for real, not in the games) along with all of its ordnance - several surface-to-air missiles, anti-ship missiles, sting ray torpedos and an OTO Melara cannon.
Let's all discuss how based Norway is unlike its Scandinavian neighbors.
Fucking dumb bitches, women were a mistake. Imagine how cool it would be if men just had some over way of procreation. We'd be slaying alienniggerfaggots in some far away star system just for the kekz.
Cameron Ortiz
I live pretty close to where it's sinking. The whole thing is just an embarrassment.
Easton Barnes
it would be gay though how about we kill all males from some alienfaggot planet and take all female ayylmaos, preferably catgirls?
Jaxon Diaz
Their true enemy is of course law, order and the defense of their nation, but the soldiers that performed the feat were most likely Swedish as evidenced by the smug statements made by the Swedish armored divisions. >Budkaveln meddelar att brigaden uträttat stordåd i väst. Teknologins möjligheter och faror låter göra sig påmind. Låt inte synder som frestelse röja din position, med enklaste medel kan även den enklaste @pansarknekt_som_fan pejla in dig och låta konungens hammare slå tungt från långa avstånd. Det kunde soldater från intet nämnt förband konstatera. >The bidding stick reports that the brigade has accomplished grand feats in the west. The possibilities and dangers of technology let themselves be known. Do not let sins and temptation betray your position, since with the simplest means even the simplest [armored soldier] can probe your position and let the hammer of the king strike with might from great distances. So has been noted by the soldiers of a unit that is to remain nameless.
Easton Stewart
I've seen this before but is it true?
Camden Peterson
>Shitting on Norway to divert from our own issues Begone Kike.
Tyler Cox
Nah, I meant some "nonsexual" way of procreating. Fuck sex drive, takes away our strength that could be used on universe domination and creation of anime.
Noah Robinson
It's true that Norway suffered repeated defeats during the games, that they issued radio silence and that they accused others of cheating. Meanwhile, several soldiers have stated outright or implied that tinder was what was used to accomplish this, but I doubt there will be any formal confirmation from the military regarding this, other than an increase in the confiscation of smartphones during exercises.
Cooper Torres
>other than an increase in the confiscation of smartphones during exercises They should confiscate women from the exercises.
Jacob Nelson
Woah, rare flag you get there dude. I didn't know you guys even had internet.
Eh, during the last Russian submarine exercises an American plane casually flew from one submarine to another marking them with beacons. And Russian commandment has no idea how they found their positions. It could be that something similar happened as in OP.
Landon Sanchez
are women allowed in your navy?
Ian Jackson
Nah. But they could catch the signal of a mobile phone or shit like GLONASS.
