What’s the strangest sexual request or lewd comment a woman has ever said to you?

Had me record us with her phone for hubby.
Another one wanted to watch me cum through her wedding band onto her tits.

Married women who are not properly fucked are filthy.

He's just mad coz Pajeeta once asked him to do something too kinky (poo in a loo).

I thought this was Jow Forums but it isn't. So what the fuck is it doing here?

Jow Forums has more interesting people using it

Don't shower and choke me.

I still regret it to this day.
>have fren of several years, cool bro
>buy house, be married
>5 years go by
>end up divorced, fren needs place to stay, let fren move in as roommate, with his long-term gf
>gf inappropriate eye contact with me all the time
>tell fren, fren brushes it off because we are good fren
>they have loud sex all the time and she starts leaving door cracked when they fuck and she knows im around, touches herself loudly when he is at work and i am at home
>wake up at nighty time hours
>want milkie, go downstairs for milkies
>heat up tendies and get milkie, hear moaning sounds
>sigh, fren and gf are doing things
>on way back to master bedroom see door is cracked
>casually glance in on the way down the hall
>gf is literally staring at crack in door waiting to see me, fren is eyes-closed under her
>she waves me over all casual-fren like
>walk over, fren obviously notices but is nonchalant, we are fren after all
>she starts petting on me and rubbing on me and coerces fren into 3way
>fren is not okay with this but pretends to be because she is manipulative and not a very good fren
>as it goes on she gradually ignores him and pays more and more attention to me
>feel bad at first for fren
>by end of it she is spitting on fren and telling fren she is going to get pregnant from me and he is shit and nothing
>fren is crying and upset
>cum hardest i ever cum in life
>she makes him lick her clean
>she leaves
>fren packs things next day
>no words spoken
>never talk to fren ever again
>he change phone number and disappear entirely
>never hear from gf either
did i do it right?

"Hurt Me"

After some (what I thought was) rough sex she said "you're not violent enough, you need to make me cry"

Any girl born after 1994 is absolutely, unequivocally fucked in the head.

Pic related looks a bit like her...

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"i'm so fucking angry you didn't make it better when you raped me"
not verbatim but that was the feeling

You did wrong, did you get her pregnant at least?

I have fantasies all the time about cumming on a girl's wedding ring, cumming on her while she's wearing her wedding dress, fucking her on top of her tied up bf and other shit like that, No idea where it comes from.

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I'll never know, they both entirely disappeared from my existence immediately. Friend and I never spoke another word.

>working together with some nasty whore to give your friend a massive therapy bill
No, you fucked up. Probably to as severe a degree as you possibly could have.

She wanted to be slapped in the face hard while blowing me.

A femanon once asked me to sage this thread

"Hello"

>Don't shower

Fuck I love that, especially if they say it right after you insinuate that you want them to blow you.

One girl who was quiet and shy after we had sex a couple of times decided to "come forward" with her fetishes. She wanted me to lay down on top of her in a bathtub and hold her underwater until she stopped struggling, then tried to explain to me it was safe because she could teach me CPR and as long as I pull her out immediately after going unconscious, she'd be okay.

She also wanted to do some kind of struggle/wrestle play where we'd both wrestle in a pool and see who could drown who first. I mean, I tried dunking her a lot but I never held her under until she drowned and that pissed her off. Haven't spoken to her in like 5 years and I doubt she's still alive today.

You had ancestors who probably raped people by the roadside, user. Literally descended from bandits.

This was your life and it was ending one minute at a time: youtu.be/_My7MBkt7oE

This didn't happen. Nice fantasty tho.

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my fiance told me she likes to sit on my lap when shes wearing dresses/skirts, while im sitting watching tv, and wants me to grope her. usually after dinner or work and it leads to sex most of the time.

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I met this great chick, everything I ever wanted in a woman. Get around to our first sexual encounter and she wants me to whip her with a belt...the fucking buckled end. She takes off her clothes and she's got fucking scars and welts from her ex's.

And did you do it?

