What’s the strangest sexual request or lewd thing a woman has ever said to you?

>"You're coffee breath makes it better"

pretty sure was abused by uncle

Thats vanilla

T. Former well known degenerate in the toronto kink scene. I've seen everything and done everything. I'm forever ruined.

Disgusting.

hot. did she ask to have the lights off?

Had to dress up in a black SS uniform.
not meming.

"take out your pocketknife and cut me a little bit, right here"

She wanted me to fetch my gun to put in her pussy.. i said fuck that it'll get all slimey. Guns over pussy.

Tell us more user

Fuck you and your disgusting mutt wife.

My ex gf used to be into scat and multiple times had me tie her up, slap her around and take a huge shit into her pussy.
I never ate her out, her cunt always stunk even though she'd wash it

Where and did you do it?

"Treat me like you hate me"

Fucking your jewish boyfriend doesn't count

dude thats too far...

"I NEED a jizz machine"
>I front of bf
"I like you, you guys should be careful"

eat all the eggs

>i love you

She wanted me to fill her ass up with gummy worms.

She want to piss all over my body. I let her do it... Multiple times. It was great.

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Black girl I hooked up with wanted me to grip her throat, forcefully kiss and bite her face, and call her nigger bitch.

WOAH CALM DOWN

"You have a nice smile."

"hurry. try to put it in before mom and dad get back"

If she's anything like my gf, I assume that when you get home she promptly flops on the bed and passes out. feelsbadman

No, you usually don't tell them about your partner

She wanted me to choke her, slap her around, pull her hair, spit on her, etc
I did it and hated it. Ghosted her afterwards. Why can't women be like how the cartoons told me they would be?

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>Been asked to impregnate my partner multiple times during sex. Is this normal?
Totally normal , I get that all the time.
Oh I'm going to be a daddy around spring time .I decided I must populate the island with my chadness

Did ya do it?

Did she like it

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"Choke me until my face goes purple"

This: pomf.pyonpyon.moe/ybravh.webm
Absolutely flabbergasting.

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When I was ~16, I was out for a morning walk and some middle aged barfly crossed my path and asked if I wanted a blow job. Being an absolute virgin, I was stunned and said "excuse me?". She muttered something along the lines of "nothing" and stumbled off. All these years later, I'm still watching for her on my daybreak strolls

Yeah she really did. Women are fucked up

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Yeah and her cunt vice gripped me

My partner used to get off to getting pet like a dog or cat. That was hot as fuck.

I was out with my buddy and his girlfriend, they're both pretty hot and their friends were even hotter.

we were drinking and having a good time and one of her friends comes up to me and tells me how when we were waiting in line to get in the club she pulled some hot guy in the alley way and sucked his cock, she told me she just couldn't help herself and pointed to him (tall turbo chad)

Women are animals. Men are mostly just as bad. Used to be cool in thhe early 2000s but it's all recently been hijacked by sjws, the mentally ill, commies, etc. Many of us left because insane women would try to out you to the public or your employers if they became offended by something trivial. Shits just not fun anymore. My wife and I learned rope from a Japanese master we met through mutual friends so we still teach little workshops here and there on the down low. He's dead now so it's more about passing on his specific form of shibari than anything else. Def not going back to the big scene any time soon. Not while people ask you to leave the venue for refusing to tie a fat chick ( it's actually a safety concern). Etc

Race traitor

You probably fucked up the normal flora in the vagina by introducing enteric bacteria like e.coli from your shit.

Actually had a friend do that also haha I could easily do it with my gf she's red pilled and knows what I am .

His wasn't just kinky , I told him to do it he was telling me stories about her , I said what's the ultimate bad boy to a normie? SS officer

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Are you gay? Why would she tell you that

I've been with 7 white women, not one of them has asked for / said anything like what you're asking. I've often been curious about this myself. But its not like I am wanting for more extreme / degenerate sex. Oh I just had a thought. Nobody has asked for anything "extra" from what I do in bed, but the ones I tried it on sure as fuck loved a good neck squeeze.

wrong flag, divide and conquer shareblue faggot

A few close calls, but no

Weirdest would be this girl I met in college that said I smelled good. She would then proceed to sniff me all over. Yes she was attractive and no I did not find it appealing. I was weirded out by it

an ex wanted anal, i didn't really want to do it because i think it's gross, probably messy, maybe smelly and pussy is right next door anyway

anyway, i did it because she wouldn't let up about it and i thought if i didn't fuck her in the ass then she would find someone who would

she really got off on it, came in about 2 minutes, i didn't like it and she never asked for it ever again

Yeah, she does that to a lot of us..

>My wife and I learned rope from a Japanese master
That is some karate kid shit right there. Tell us more.

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how do I pick up skinny chicks to go have kinky sex with senpai