Be me, senior year of hs

>be me, senior year of hs
>this gay kid has been bothering me for a while
>today was the last straw
>he tries to grab my arm
>i hit him on the head
>called up to front office
keep in mind this is a liberal part of the country, what the fuck should I do?

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Based underagedb&

>what should I do?

Get banned for being an underaged poster.. bye bye, Jordon

>inb4 I'm really 18!!

you should have fucked him, missed your chance

sexual harassment is not okay
even when the perp is gay

Kill yourself for being underage b&.
Also say he grabbed your ass, unless there were other people around.

Tbh there are 18yo high school students

And this, inform the school that he's a homosexual predator and tried to sexually assault you

say that you identify as a lesbian woman and his advances were sexual harrassment

#Metoo

if i do that he will just get his friends to support him

whats wrong with being gay?

Being a degenerate faggot

Smack the shit out of him and tell him to keep his mouth shut or next time you will Columbine his ass.

It reinforces the fact that fags are predators, plus you can play the victim card. He will never hear the end of it.

the hole, for starters

I'd define a degenerate faggot as someone who spends most of his time on Jow Forums in his basement

go on

What isn't wrong with sodomites?

The fact you used "Tbh" indicates you're also underaged.

Tips for spotting underaged posters:

>Dab posting
>Posts containing "well Jow Forums?" or some variation of "what does Jow Forums think?"
>Use of "T B H" (to be honest) - I ONLY see kids using this.
>Redpill me on x.
>What did he mean by this?
>Fox posting

I think you get the idea... other than this kid who came right out and admitted it, you can very easily tell the underaged faggots from the adults. If we got rid of them, it'd be one huge step in cleaning the board up.

My best friend came out as gay to me and then literally pushed me down on the bed I was sitting on and started kissing me. Fags are degenerates who can’t control themselves, I was only 14.

Do the sensible thing. Tell them you weren't comfortable with physical contact. You made it clear. He touched you anyway. You reacted to the assault based on reflex, and, while you're sorry you struck him, he wasn't respecting your right to say no.

claim autism and physical contact triggered you

No, they're faggots, but when you willingly take in in your ass or vice versa, you've entered a whole new degenerate world.

I'm late 20s, self-employed, and making good money. You couldn't be more incorrect, desu senpai.

If he touched you, you have every right to give him a smack. Also, you should be banned from Jow Forums, and your thread sucks.

Join the metoo movement and write lots of passionate speeches about how wronged you were by aggressive homosexual sexual harassment and the system that protects the perpetrators.

>"Hey user, I dropped my pencil under your desk and it rolled too far for me to reach, can you p-"
>"The fuck user? Shit that hurt..."
Underage and anger issues, a real winner. You should consider finding healthier outlets for your anger and also not coming to this site until you're eighteen and have lurked more.

No, I can't be more correct. How blind are you, you can't tell the difference between a 16 year old school shooting target and a 26 year adult? I've never seen an adult using "Tbh" - nice try leaf.

Apologize and suck his dick, faggot

he has been sexually assaulting you and blackmailing you

Think what you want faggot, it doesn't matter to me. The whole point of anonymous board. I could certainly prove it, but I'm not fucking stupid and have a good understanding of opsec. How do you even know I'm not using a Canadian proxy? How do you know I'm not a Chink here for opportunities. You don't know shit tbqh, desu you can go fist yourself in the ass for being such a faggot.

The fact you honestly believe this makes you seem more naive than correct

Teenage angst and rage comes out. Good job, Zoe... err.. Caleb... err Aiden... whatever your shitty Gen Z name is.

Mind if I ask who your favorite Fortnite YouTuber is?

stop larping you painted catamite

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If you're an actual adult doing any of those things I listed, then you're worse than a teenager (and that says a lot).