Self defense

How hard does an Average Churka need to be punched in order to die?

>breathes in

Because all Europeans were destined to take BBC an XXL. Literally the weakest fucking people in the world. All Europeans look doughy and feminine.

This. Submit. Islam means submit.

>Nordic countries
>Looking after its own people

>Finland
>Nordic

Whew.

Blackpill but true answer: it would increase the cost of healthcare to treat two injured people instead of just one.

Hope you stocked up on booty-lube. Mayonnaise works in a pinch.

> its somalis
perhaps....

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quit projecting your fantasies.

Is mayonnaise halal?

>because you didn't run away and call the police

If you want actual debate don't start peddling fake fucking news. You have the right to defend yourself in the UK, even with lethal force.

If someone breaks into your home and comes at with you with a knife and you pick up a kitchen knife and stab them and they die, that's legal.

If you chase someone from your home and jump on them from behind and then knife them to death, it's not.

You're another American idiot who gets his whole world view based on pol troll threads.

>Nordic countries are a group of countries in Northern Europe. These countries include Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Sweden, Norway, and the territories of the Aland Islands and the Faroe Islands.
Mutt education again...

Don't leafpost. You're better than that

Finnland is a Nordic Country....

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries

I'm simply stating the truth because almost all American threads are dick waving threads or immature threads. I swear every American on here is aged 15 to 25. Full of immature nonsense all the time.

Are you really surprised why you have such a bad world reputation? Have a discussion about self defense but you can't help but start throwing out stupid made up shit making the thread pointless.

>Have a discussion about self defense but you can't help but start throwing out stupid made up shit making the thread pointless.

Are you trying to say there is an American conspiracy here?

Hitting a POC is racist, even if he is trying to kill you, you should check your privilege and not prevent him from doing what he wants

>Implying Nordic is merely geographic

Finns are Asiatic. They're not Nordic.

This desu
Russians (Or Roslagen) descend from Swedes & aren't even considered Nordic... whereas Finns, who literally have haplogroup N are

They are making the lambs easier to slaughter.

for whatever reason europeans have a mindset that looks to the government as a paternal figure, government has the responsibility to protect them blahblahblah. america was founded by all of the people who felt "fuck off and leave me alone" so strongly in their bones that they crossed thousands of miles into the unknown to realize that lifestyle. this is the fundamental disconnect that is happening when euros/burgers talk past each other when they say "in MY country we do ABC about XYZ surely you can too"

No I am trying to say most Americans are legit retarded enough to believe you actually need a butter knife license in the UK. You are all that dense.

>if some stranger in the uk starts beating you with a baseball bat you are not allowed to fight back or you get arrested you have to run away and call the police

You idiots probably believe that. American pol posters are either big city posters like he will not divide us and all non-white or you are country white inbreds who learn about other countries from pol posts.

Really sad.

It's because they scrap a lot, so to them it's still a super pussy move to use a weapon, it used to be like that in the new world too, in my lifetime.
They still have massive streetbrawls ect, the kind we used to have too in the USA and Canada, they were fun but then everybody started fighting over drug revenue.
Everything they do is done with this reality in mind, there are massive unruly crowds in Europe the likes of which the new world never sees anymore.

Because they don't want people to fight back when the jackboots come.

underrated af

Is there any way you can provide some examples of people being screwed over for defending themselves? Just curious is all I believe you but I would like concrete evidence to expand my knowledge is all

depends on the Churka but they mostly lay rock and railroad tracks and shit for a living so the mofos are actually usually pretty muthafuckin scrappy

Take it from a mutt. This is your future

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>Is there any way you can provide some examples of people being screwed over for defending themselves?

This is exactly my point. An American makes something up and this one swallows it up. You have no critical thinking ability whatsoever. Now he will repeat the same lines.

i don't know if you're right completely but I agree OP is probably exaggerating. And trust me, even if you have the "right" to defend yourself using your illegal butterknife in teh UK, they'll still arrest you for having a weapon.

God forbid the assailant is a minority too. Then you really are fucked.

>Are you really surprised why you have such a bad world reputation?
who cares? seriously, why should we care? we run everything, we're blessed to be insulated by geography, we have resources in abundance. the vast majority of americans don't give a shit and have no compelling reason to give a shit

>looks after its people
The deludedness of this yurofag. Perhaps Britain, America, and Eastern Europe have the only governments with some remaining elements of liking their people. Scandinavian and China Swede governments are the anti of what you just said.

I'm unironically Russian and I don't think I buy into this whole thing 100%

Delete this now

Learn to use google you retarded faggot

>"In August 1999 Tony Martin shot dead 16-year-old burglar Fred Barras and wounded his 29-year-old accomplice Brendon Fearon after they entered his Norfolk farmhouse, which was called Bleak House.