Ah I've had this. Met a girl at a county fair. We go somewhere secluded, she takes her pants off and there's scars all over her legs. It was an instant boner killer and I had to work hard to get it back up. Choking her helped.

Fuck no I didn't do it, I got the fuck out of dodge. Reminds me of a married woman in Japan that I was teaching, she had her friend tell me she wanted me to "rape" her. So she could have sex without the responsibility. All I could think of was Japanese prison, fuck that shit.

The old 'choke out'
Last GF loved to be choked to the point of passing out. I'd band her doggy, left hand with a fist full of hair pulling her head back, right hand cupped around her throat with direct pressure to the cartoid artery. I'd release then apply pressure throughout until she'd start gurgling that she was going to come. Then full pressure right as she'd come, she'd drop out and off the bed. I wasn't too crash hot on it at first, but as time went on I started enjoying it. The best part was when she'd come to, and have no idea what happened for a few seconds. Good times.

Women are depraved.
Chinese Aussie girl asked if I wanted anal the first time we met. Fucked her ass on my fold out couch while she asked "am I a good girl? Tell me I'm a good girl". That was my first proper anal. She was tight but still took me balls deep. Pretty hot.
An ex who I kept in touch with for years after breaking up told me she wanted to watch me get fucked by a dude while I ate her out. We don't talk as much now lol.
I had an SJW girlfriend who let me practice remedial massage on my two housemates, hot Canadian sisters. I kinda fooled around with one but felt really bad. After a couple weeks I got drunk and started massaging her again in just her panties and I was rubbing all the way up towards her asshole and pussy, and when I'd lean over her to get more jojoba oil I'd intentionally let her feel my hard on against her butt cheeks. I was drunk but remorseful enough about cheating on my ex that I stopped the massage and told her I need to go back to my room. She was pissed and muttered "Well that was a tease"
And her older sister gave me a foot fetish. When I'd do my full body routine on her she'd lightly moan as I finished with her feet which were really soft, pink and well maintained. Then she'd hint with her sexy Canuck accent, stuff like "I can't believe how good it can feel for feet to be massaged, I mean they're just feet" meaning it turned her on. Same ex also let me practice on one of her housemates too. A hot but dopey brunette bimbo. She'd text me on her way home from work if she could have a massage meaning she was already thinking about it as soon as she left work lol. And one day I asked "sure, what kind?" Meaning back rub, shoulders, feet etc but she just texted back "HAPPY ENDING!"
A Brit girl I met online and fucked a few times begged me to organise a threesome with another girl cuz she wanted to get lez licked but I wasn't alpha enough to arrange one.
That's all I can think of.

Why do they like that?

WTF JANNIES. THIS STAYS UP FOR AN HOUR AND I GET BANNED FOR POSTING JANNIE HATE THREADS. ALSO FUCK JANNIES.

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" I want your hands all over me. I want your face between my legs. I want to cum so hard I hit the fucking ceiling. I want your dick in my mouth, with your balls in my hand, and I wanna ride your cock until you can't take it anymore."

That didn't happen but the fact that you would do that to a friend is probably why you don't have any.

Sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.

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>Post 1994 birth syndrome
Can confirm.

I had a gf who loved being skull fucked. I'd literally get on top of her and fuck her mouth until she couldn't breath. She was crazy about it and we did it all the time.
My next gf wasn't really into kinky shit but I was do used to skull fucking that I just started doing it to her and to my surprise she loved it and started to request pretty often

>Feminist "empowerment" spreading across the globe
>Meanwhile, degredation, choking and daddy stuff is becoming the fucking norm

This is why I don't take women seriously.

as above so below
this is how they plan it

Jannies are asleep this time of day. This is when I post my lewd threads

A decade ago, college. Birthday sex, she was just a friend up until fucking jr year. She hops on, takes me raw in both holes, and begged me to shoot a load into the pink because, "i want to get pregnant."
>I did. And she did get pregnant, but two months later from someone else or so ive always been told. But the kid kinda looks like me. Its a shame we were finished by new years or I would be on kid 3 with her by now and her mom wouldve juiced me into a state govt job.