The Alaska Plan

Guys i just had a brilliant plan as I'm sitting here this morning. Since the government has no plan to end catch and release why not amend it to catch and release to Alaska.

Think about it. A plane ticket to Alaska is much cheaper than prosecution and they will be too poor to buy a plane ticket to mainland. As a bonus, NGOs have no boots on the ground in Alaska so they cant help them up tgere. And finally imagine the fortt thousand keks of watching a new migrant arctic caravan through 2000 miles of Canadian tundra.

So I humbly present this option to the armchair lawyers and policy analysts of Jow Forums. What is the legal and social feasibility of the Alaska plan?

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I've long thought that aliens should be confined to an Island camp in the Aleutians pending adjudication of their case and deportation...

we're already paying people to live there, seems to add up

growing an alaskan population would be good for national security, cold environment incentivises hard work to survive winter, unworking porch monkeys will die from cold, hard working genuine migrant families will succeed and form actual, positive communities

Good plan OP

Come on fags dont let it slide. What are the problems and pitfalls, would this be called racist or inhumane?

no i'm more worried about the local fauna
put them on a boat ,ship them back home or send them to space

Realistically it wouldn't work.
Because of how remote alaska is the cost of living there is too high (fuel, food etc). Also the main industries there are oil and mining. None of which can be done by uneducated subhumans.
If this plan was approved the government would have to spend billions to feed, house and keep warm all these jobless animals.
They could be left to their fate (aka die) but any government would rather deport them than let it come to that.

Na, there could be some nice work plans up there to build new infrastructure/roads/cities etc.
Good path to citizenship, say with a 5 year trade off or something similar.

Gets to be like - 70 degrees in Fairbanks during the winter. Without free gibs most of them will freeze to death, and it's too cold to riot and set the town on fire.

Good plan, OP. The Indians won't like it though because it'll mean less gibs for them.

Fuck that Alaska is beautiful. That’s where I’m going to get out this hellascape one day. That’s God’s country. THEY HAVE TO GO BACK.

great idea, but i think we could actaully go the extra mile and put them somewhere out on the panhandle, or just drop them all off in LA
LA works well because really nothing of value will be lost

whatever they do, there should be a concerted effort to place them into wealthy neighbourhoods

Let's put them on one of those shitty islands.

I used to live in Alaska. It's already filling up with Mexicans. One bitch was deported back to Mexico three fucking times and she still showed back up in Juneau.

within a couple months they will defrauded enough people with contractor work and shoddy construction to move to Florida with their homies.

Bad end.

Canada took over Alaska decades ago. They like living under our control so no one makes a big deal out of it.

Kodiak Island would be the place.
Once these fuckers develop a taste for mexican food, its game on.

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No! Alaska is ours.

this

Alaska is the most resource wealthy state in the union. You're retarded

AK fag here, while food is expensive, the lower 48s is catching up fast. Housing up here is cheaper and the wages are better, only thing that really blows is the women are fucking whores. Men out number women and they know it. Be prepared to blanda up with a native or an Asian as there are a bunch of em in Anchorage. Also, Alaska has a fuck ton of natives. Most likely i'll end up with one, anglo women here have soured me, most of my friends are divorced, been cheated on multiple times and are having to pay out a lot of shekels to their ex's. At least with a native you get access to reservation land and a built in family. Granted, the alcoholism here on the reservations is awful but it's the same in the white parts of the state too. Go to a bar in Anchorage on a saturday night, wow. You will see trucks flipped upside down in the winter, it's literally a gamble with your life to drive drunk here, the probability of hitting a patch of ice and dying is greater than being pulled over by a cop.

Not really, they have to repave the roads every year, Alaska is and always will be a bitch to develop, that's why we haven't turned in a total shithole like a lot of the lower 48s has. Sad man, I look at places down there and what they've become. Deport the fucking wetbacks, our kind homesteaded this place just like people down there did, come here legally or not at all.

Also, the people up here will not take kindly to them, outside of anchorage people do dissapear.

Not really, if anything it will be less gibs for the white folks. The natives are more or less self sustaining because unlike a lot of the tribes down there the natives up here sent their kids to law school and negotiated better treaties. The Tlingits and Inuits are loaded, many of em have better school buildings than the white people do.

Want to know who the natives up here really hate? Niggers. In the 90s the crips tried moving in and made the mistake of living in small towns close to the natives. Best cop story I ever heard was how a few niggers went to a bar and well, did nigger things. A few local boys called em everything in the book and got said niggers to chase em in the woods in the middle of winter, niggers car got stuck and the natives drove on off. Game wardens found the car a few weeks later, wolves were trying to break in. Good on the game wardens, saving those poor wolves from a horrible case of indegestion, nigger meat is not part of a balanced diet.

Be warned, outside of Anchorage people can be very clannish. They've always disliked outsiders, that's really escalated in the past years with Wasilla and Eagle river getting developed. People live up here for a reason.
The rich people aren't like the libshits down there, they tend to be armed and will shoot. They'd be dead eitherway so works for me.

Woah wtf, thats crazy. Why would a sun lazing bean hrowing mexican want to move to alaska willingly

I vote as national policy they get sent to purgatory and let god sort them out

Come down to the mainland alaska bro. I visited a friend in NYC amd they had a friend who lived in ancourage and he said hes much happier in NYC. He didn't realize how depressing it was until he moved to a high pop density place like new york. I would at least suggest a weekend visit yo a major metropolitan area before you resign yourself to Alaska forever

>wanting Alaska to declare independence

Lived down there for a bit, no thank you. The people are awful, competition is rediculous and yeah, shits about as expensive as here and the wages suck. Also I like my innawoods and guns, with the dems pulling the shit they do now, no thanks.
I did live in Seattle for a bit, my god kill it with fire. Looks like the gods are already doing that with cali lol.

Hello fellow AK fag, yeah to everything u said but OP sucks elephant cocks due to the fact all the undesireables are moving up here for gibs. Id gladly trade the FPD to go back to tier 1 retirement. Too many fucks come up here for the bare minimum to get alaskabux.

I vote we ship all illegals to Cali or Hawaii

Fair enough bro i can respect that. If shit gets too degenerate here I may end up becoming a hermit in the woods or joining an Amish community and just work the fields and escape the degeneracy of smart phones and facebook. Until then I am going to resist the libs and their attempt to errode racial, familial, and national identity

Hey that's an idea. Let them colonize the moon. A moon base.

This post was a perfect example of stream of consciousness.

I'm assuming you mean that the state of Alaska pays oil dividends to its residents. They aren't being paid for nothing; they're being paid for oil rights. And you guys wanna give oil rights and more money to invaders, on top of their gibs, and then think they'll somehow suffer? Dumb af.

I approve of this. I want to see caravans from Alaska to Canada. I hear the meat is much cheaper there.

there's too many Mexicans in the South let's move some up North so we can get fucked there too
t. noseburg

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Can i somehow come to Alaska, get a job and live there legally?

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