Brexit Withdrawal Agreement

whoops fucked up the greentext from c+p but whatever

>The Government has been clear that its first priority as part of securing a smooth and orderly exit from the EU was to provide certainty for EU citizens living in the UK, and UK nationals living in other EU countries. EU citizens are valued members of their communities and play an integral part in the economic, cultural and social fabric of the UK, as do UK nationals living in the EU, who are equally valued by their host countries and communities.
>Individuals require assurance that their rights will be protected and the Withdrawal Agreement provides that certainty. Those falling within scope of the Withdrawal Agreement will have broadly the same entitlements to work, study and access public services and benefits as now, in as far as these entitlements have derived from UK membership of the EU.

>leave the EU
>still required to pay gibs to foreigners
Yikes!

That's the German work ethic I like to see

Only if they were here before we leave thankfully.

cant you bongs tax goods traveling through the country?

>no tariffs or extra taxes on EU imported goods

No. They've signed up to an even worse deal than before.
I suggest listening to Farage's show today and you'll get the idea. We'll have to abide by all the same rules as before, have no say in anything. We are a vassal state of Germany.

youtube.com/watch?v=VVVKzQd1tUY

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>In the UK, the Citizens’ Rights part of the Withdrawal Agreement will be fully incorporated into UK law. UK courts, when interpreting terms and concepts of EU law in the Citizens’ Rights part of the agreement, will pay due regard to future CJEU case law. Having had due regard to whether relevant case law exists, UK courts can choose to ask the CJEU for a ruling on a question of EU law. The CJEU’s ruling on that question will have the same legal effect as in Member States, but it will be up to 12 UK courts to make the final judgment in the individual case before it. This reference procedure is time-limited: UK courts will be able to refer questions that relate to residence status to the CJEU for eight years from exit day (29 March 2019), because the EU Settlement Scheme will be open fully from this point. They will be able to refer questions that relate to other aspects of the Citizens’ Rights part of the Withdrawal Agreement for eight years from the end of the implementation period, as those other aspects will only apply from the end of the implementation period.
>To oversee the implementation and application of the Citizens’ Rights part of the Withdrawal Agreement in the UK, an independent monitoring authority will be established. This authority will be fully capable of monitoring the domestic interpretation and application of the Citizens’ Rights part of the Withdrawal Agreement. It will be able to receive complaints and conduct inquiries concerning any alleged breaches of the Withdrawal Agreement by UK public authorities.
>The independent monitoring authority will also be able to bring legal action in the UK, with a view to seeking an adequate remedy if it deems that the Citizens’ Rights part of the Withdrawal Agreement is not being implemented or applied correctly.
Dear god this withdrawal agreement makes Britain less sovereign.

Sea border? DUP won't allow this.

I have to wonder if May's goal was to get a BINO just so they can cancel it saying, "we're having the same deal but better to say in and keep our veto"

you mad, america?

tl;dr

tl;dr we're fucked.

gonna need a loicence for that

youtube.com/watch?v=VVVKzQd1tUY

May trying to fuck things up before she is sacked.

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Island monkeys on suicide watch, LMAO

>500+ pages
Quick rundown?
Jow Forums is shit m8

Please tell me that MPs can vote this withdrawal agreement down.

How come the UKIP types are all over twitter saying this is a shit deal, who could have read all this already?

they see things like 'EU law X extended until Y time' and scream

They can but they won't.

Because some of it was leaked in advance, and the most important things such as how much we're going to keep paying, free movement continues, abiding by the EU laws and court of justice and so on and so on.

Vote UKIP.

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Interesting stuff comes at page 496 by the way on Gibraltar.

Also, the political declaration on the future trade arrangement is an absolute funny joke! 7 pages of nothingness. Absolutely love it.

ec.europa.eu/commission/sites/beta-political/files/outline_of_the_political_declaration.pdf

They can, the next few weeks are going to be wild

England is going full cuck

I'm only 2 and a half minutes in and it's fucking awful. Basically no Brexit, and now you will pay the EU 50 billion for voting to leave and have even less say over your own territory.
Your country should declare war mate. This is terrible.

