How do you make a woman happy?

She’s a popular meme girl used by like 5 different anons

Be a Man.

It's that easy you fag.

Most of you here probably can't even do a full push up.

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, “No.”

I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?

“No,” he replied.

I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo….I asked one more time, “Matt, did you have an accident?”

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled…. “SEE, MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!” While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, “Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time…I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.

Give her multiple orgasms and have money.

put it in her butt

Drama

I nearly managed it once, but if I'm honest with myself from my hips to my feet remained planted and i barely managed to push my torso more than 6 inched off the ground. On the other hand I'm ranked Elite in CS:GO, so come at me bruh

Can't u pick a better Bill the butcher gif, he looks so greasy in this un

Who cares

Assertion and insertion.

Conquer her and be happy. Your happiness will reverberate within her.

mining data here is like trying to civilize africa.
fucking pointless.

One dollar at a time at the strip club.

you're welcome

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You don't. It's up to them to make themselves happy and the same for you. The point of hooking up is to be better than the sum of your parts. If not it's a red flag to find someone better. In the same way women vet out guys with lesser income height etc you too are allowed to vet them for similar reasons, income, weight etc. Don't be a loser and don't date one.

Rough sex while listening to old black metal vinyl from the 90s used to work for me.

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Gold! Some comedy writer will appropriate this into their work!

My fiance actually gets off pretty hard from the Doom (nu and old) soundtracks

keep head down and never interrupt them while they're flirting with Chad

>How do you make a woman happy?
be a better cook than her. women can't cook for shit nowadays, and my girl is a shit cook. however, i love cooking so it's all good :)

How do I look at image in high res on phone

Hire a nigger

Who cares?

shoes

fpbp
The only reason for their existence is to complain about shit
If there is nothing they will find something

Checkd. Based boyo providing proofs.

With your tongue and fingers.

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Why do women complain?

Fuck her hard. Problem is that only lasts a couple hours. Long term we are all doomed.

Abuse her just enough so she can complain to her friends about you.

a 9 inch cock, above average stamina and the ability to make them wet just with words

Give her and her boyfriend a family

What are women like just after a good fucking?

This. Srs.

>how to make a woman happy
beat her to death

DATA MINING THREAD.

If she's white, give her a BBC.

Money Money and what's the other, oh yeah Cash Money

It's never enough for these vultures

I've always been overweight, not ugly but as soon as large amounts of money iis involved they are happy to see me.

It's all about money with hewers

I'm in my thirties bbut I finally understand why old guys die alone and just bang hewers.

It's simpler

I know. You act like I am not a psyop master corrupting the datastream.

I let Tyrone fuck her once a week it helps her cope with my short comings

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Give her something to complain about.

You don’t. One can barely handle oneself. If a woman is a miserable bitch, she’s probably going to stay that way.

Tyrone better have some cash

Cash is all of it

Oh.you're in the dog house, buy her a diamond aand watch how fast she shuts her fuckin mouth

Oh you don't like my friends, but you like my house and having a free car when you ddon't wwork or do shit

It's all money

Fuckin greedy pigs

what is a man?

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