There was a public outcry when Martin was arrested and put on trial for murder. With Martin complaining of repeated burglaries and a lack of police action to stop rural crime, many took the view that he had a right to protect himself, his home and his property.

At trial, however, Martin failed in his claim of self-defence.

The court heard he had waited in the dark with a loaded, illegally-held pump-action shotgun, before going downstairs and shooting the two burglars. Barras had been shot in the back, suggesting that he had been trying to run away.

The prosecution claimed that after Barras was shot, he was heard to exclaim: “He has got me. I am sorry. Please don't. Mum.”

After he was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/kill-burglar-self-defence-what-law-allow-richard-osborn-brooks-reasonable-force-murder-householder-a8290441.html

They can arrest you for having an illegal weapon such as a gun yes. Not for having a knife, baseball bat, crossbow or whatever.

Do tell... if you shoot someone in your home in America and the cops turn up and see you have bags of cocaine all over can they charge you for that? Oh right, they can.

Just because you are attacked doens't mean all other laws are dropped.

You get carded to buy kitchen knives in the UK. OP might be exaggerating now, but it won't be that way for much longer given the current social and political trajectory.

You have some of the worse racial tensions in the world and within the next 10 years every minority will out vote you in every election after that.

90% of social media drama, racial tension, feminism, shootings and whatever is from America.

You are delusional.

Nigel and/or Hanns using a Russian VPN.

Nice try. Everyone knows once a Muslim immigrant begins beating on you in Europe, you must let him continue beating on you with impunity and then let him fuck your wife. And Europeans are totally cool with that.

>"The only fully legal self defence product at the moment is a rape alarm."

askthe.police.uk/content/Q589.htm

That was a very controversial case and he was charged because he shot someone in the back.

If you chase a home invader in America across the street and you shoot him in the back you'll end up in court. You got nothing.

okay, but the issue at hand was that we have a bad reputation. so what? literally no one in america cares if croatia or london thinks orange man bad or whatever. it's totally irrelevant to our day to day lives

>You have some of the worse racial tensions in the world and within the next 10 years every minority will out vote you in every election after that.

You and your generation are far more likely to die off from alcoholism before that happens, so don't worry.

You get carded if you look underage. Just like you do for beer. What a big deal.

> but it won't be that way for much longer given the current social and political trajectory.

Your argument now relies on some prediction you made. Wowee.. strong argument.

This is the retarded immature shit I am talking about. You are boring.

You might end up in court for a bit, but you won't go to jail for it.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Horn_shooting_controversy

No we just think the average American is a retard and you are pretty much living up to that.

Cool argument.. le vodka russians hurr!!

Is your world view stereotypes? You're moronic.

Boredom isn't a concern here. Letting Muslims fuck your wives is, and Europeans are professionals in that department. Not necessarily Russians -- then again, Russians aren't truly European. They're always been somewhat separate.

to be honest it's becoming less of a meme every day

I guess the only option is to use the tried and true playground method of, "STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"

Then just claim the migrant was committing self harm and you were trying to intervene.

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A chem ty otlichaeshsya ot Americanczev kogda ty ih nazivaesh' umstvenno otstalimi jirdyayami?
Stereotipi ved'

The problem is unironically the difference in culture. Before the Iron Curtain was torn down and the Great Satan that is America arrived in Hungary, people were much more kind and gentle to each other. The illusion of how beautiful the West is has only collapsed further upon my arrival to Canada.
You people are not white and you never will be. You are no better than the savage congolese who live and die by the machete.

You cite one case which by the title was controversial... he approached 2 burglars and told them not to move and they must have come at him.

Really different from chasing someone down the road and hitting them in the back. You are grasping at straws to fit your agenda. Most of your cops shooting blacks coming at them end up in court and that spic guy patrolling the neighborhood who shot a nigger was a huge controversial case.

You act like it's the wold west and you can shoot who you please. Please stop.

They sure "educated" you well, didn't they?

Didn't you just elect 2 muslim women? next women it will be double that and so on. Just concentrate on the shit in another countries backyard while bragging whilst avoiding the big pile of shit amassing in your own back yard.

>that Spic guy
EXCUSE ME! Huwite Hispanic!

I would expect this view from someone who lives in a nation where every citizen must carry two passports, and just give up his interior passport whenever a bored cop feels like fucking with him. Oh, and if the interior passport expires and you happen to get stopped by a cop, and he notices? OFF TO THE MILITARY YOU GO!

Outside of St Petersburg and Moscow, Russia is in a persistent state of poverty where fully formed walls are a luxury.

