daily reminder you will never be Australian
Daily reminder you will never be Australian
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the black man is the epitome of masculinity
Why live.
wish i had a bigass spider or whatever fucking nightmare crawl up into my shitter at night or early in the morning as im taking a piss. glad im not living in your DnD country.
>He does NOT want to live in D&D country
Hans you massive faggot. Running away from difficulties, no wonder your country is the way it is.
Yeah you only got those mudslide sneaking up your shitter at night.
wish they did , i love me some muslim cock but you´re just jealous that your critters are sneakier and dont rape your women.
He has a big fucking knife on his belt why ddint he use it?
>big fucking knife
Maybe he loves kangaroos and just wanted to end the whole thing without unnecessary bloodshed.
An emu, though, he probably would have gown to town on the feathered hellspawn with it,
What ever happened to that American user who said he was gonna rent a car and drive across Australia for fun? He posted about a month ago and everyone told him he was a retard for driving through the desert. Did he make that trip? He said he would update Jow Forums...
>you will never be Australian
I thank KEK every day for that one simple fact.
>daily reminder you will never be from a nation whose ancestry is that of convicts.
Sounds fine by me, even if I have are a few Indians and Pakistanis.
he died 2 weeks ago. was on the news
wonder how many Aussies do their family tree info and the run into the " rapped in prison" branch
i did that in america last year, drove from vegas to seattle over 3 weeks in the summer.
good
They are the most intimidating birds I've ever met.
Thumping noises and ...that stare.
They should never have outlawed guns there.
Thank You, Jesus!
This is close to the most fucked up shit I've ever seen, including gore.
da fuck
migrated here 5 years ago got my citizenship pretty friendly place married an aussie and now my life is pretty much perfect stop sooking you dumb shit anyone that adopts australian values is australian /thread
You mean I've been doing all this road sleeping and gasoline drinking for nothing?
>australian values
essentially this and an attitude of giving everyone a fair go no matter what rock they came from its literally the foundation of this cuntry
Fuckin just got home from the office lads. Who else is sick of nonwhites crowding Sydney's trains these days?
Does anyone know the origin of this pic?
niggaroo BTFO
have some onions milk it'll keep that tantrum down
Go back home chink
Typical brit.
Bendigo.
G'day Chang. How long you been in country? You get PR yet?
That’s Germany right?
not chinese and no actually bringing over some mates of mine over
I know schooling here isn't exemplary but I said I have my citizenship
>not posting the real version
Why didnt we ally with Germany in 1939?
Found the zoomer
kys kike
Anyone have the one where he has to take a shit and lifts the bowl and all the spiders and such come out?
Pic - the most Australian image I have ever seen
Because the Germans are fucking gay
Thank fuck. I love Aussies, you're good blokes for the most part. But you twats are worse then Mexicans when it comes to machismo flexing.
what an angsty goy don't worry it gets better after you hit maturity
Sorry, this is the REAL version, ignore my second post.
If we're posting those then I've got one too
we wuz kangarooz n shiet
>citizen
What path did you take? Interested to know how much those faggots in immigration are selling those certs for these days. Also what part of Asia are you from?
Oi don't try me.
>he actually went ahead and cried a river
impressive
Australians dont want chinks. fuck off back to your own country
all amerifats gtfo our thread
based and kekpilled
low iq questions are too dull to answer
nah m8 I'm /comfy/
>nah m8 I'm /comfy/
>anyone that adopts australian values is australian /thread
shitskin detected
Alright Chang, have it your way. Can you catch your train a bit later than usual? You talk in your fucking disgusting language too loudly and I'm sick of hearing it and seeing your identical bug faces everywhere. If you all fucked off back to China it'd be great.
So I take it when you became a Aussie they took your sense of humor
relax you look like a butt hurt fag
umadm8?
colgate nigger lover memelord
they take your soul when they give you citizenship its part of the deal
you and your family will NEVER be Australian
explains a lot honestly
you're a better person, for being honest
...
I'm just implying yer a chink m8.
I boo'd the niggers and the niggerlovers on that fucken day. Bunch of fags and negros, wouldn't like em to be anywhere near me.
oh shit you said it so it must be true
the absolute brapman
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>croats
>biggest german cock suckers in history
>frenchmen
>biggest general faggots in history
No winning with either mate.
I love that picture.
ching chong to you too jian
rather be a german cocksucker instead of a smelly french half nigger quarter muslim fag
Why, does it make you feel good?
who the hell ever wants to be an aussie cunt?
Australians are legit fucking runny though lol Ive had good times never met one that wasnt that big of a cunt
*funny
Fuck
Do people still choose to swim despite the warning?
Fair enough
It's fine if you swing that way.
I ain't none of that, though. My country may be cucked but if you go to Sydney or Melbourne you'll meet more people who call themselves faggot than than in the whole of France
Abbos can't/don't read, so they just do whatever and die. Same reason why so many chink pedestrians get hit by cars here, they just walk onto the road whenever and get splattered
I saw this in an old /vg/ thread about SWTOR and saved it. Aussies really are a special breed.
it was on the national news, we had a few threads up on it.
He died a terrible terrible death.
Long and slow.
Sorry to say user.