Say it with me

Fuck that, I'm voting for Trump 2020, Mike "if he sucks the cock, he gets the shock" Pence in 2024, this goon will have to wait his turn.

He's a quality Conservative. 2024 hopefully.

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Is he?

I’d vote for him in 2024 just to be able to make “Punished Snake” memes

>electing Solidus Snake

Sounds about right.

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He fought in a war, let’s make him CEO of Intel!!!

>Voting for a Pirate

Women would vote for this dude en masse.

If people can vote for Hillary even though she's a corrupt war criminal just because she's a woman then I can vote for a guy because YARRRRRRR matey so fuck you.

i dont think so

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MEtal Gear!

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His first act as president will be to move the white house to his skull shaped cave on his volcano island.

President Pliskin

its literally evil morty
you're being tricked

Solidus did nothing wrong

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Would not mind solid snake being my president.

what

>tells trump to tone it down
he should lose the other eye too

>Punished Crenshaw

He could've gone so far were he not a leftist cuck.

Sad.

>never looked up his website > israeli affairs

In the year 2032 after serving 8 years as Mike Pence's VP, President Dan Crenshaw was sworn into office.

Crenshaw was born into Black Ops. He is Black Ops. He's walking foreign intervention. He can teleport behind you and take you out before you notice he disappeared from in front of you.

Born in 1984 to an Oil Industry "employee" and plausible CIA covert operative in Scotland. He was then raised in 1990s Colombia during the middle of the Drug War against the Cali Cartel and Pablo Escobar.

He went to Harvard after hundreds of confirmed kills and numerous raids on Al Qaeda in the Navy SEALs.

Most of his missions are still classified.

Some believe he is a perfect clone of George HW Bush... AKA Big Boss... the great fighter pilot from WW2, CIA director, VP, President, and all around NWO White Man whoever lived.

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I support president Plisken and his advocacy of suppressed mac-10s

gayest shit ever seen on Jow Forums
bullet yourself

SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

2028 maybe.
Let's see how he votes first.

What did I miss? Is he a cuck for appearing on SNL? Desu it showed that he doesn’t take himself too seriously and has a sense of humor. Pete Davidson is still a faggot though.

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he is a glow nigger faggot who thinks trump should tone down his tweets. absolute zero who may as well have been another D pickup

G.W. does not approve of that.

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Bush his dad and his grandad and all his brothers are faggots too

You will literally never hold an elected position.

a pirate for president?