What are the chances of China coming out on top in the event of a third world war...

0 because America would absolutely launch a strategic nuclear strike before it allowed itself to be shoved off the top of the heap militarily. That would lead to other strategic nuclear strikes and The End which is not such a bad thing.

We have your back. We're bound together by ancient Indo-Aryan blood and tongue.

You can even see it in the facial structure. Indians can have almost European looking faces with darker skin.

Why would you want all those Muslims?

0% China exists purely by exploiting the idiocy of other nations. If there is no host, a parasite dies.

You know pakistan loves sucking chinese dick, right? They're mudslimes to boot, so why would you want anything to do with them?

>We have guns
So does China and probably better
>We have nukes
So does China and you would get nuked by Pakistan first anyway
>We have men
China has more

pretty good i already slave away all day anyway. also chink wife so il be considered half human in their eyes while you all are being tortured and fed to pigs.

100%
We would draft all the conservatives and the leftists would defect or dodge, and take over the government and surrender

>What are the chances of China coming out on top in the event of a third world war?
Zero. They can't even successfully invade their own "rogue province".

>be Pajeet
>get India presented by Brits
>instantly collapse and fall apart
>half of the army is literally unarmed and starving
>cant even deal with Pakistan
>hated by every single country it borders
>UNITED WE STRONG
kek

Both America and China would be decimated by (an inevitable) war between the two. Whichever country is the largest power to stay out of the war will emerge the victor, likely India or Russia.

Pakistan is a glorified Chinese puppet state

Zhang detected. You can remove your memeflag, probably Canada or Australia.

We have our internal conflicts, yes, but don't think for a second most South Asian nations won't see the Chinese threat.

Pakistanis and Nepalis are in conflict with us, yes, but remember that they share a common culture with us, they watch Bollywood films, their language is similar to ours, and the conflict is bro-vs-bro. I hope we resolve it for a United Southern Asia.

Also, we got you OUT of our little bro, Bhutan's territory last year.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_China–India_border_standoff

Imran Khan is against Chinese domination in Pakistan.

As much as I dislike the so-called Indian "state", filled with a disgusting beastly people, they're preferable to China. China is potentially threatening.

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Against the US or India? Zero. Their small coast would be laughably simple to blockade with a decent sized navy and then no more oil or trade.

Sod off pajeet. The pakis can go polish their rusty wmds all they want. They won't do shit. The only countries that might willingly team up with you faggots are probably nepal and sri-lanka.
I hope india and china glass each other simultaneously.

It's okay bong despite the hate we know you're rooting for us because the alternative is a dystopian future where you need 7000 Social Credit Points (TM) to get your loicense to post on Jow Forums.

In hindsight maybe we have more in common with China than I thought.

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>siding with a country packed with muslims where it's socially acceptable to wipe your ass with your bare hands tbw
Hong Kong was British clay too and at least they turned out well.

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China never fights wars over anything except the integrity of Chinese territory.

> a country packed with muslims where it's socially acceptable to wipe your ass with your bare hands
When did Germany come into the discussion?

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