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Your job isn’t safe from robots

Devon boi

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Another low-quality edition? Proppah epic m80.

Anyone got the image (big chunk of text) which basically said Theresa May/the Conservatives were playing 4D chess? Saw it posted a month or two ago.

It mentioned that Theresa May would present an absolutely abhorrent deal to parliament which would be guaranteed to be rejected. It then mentioned that there'd be some kind of political maneuver in January that would ensure a no deal.

Just wanted to read it again to see how it's lining up with current events. Saved a copy at the time, but it's mysteriously disappeared.

Essex innit

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Mine is

Mine is

Nope

How much of your income should you spend on rent lads?

Nope

None

*effectively cancels brexit*

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All of it

Yep

newrepublic.com/article/152181/boris-johnson-britain-next-prime-minister

wtf I love johnson now. When will May resign and let him lead Great Britain?

>would rather we ally with a country which shows the most blatant disrespect for us and disregard for our citizens' safety by assassinating one of their enemies on our soil with a highly dangerous radioactive substance, then attempting to assassinate another enemy using a highly toxic nerve agent, resulting in the death of an innocent british woman
>would rather we ally with a country which supplied missiles to pro-russian rebels in eastern ukraine, who then used one of those missiles to shoot down flight MH17, killing all 298 innocent people on board, most of whom were from the netherlands (one of our close allies)
>would rather we ally with a country which confirmed its expansionist ambitions and disregard for the western-led world order by illegally invading and occupying another country's sovereign territory
>would rather we ally with a country which has shown its utter disdain and contempt for the west by actively engaging in information warfare to undermine our democracies
You are joking aren't you?

>he thinks the process of germany and france electing their nations' leaders has LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL to do with the EU
You're just pretending to be stupid, right?

>doesn't have an argument
So you just want to destroy Britain, destroy our prosperity, and make sure that we're taken over by the Chinese in the next 50 years?

Is that what you want? Our descendants being forced to speak Chinese and praise Chairman Xi?

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Theresa May couldn't play a fucking Tiger lcd game let alone 4D chess.

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Why are you so mad that other people have socially valuable jobs?

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what the fuck is going on with Brexit, lads?

hi fellow colonisers i have a message to all wh*te bois. U WILL ALL PAY!

Nope
How is that relevant?

Managed to pull last night lads, me on the left btw

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Probably not happening, we've all been larping for 2.5 years

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No I am not joking, Russia is a force for good compared to Britain and America.

Just buy your own home

*cough*
sure aye

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Same as your foreskin, doesn't exist.

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Conflicting reports here Clive, back to the studio.

My rent is only £300 a month all bills included. Then again I just rent a room in a house with 5 other people. Looking at about £550 for my own place plus bills

What did goggle mean by this?

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Where is this?

Bro there are some nights where not pulling is better than pulling. That was one

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Really disproving his point eh Carole?

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EU does not want the UK to leave which is why they want to make no deal as disastrous and as difficult as possible.

>how is other people having valuable jobs relevant to your bitter, insistent self-assurance that everyone else's job is going to be taken by robots, which is clearly a cope for the fact that you're only capable of landing jobs that can be done by immigrants or robots
You tell me

lol what did are Neil do?

What happens after you die?

You willing to chip in, Cleetus?

I’d hate to flatshare, especially with 5 people. Imagine trying to get to sleep while Chad and Stacey are at it in the next room.

Cmon Brits get your shit together and we'll retake this land from the nigger loving yankee faggots.

all northeners go to heaven

She lies so often I'm more surprised she has a job herself

Brexit's over, lads. We're getting shafted by May and gonna end up with Corbyn as PM to cap it off.

Already planning my escape. I've got enough savings to live for about 5 years in SE Asia whilst I figure out my next move.

Called her a 'crazy cat lady'

Some rock club in Preston, saw the pic when me and my mates were looking for our photos and thought it was funny

How would the importance of a job stop it from being automised you spacka, if anything it will increase the rate of its automation to cut costs.
I’m starting to think you’re a bit thick

can a robot do plumbing and heating? i think NOT!

The pm we should of got

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>believing 4d chess shite
this is now /ptg/

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>Couldn't take land from 3rd world commie gooks with rusty AK's

>Thinks it could steamroll Britain.

THE ABSOLUTE UNITED STATE

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Learn to shoot and work towards your FACs - find a range near you today:
>nra.org.uk/nra-affiliated-clubs/
>nsra.co.uk/index.php/home/club-finder
>ukpsa.co.uk

BASC for fieldsports / hunting:
>basc.org.uk

Firearms UK lobbyist group:
>firearmsuk.org/about/

Brit/K/ FAC guidance:
>pastebin.com/P0THVqYB

Give your nearest club a call and get yourself on a beginner's course today!

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good, fuck off, you scared of Corbyn taxing your savings?

Nonce

Why are you dodging the fact that your entire claim is just cope for your shitty labour market value?
Why are you pretending to be employable/competent on /brit/? This isn't monster.com

>May's Brexit cabinet meeting now expected to run at least until 6pm
It's clearly not going well lads.

At this point Britain can't fight off and invasion from Finland, let alone USA.

