Each one of you needs to post ''We are ready'' in google search engine atleast 10 times a day. Thats the bare minimum and takes mere seconds. This is to alert officials that humanity is ready for the big reveal and what the government knows of extraterrestrial life so far. They need to stop hiding from us. The goal is to make it the number one searched phrase on google and get enough traction to get the attention of officials. Remember ''We are ready'' , no extra capitals, spaces, punctuation etc. Spread the word.
We are ready
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What the fuck is this image????? I can't see it. I can't stop vomiting
WE ARE READY
pelsae help somebody help me i cna tostp
Dude, ayyys are the Japanese from the future. The only race to survive humanities downfall.
do this but instead with the phrase "I see Jewish People"
Is this the damn image all those threads were about?
>>>/X/
>photoshop
>hard x larp
>500+ replies
More proofs that jannies suck donkey dicks instead of working
pls..l.l dont save it...lllll pls!!!!!!
Fucking roleplayers
Which is why Japan is ready to import a few hundred thousand immigrants next year. Or so the media claims.
I think so. Fits the description. Ended up finding it on google images first page when i typed "Jow Forums alien"
fuck your data gathering psy-ops bullshit you flaming faggot
not your personal army, never was
Why don't you go post it and get into your own line you raging crooked boner
The cowardly pale skin'd telepathic fucks will reveal themselves if they want to. balls of light and conciousness constantly trying to help out and give advice, lizard people are not immune to bludgeoning so they'll always be scared of us mammalian intelligence, and the rest of them ain't that different as far as life processes go compared to us (think more mexicans and japanese but even more fucked up looking)
oh if i forgot to add, you're a knob slurping ass goblin. More species being introduced won't fix the problem that us humans will still want to decimate and dissect the other ones. "wE wuR reddy1!" maybe you and I, but the type of mouth breather that would actually type that into google for you would likely freak out and snap becoming the very beast inside them I speak of, resulting in something's death.
Have fun lads, no new truth under the sun, they're always after your mind first, body second.
Pajeet is right. No such image ever existed.
the thread i saw last night multiple images were being instantly took down, very early am... wonder if i saved any... hmmm very strange indeed
Two bombs wasn't enough, fukushima fuck them up pretty hard
aanyone got the archive link from the first ayyy thread last night?
This is the image, thread was deleted but I screen capped it SAVE IT BEFORE MODS DELETE THIS POST
Be ready in about ten
Jesus Christ!
this shit was already fucking debunked holy shit u guys are stupid. that alien was taken off goggle images from some movie/game or something. ffs some retard cut and paste alien onto desert background and you idiots believe it.
.... but lemme guess im a jewish shill.
Mexican shill
>lemme guess im a jewish shill
No youre just a fun sucking faggot
WARNING DO NOT SAVE THIS IMAGE
Thats not as bad as I expected but I feel really queasy right now.
aliens are fallen angels
nah, you're a Mexican shill
Im just curious to see what a real lizard man or grey man look like, arent you? I already spammed out my daily dose btw.
Nobody cares about these photoshops. Focus on the task ahead
Dude shut up
WTF I DIDNT POST THAT IMAGE
didnt get removed
Git rekt son.
You don't know who's even on your team
Eh... Although I talk a good game, I can't negate the fact i am too a human, I'll probably freak out as well if i just nonchalant walked by ayyyylmao. and that ain't meant to be offense to whatever disgusting ugly fucked up shape/form they take. I'd get used to it yeah, but if Bears/Aligators could talk mate, I'd for sure try to knock some teeth lose, or make squishy gumlines even squishier, like the fearful beast I am, before any meaningful contact and communication can flower.
The jews posted it foryou
I was ready. I still am ready. I know they are up there. I've seen them. They exist. We are not alone. It didn't change my life much. They still don't want to be seen, they still are in control of us.
We are prisoners here.
Not the real one, the real one is taken down almost instantly everywhere. The powers above us had people make these parodies of the real image to hide the real image. Don’t you think it’s weird there’s thousands of aliens in front of trees? That came out less than a week after the actual happening? I’ve seen parts of it but never the full image.
Those couple hours before we knew what it was and we had a mystery on our hand with only a handful of "witnesses" were fantastic.
only photo with a get... uhhh... maybe save... i guess?
THE ALIENS ARE BEING BEAMED RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Well technically they are prisoners of their own nonsense way of playing the game too.
Most still have to get some form of material nurishment, gotta deal with the whole excrement ritual daily. Shit like that y'know. Living never easy. We're all slaves to the mundane upkeep of it all.
Imagine those poor cocksuckers though, they have to live by whatever ungodly strict rule of a multi-galactic civilization stomps down upon each and every individual. I for one am glad I get to be play willfully ignorant of it and say/play however the sweet fuck I want, in this sandbox we call Earth.
is down, hope you got it, that one was real
Can confirm.
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should have seen that coming. The fuck is wrong with us.
aliens are real fuckwad
that was the fastest fap i ever had, thanks user
i got it, here it is again. will it get removed?
>illegal alien
inb4 ban
no, the photo has not been posted since. It made people physically ill and it was an Alpha Draconan not a giant chode
ayyy lmao
i dont know what i would do without Jow Forums
overpopulation
industrial farming
religious wars
'holy wars'
'central banks'
...why WHY WORRY about species that have their shit goether and can light travel around the known universe...
i mean i know its a nice distraction but...
do you think aliens get pleasure from shooting animals with lazer beams?
do you think they stick our heads on the wall as trophies?
perhaps this is buzzkill - sorry keks budiz true
probably breath funny for a bit then find something else to do
>how will ayys ever recover
s-source?
Yeah, not sure I want to come across the animal that collects animal heads as trophies.
Aww fuck yeah bud, that's my species.
This is gold
Become a productive member of society?
yespornplease .com/view/523680162
Remember when a mod put a locked sticky on one of those alien posts and theatened everyone who would try to post it again?
as if
you got the real one?
THE ALIENS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
I will be baffled to see one the first 10 seconds maybe. Then ill realize if im not trying to harm it maybe it wont harm me. Then ill try to talk to it
But... what about pointless photoshop shitposts?
Don't those matter?
no that was just florida
Ruth Bader Ginsburg doesn't look too well there. Clearly not fit to serve the SCOTUS seat.
>/X/
>Not /x/
FUCKING WASTED trips lurk more newfaggot
if you suddenly had a humanoid figure materialize behind you and force you to sticky the thread and make the threat, you probably wouldn't even ask it why.
This is the real one. No joke.
No ide detonate my tannerite dead man.
Yeah but you have to look deep inside you, to those instincts you keep bottled up.
After whatever you can muster for communication, natural patience may wear thin.
Will you: A - Try to fuck it (See )
B - Try to fuck with it to get a reaction.
C - Repeat A or B until bored or learn something.
fucking kek, can always count on everything being turned into porn eventually
Why are there no QT alien waifu in this thread? Sad.
this is one smelly post
these could be so easily faked...
i also am struggling to understand why everyone thinks aliens are humanoid in form>?
seems ridiculous to me considering only the myriad of forms of life on earth alone...
also - if they are say millions of years advanced why would they be biological ? why would they walk? why not hover around like an entity...
so many questions and all i have is a fucking rainy fucking picture....
>lizard people are not immune to bludgeoning so they'll always be scared of us mammalian intelligence
Maybe bipedalism and the "humanoid" form is a common and necessary pre-requisite for advanced tool based intelligence?
Ayy lmao