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>Interesting stuff comes at page 496 by the way on Gibraltar.
Whats it say about the Irish border?

>That's the German work ethic I like to see

Already skimmed through it. Nothing really that interesting and new in it, got to look at the Northern Ireland language and protocol in more detail.

god I hope so

We know you are german, you don't need to hide your flags.

I don't understand why they're making a deal? Why don't they just leave?

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>valued
Fuck the anglos. Dirt people.

Seriously bongs get your shit together, we rebelled over way less than this.

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just declare war on them they cant do shit

They can, and almost certainly will. Labor thinks this agreement is worse than membership, and some Tories think this agreement is worse than hard Brexit.

I'm pretty sure this'll end with May getting hit with a no-confidence motion, leading to parliamentary elections, a Labour victory, and a second referendum on Brexit, with the choices being hard-Brexit and continuing membership (since any deal for a non-hard Brexit obviously can't get enough support from Brexit hardliners).

>Why don't they just leave?
Despite what Jow Forums will say, it is very important to leave on good terms for trade etc.

It'll never get voted through.
DUP have come right out and said that this "agreement" is bullshit because it treats NI separately to the rest of the UK.
Remainers+labour will vote it down because it's not full EU membership and will call for a meme vote on the deal.
Scottish Conservative MPs will vote it down because it doesn't secure fishing rights within UK waters.
The peanut gallery consisting of Rees-Mogg and co. will vote it down because they get to be idealistic backbenchers with secure re-election prospects.

No-Deal here we come, and bring it on.

I knew this would happen 2 years ago tbqh. The problem is we had the referendum but the same old political establishment stayed in place. They were never going to do it.

Can you please tell John Bolton that there's oil underneath London? It's the only hope left ;_;

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and you are in a worse position now then you were then so look in a mirror

It was a mistake getting involved with foreigners in the first place

>people didn't see this happening

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WTF is this shit?! I hope someone is tying a noose for that cunt- it seems to me that this draft is even worse than if you just stayed (which I suspect was the purpose of the design).

Damn, I really feel bad for the Brits right now, truly. Drag that bitch by the hair down to Whitechapel and get some butcher knives.

If that's all you really care about you might as well not leave at all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let's do it you vaginaface

>that image
how naive we were

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Kind of feel bad for Theresa now. She tried but it was literally impossible. This country is a basket case.

Maybe you should have sided correctly in ww2?

>We are a vassal state of Germany.

Great, now I have a boner.

>Kind of feel bad for Theresa now.

Don't worry, she'll shake it off.

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>The betrayal of the greatest democratic exercise in British history is now complete with the UK moving to subject itself to taxation without representation and a Brexit in name only,

-Nigel Farage

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>She tried but it was literally impossible.
It is. The problem is that English leave voters were pretty much voting with only England in mind. The fact that Northern Ireland exists means that there was never ever going to be an easy way to do this.

first time you ever had a vassal state.

The deal is fine, I mean it's going to be X10 better than any of those Tory backbench nonces could come up with. They will moan, cry and then fall in line with the cabinet in the parliamentary vote like the cucks they are

I'll tell him the oil is in Berlin.

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>”leave” EU
>still bow down to EU juristiction
>still bow down to EU market
>No tarifs
>EU workers still get benefits
>Now UK can’t vote or Voice their opinion at the council

Check

And

Mate

Seems like the Krauts finally defeated the Bongs

Third time is the lucky time

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>first time you ever had a vassal state.

I just wish our first vassal state were white, but you can't have it all, I guess.

It's a shit argument to make anyway. We have plenty of trade deals that we TURNED DOWN because the EU said specifically we're not allowed to make any new trade deals until the end of the 'transition period' which apparently will continue forever now.

This is from some time ago, you can see what we've turned down. Trump also offered us a good trade deal and we turned it down too.

express.co.uk/news/uk/850144/Liam-Fox-Brexit-trade-deal-UK-EU-countries-global-queue

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That too.

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This
Came here only to understand the brexit situation, but there's only 2 threads, wtf?!

