Mexican here let's talk about taco bell and other "mexican restaurants" in america

wtf is in that shit. it gives me the shits

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where do you eat for taco tuesday?

gapitalism

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thx

>weak bladder

Whenever I see tacobell I think of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=jYHHCRm-R-U

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i like that skit. it was a good hoot

>pro-tip

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never tried them so wouldnt know

It's fast food. It's cheap and quick.
It's like going to Long John Silvers for seafood.
It's like going to Pizza Hut for Italian.
It's like going to McDonalds for barbecue.
It's like going to Panda Express for Chinese.

so we agree

That it's shit? Yes. But I buy it because on Thursdays I only have a few minutes after work and before D&D 5e at my sister's who only puts out salads and healthy snacks. So I swing by Taco Bell and grab a road burrito.

We literally make that shit. Just go to the store, get corn tortillas, heat them with a pan, and put ANYTHING in them. Personally, avocado with eggs here.

>reverse montazumas revenge
Fuck you and your weak asshole juan.

Nobody here is under the illusion of Taco Bell being authentic Mexican food. It's just fast food.
Taco Bell giving you explosive diarrhea is so common it's an irl meme.

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i eat jack in the box tacos. they're as cheap as can find

"Grade D chicken, but edible" is literally written on the boxes there. Dont get me started on food prep people there. Avoid.

ohhhh

only subhuman kikes eat at taco bell, avoid it OP XDDDDDDDDD

Had it for the first time on holiday earlier in the year.
Was pretty good desu. We don't really have Mexican fast food here so it was a novelty.
Chipoltle(?) was the best. Good choices.
And the unlimited soda & coffee you guys have is cool.

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Bro I walk into any taco bell in the country and I find five hispanics working the place.

Tell your peeps to start making real shit. It would be like if I found a bunch of italians running an Olive Garden

Well Italians don't exist anymore here but the ones that do surely pretend chicken alfredo and spaghetti and meatballs aren't abominations.

I simultaneously agree with you and disagree with you. Pasta + fat + savory cheese is as old as time. Quality pasta + quality butter + quality hard cheese + fresh ground pepper + a whiter meat, perhaps a bit of panchetta, some chicken, whatever, you could call this "chicken alfredo" and this has nothing to do with the mongrel, disgusting, charade that is "alfredo sauce" from 99% of restaurants or in jars on supermarket shelves or whatever".

Same thing with spaghetti and meatballs, which implies tomato sauce. Quality pasta + quality ground meats formed into balls, fried or baked, then braised + quality tomato sauce + basil, oregano, onion, garlic, parsley to taste is as old as time. But the fucking abomination that is known as spaghetti and meatballs with the sauce jar, grey meat, and shit pasta boiled in unsalted water for way too long is a crime.

So I agree and disagree. I think fundamentally we agree, though, you are protesting shit food and so am I.

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