Is he CIA?

wow looks like he has lost some weight

best you not know lad, this redpill is too volatile

I want to take the one with the glasses and hoodie, second-to-right, kidnap him, forcibly dress him up in girly clothes, and fuck him silly.

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He's a big guy.

No, he's American.

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Jokes on you. That's a female

It's only wafer thin

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That’s three fully grown Russians and a Polish midget in a suit. You faggots can’t fool me.

jesus christ tis nigga really looks like some villan

who tailors his suits?

North Face

this nigga looks like an expensive couch

No.
He ate the CIA though.

He's the whole fucking alphabet soup

lmfbo thanks user

>massive as fuck
>high pitched voice

What a foul looking bitch

This guy eats babies.

Leaf no, that's the gayest group of people I've ever seen.

>2 pockets for increased snack storage

Yeah he is a big guy huh you little bat faggot poster

the most feared man in MI5

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Kek

Clearly
youtube.com/watch?v=C3V98lnJX1k

You know not of the architects?

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Dude is a literal super villain.
youtube.com/watch?v=uoMF53viYjQ

No, I think he's just a hotel owner who loves his queen almost as much as he loves food

Imagine being a cute little girl and this large man has you pinned down while he pumps away at your virgin cunny

yes officer it was this post

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Damn, he must really love his queen

Fucking kek holy shit

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Are you circumcised?

Imagine the looks exchanged while giving the measurements for that tarp of fabric needed to barely cover that gut.

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Not that uncommon, I'm a manlet but my voice is Barry White-tier deep (used to work as a radio presenter)

better get the bucket

He might be hiding a powersuit that can tranform into a tank-like vehicle and take the queen to safety

can you vocaroo yourself saying:

Sit down, right here sit down
I wanna talk to you
There's nothing wrong

I, I'm not upset
It's nothing like that
I just got to talk to you

You see I got a problem
A real serious problem
I miss you girl
Oh baby I miss you

Realtalk tho the royal family's security seems to be fucking amazing, even the Secret Service has to rush the president off of stage due to a threat occasionally, that never seems to happen to the queen

Are those song lyrics or something? I can say it but I can't sing it

Julian Assange looks like shit

who would want to hurt the queen?

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>no one wants to kill a old woman with no real political power

>ISIS
>IRA
>commies
>Terrorists in general

Famously ISIS publicly stated they want to hurt prince George, fucking cunts need to be nuked

If by Cia you mean "can ingest anything" then yes, he's cia

they are barry white lyrics but it's spoken word in the song

youtube.com/watch?v=9-IVtY3CppQ

They've been coordinating things from the beginning. What is their endgame Jow Forums?

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Christie couldn't defeat this guy.

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is tubby pants in charge of security?

Cake Inside Always

God damn he’s got 25” arms, he can probably curl 200lbs per arm

culinary institute of america? yep.

Well he'd definitely block a lot of bullets or shrapnel

Is there a way to use vocaroo on an iphone? I'm phoneposting scum currently

sides: died

at least I don't work for jews

lol idk nigga I work in the boiler room of a state prison you're a radio presenter you should know how this shit goes

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4u

Yeah, sorry f.am, I'm on my way home now, if this thread hasn't 404ed in like half an hour I'll upload a clip to vocaroo for you.

>I actually won a talent show singing a cover of 'Can't get enough of your love babe' in high school

the elusive boomer

This isnt even his final form

Technically the Queen is within her right to reverse the constitutional monarchy back to absolute monarchy.

In practice, England's policies and laws still have to go through her and the Prime Minister is required to consult her.

Even without direct power, she's a woman who has rubbed shoulders with most of the powerful men and women in the world and certainly has the money and connections to make things happen.

Being a symbol of the UK for so long, you think her demise at the hands of the enemy won't change the political structures in and outside of Great Britain?

I can see that blimp glowing all the way from Texas.

she's the q u e e n of England.
>who would want to hurt the queen?
you don't think that's funny?

No one has REAL Power. Only connections willing to accept that persons penis being thrust into their own asshole repeatedly.

>yfw he is the catering advisor to the fucking army
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Morgan-Hewitt

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tfw

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I hope that's his nickname. With "absolute" in the title.

Clearly, she's smuggling state secrets masked as marzipan.

Yeah, he said helping her was one was one of the best days of his life.

If CIA mean Cholesterol Intensely Augmented, then yes.

well i mean...never trust a skinny cook

took me a minute

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I bet his shits are the size of baguettes.

What a stupid NPC cunt you must be if you don't get that straight away, it's exactly fucking complicated is it???

What a waste of good trips

Der boomer...

Who is this guy and what is his job?
Personal body shield for the Queen?

>During his time at Durham he was President of Dining Club, 'The Ambassadors'—and once returned to continue a function despite finding out his flat was on fire

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For you

those are some damn high grade buttons his suit jacket is sporting

truly impressive, i'm in awe

that's so British i can't even.
what do you think he left on the burner? ill bet it was good.

>CIA
*blocks your path*

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>CIA
>Cocks In Ass

Can confirm. I've never regretted learning about a topic until this.

Entire Scottish Counties were denuded of sheep in order to make that jacket.

He's a big guy.