LADS THE FUCKING CHEMICAL BROTHERS ARE BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=7wzR_BVFsUU

It’s me and 5 women, I was be first to move in so was hoping to have at least one other guy but nope. The Russian girl is the only loud one she finishes work at 3:00am and then will slam all the doors. Like I get they are fire doors so are heavy but fucking hell.

No job is really as humans will eventually just build a machine from it and then proceed to merge those machines if they can. Remember when your teacher told you that you won't have a calculator in your pocket always. look who's fucking laughing now.

kick it out

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wish I never went to uni, wish I just did an electricians apprenticeship or learnt to drive a lorry or something

MAY HAS RESIGNED

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god no, you should see her speeches about equality yadayada.

she's another red tory

When I was living on my own I was spending about half of my wage just on rent and basically the rest on bills every week maybe tucking a cheeky £20-30 away if i did some overtime I managed to save up about £2k in 2 years. I moved back in with my parents and now only spend half my wage on rent/bills and food I have managed to save up just over £40k in 6 years and I'm not moving out until I get kicked out or I can buy a house with cash. considering dropping some of it into gold so I don't get raped by inflation should the sterling takes a pounding when brexit finally happens.

Either you're a Russian with a proxy, or you've taken a knock to the head, or you're just trolling for attention.

You know how we used to hang people for high treason? Boy I wish we could bring that back.

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Are you gun user ? Do you know about the criminal record part ?

My mate got kicked out of uni for dealing coke and got a carpentry apprenticeship and is doing the best out of all of us.

How old are you?

What’s you jobs then? Blow us all the fuck out with you untouchable employment you LARPing retard
That’s the point...

yeah i wish

Fucking May is useless

We're going to accept this (((deal))) aren't we?

>implying you aren't an Israeli with a proxy

Funny how you had those excuses ready to copy and paste from your little document.

i would not have thought not, it won't even get 100 votes in parliament

Tried your luck with any of them?

>not wanting Russia to nuke the UK

It’s like you still have hope or something

Why's my job relevant? I'm not the one spouting bollocks trying to justify having no marketable skills, dafty

>if you don't want to literally cuckold our country and sell it out to one of our biggest enemies, you must be an israeli!
I don't even know where the fuck to start, you're so beyond moronic I don't think there's any chance of squeezing any sort of rational sense out of you.

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I’m going to have a nosey on the FB page and see if I can pick you out.

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Sauce?

I am not gun user, but what would you like to know re: criminal records?

The short answer is: you have to disclose any criminal record you have and it is up to the licensing officer as to whether he denies your application on that basis.

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The lads

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we're already there lad, there are no pakis here.

>BREXIT DEAL LIVE: Cabinet thrash deal for TWO HOURS - May to reveal all at 5pm
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>New drone footage shows Paradise completely wiped out by Camp Fire
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>Gambling machine climbdown means new rules go ahead in April
bbc.co.uk/news/business-46205812

>Parents blame son’s wife for murders
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>Trump RAGES at May over Brexit: US president's shock spat with PM laid bare
dailystar.co.uk/news/politics/742471/trump-brexit-deal-rant-theresa-may-air-force-one-post-call-latest-news

>Why the Pacific Northwest is North America’s best cross-border break
inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/travel/seattle-vancouver-holiday-transport-whistler/

>Theresa May forced into embarrassing climbdown on fixed-odds betting terminals
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gambling-betting-fixed-odds-betting-terminals-machines-philip-hammond-tracey-crouch-a8633351.html

>German prosecutors seek to lift immunity of far-right leader
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>US first lady seeks sacking of Donald Trump aide
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>Blair: Robbins’ Chequers Camouflage a “Tribute” to the Civil Service
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>Indiana judge says boy lacked remorse for school shooting
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Theresa May is a remainer, the only proper way to leave the EU is a no deal Brexit.

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Id rather be ruled by Russian than British politicians

>russia
>an enemy of the British people

lmao maybe of the British government, keep on fighting against Vlad as we end up demographically like Brazil by 2050, know you fought the good fight.

Well done on saving user. If I can get into a position where I can buy, I’d try to do it with cash as well instead of taking on the mortgage jew.

Npc ai is lacking substantially

We used to hang traitors like you

>marketable skills
Unironically no such thing. People are marketable, not skills. You can be a hyper qualified turbogenius but you're going nowhere if you're a stuttering, clammy mess.
Jobs that require personality will survive automation, not jobs that require skill or knowledge.

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

>Learn to shoot and work towards your FACs - find a range near you today:
just added himself to the watch list.
Well play lad.

Ones a lesbian, the Russian one speaks such bad English I can barely talk to her. The Spanish one has got to be near 40 and smokes like a train. The girl downstairs I’ve probably only seen like 5 times since she moved in. The only one I quite like is the black American girl but she’s so quite and shy I wouldn’t know how to approach.

Okay pube

A third, or you're overspending

BASTE and BLACKANDTANPILLED

>only one I quite like is the black American girl
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>Jobs that require personality will survive automation
aka people skills
btfo

If Boris and Davis were still in the cabinet they could've probably toppled this whole damn thing, they jumped too soon.