Cool jewgle translate

Russians are descendands of Swedes, originally called Ruslagen
Russians are probably the purest IndoEuropean Nordids remaining on the planet Earth desu

only eastern finns

We have Trump.

Europe has May. And Merkel. And Spain is Communist as well as Greece. Sweden has a feminist foreign policy and will be less than half white soon. France has Macron

Hilarious. And your country is FAR more Muslim than the U.S.

Ty mne ne verish'? Ya priehal syda v 2013
Mojesh' verit' mojesh neverit' mne
Fakt ostaetsya faktom
kak tam v Rasseushke? Batareyi eshe ne otkluchili?

This is just sad, TBQH.

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Wasn't necessarily implying race. I don't question that Russians are white. Russian women are the most beautiful in the world. Culturally, though, they're somewhat eastern and detached from Europe.

OMG IN THE UK IF YOU ARE 10 YEARS OF AGE YOU GET CARDED FOR BUYING A SET OF CHEFS KNIVES!! IT'S LIKE NORTH KOREA! I SWEAR IT IS BOT LIKE OUR FREEDUMBS!!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!

>Outside of St Petersburg and Moscow, Russia is in a persistent state of poverty where fully formed walls are a luxury.

>loses argument
>engage red herring

That's real cool, Chad.

because they like cock in their boipuccis.

No they're not.

Slavonic people were there before three (3) Rus kings showed up to rule Kiev (by invite). 2 died before they had kids. Rurik and his court were pretty much the only Swedes in the region by the 9th century. Then his grandson (I think it was grandson) Vladimir married a Slavonic princess, and made Slavonic the official language, after he was baptized. That was the end of Rus genetic influence on the Slavs.

>We have Trump.

Yeah he is immortal, hmm? Ge will be President in 10 years time? Give me a fucking break.

>And your country is FAR more Muslim than the U.S.

Which it has been for many years and there isn't such a class of cultures that America will have with imported Somalian Muslims. Wake the fuck up.

no, they're not you delusional mutt

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I'm Nigel Farage in Moscow. I don't speak such language!

Because in an all white society, they got used to being able to solve disagreements through reason.

Enjoy your two passports and your Czar Putin, Ivan.

Give it a rest, Vlad.

I provided you some examples, you have provided nothing but butthurt as a counter argument. You think anyone on this forum gives any credibility at all to your words? The likeliness of you being impoverished, uneducated and addicted to one or multiple substances while under the jackboot of a corrupt government is already apparent to us. There are countries that have a higher GDP than you with only 1/50th the territory. And these aren't muh stereotypes, these are facts.

Take your hands off your 1985 soviet-made keyboard and let the adults talk.

Nice VPN lmao
At least I'm an actual Russian, even though I live in USA

Was sipping some fine Russian vodka earlier with Putin and partying with some Siberian model girls.

Stay jealous.

This guy is definitely using a VPN lmao

Good try Nigel

Punch them in the throat.

Weapon laws are the problem in Germany. Selfdefence is fine as long as you don't get a female judge.

A person who, faced with an imminent danger to life, limb, freedom, honour, property or another legal interest which cannot otherwise be averted, commits an act to avert the danger from himself or another, does not act unlawfully, if, upon weighing the conflicting interests, in particular the affected legal interests and the degree of the danger facing them, the protected interest substantially outweighs the one interfered with. This shall apply only if and to the extent that the act committed is an adequate means to avert the danger.

Cardboard cutouts don't count.

This is I1 DNA, obviously Russians don't have it dumbass
I comes from Semitic IJ family
Scandinavians got fucking BLACKED with big Semite Dick during the Viking age
Russians are what Scandinavians used to be befroe they got blacked

fuck off kike

EU citizens are nothing but fleshy nigger cattle who exist to serve their jewish masters. Every real european man was exterminated in WWII thanks to jewish manipulation on both sides of the battlefield. All that was left are nigger cattle who dont want guns, dont want to be able to fight or protect themselves, and are flesh slaves.

Americans and Russians are the only based countries left, its up to us to revitalize Europe

I gave you an actual reply but because you can't admit you are wrong and it goes against your own personal bias you choose to ignore it and spit out ad homs.

Typical American.

I speak 7 languages. Putin is on good terms with me.

I've no doubt you are.. eye roll.. what else are you? German, Scottish, French, Dutch?

Now THIS is British post.

I have no fucking idea what he is saying.

>Here in the nordic countries the government looks afters its people
>implying sweden's government looks after it's people

you're really that dense, sergei aren't you?
it says admixture, not haplogroups, dipshit

You are no american you brain dead motherfucker

which means autosomal dna. doesn't sound familiar, vodka nigger?

Here we see a classic example of why the whole world respects Russia but nobody respects America.