It would have been possible to do this deal by putting in a hard Irish Sea border, but May messed that up by calling that snap election and putting herself in a position where she needed the DUP

>No-Deal here we come,

You are absolutely fucking delusional if you think parilment will vote for a no deal Brexit

>Whats it say about the Irish border?
There is a whole 100 page protocol on Ireland in the withdrawal agreement starting at page 302.

Meaty stuff starts with Article 6 in the Protocol. Essentially, the UK and the EU will stay in a customs union... plus NI has to comply with rules specified in 70 pages of annexes too (practically keeping the EU acquis for goods).

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see
Maybot relies on the DUP to secure her majority. Even if she threatens every single Conservative MP with deselection if they don't vote in favour, the DUP will never have it. At this point she's relying on batshit insane Labour rebels that a) don't want a second vote and b) actually believe this clusterfuck is worth voting for.

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> plus NI has to comply with rules specified in 70 pages of annexes too (practically keeping the EU acquis for goods).

Northern Ireland ANNEXED by based mutti Merkel

Thry don't need to. They just have to refuse to vote for May's deal. A hard Brexit will happen by default if they can't agree

>Essentially, the UK and the EU will stay in a customs union... plus NI has to comply with rules specified in 70 pages of annexes too (practically keeping the EU acquis for goods).
So N.I. will be subject to different/extra rules compared to the rest of the UK? DUP won't like this at all

We're better off letting Germany rule us. We've proven to ourselves that we cannot run a country

>We're better off letting Germany rule us

Agreed.

She's seriously fucked up. She lied constantly, dodged questions and then presents the British people with this pile of shit thinking they're just going to accept it.
I can see rioting and protests at the same level, or worse, as the poll tax ones.

We're heading for no-deal by default, not by conscious choice. By failing to pass the deal via Parliament (which is very likely), Maybot has to go crawling back to the negotiating table (if she's still the PM by that point) and request either an extension or a re-negotiation.
The EU just has to say "NEIN" to our request to extend the negotiation period and we crash out without a deal.

Push us into more debt see: spain, france, italy.
then offer us huge bailouts that we cant afford to ever pay back. Englands over. Where are we all (most of the EU) gonna have to go to be able to work ?

Imagine if UK had joined forces with Germans in WW2 to defeat commies.

When will the Brits start deporting Muslims?

lol, fucking WRECKED

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Why the fuck did the conservative party let the brexit be led by this low energy cunt?

i demand that hiroshimoot changes every uk flag into an eu flag

>almost half of May's cabinet opposed deal, had to be forced through by majority:
twitter.com/BethRigby/status/1062797500355108864
>DUP oppose deal, May Govermnent relies on them to remain in office
>Rees Mogg and co now calling for vote of no confidence in May

This is gonna hot up, doesn't look like deal can survive

you're not white either so i don't see how it makes a difference.

Delusion at this point. Parliament are all remainers and love the EU. If that happened May would just make an even worse (somehow) deal than before.

Remaining in the EU is part of the plan to create a one world government. The EU will soon become it's own giant country, they are already making an EU army. Kalergi and so on.

Because they're a bunch of neoliberals just like the EU and are all part of the plan.

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hey we might win a world cup if we join up with the french and germans

>W-we w-will r-r-oit oi swear
Aha. Not without a loicense you won’t.

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Hey, Amerifag here. Can someone tell me a brief cliff-notes version of Brexit and Teresa May?

My understanding was this; Brits were sick of immigrants and their government cucking away their country and race to the rest of Europe with all these refugees coming in. Also they didn't approve of the way their money was collectively pooled to help out other EU countries that were fiscally irresponsible like Greece.

But Scotland is somehow connected to England even though it is it's own country or something. And they don't want to leave the EU.

And somehow Ireland is involved as well.

And I have no idea if Teresa May is a bad guy or good guy or what. She's just the PM and that's all I know.

Honestly, this is about the extent of how much I've followed it. I don't follow EU politics much, despite my wife being from Germany.

Jezza for PM confirmed

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Seething britmutt

No doubt Jacob Cuck-Mogg will blow hot air and not do a single damn thing about it... again

At this point are we more likely to tell the EU to fuck off with Corbyn as leader?