Please for the love of god, cut this fucking poison called coffee.
>fucks with teeth
>fucks with breath
>fucks with gut flora
>fucks with sleep
>fucks with neuro chemistry
>fucks with appetite
>fucks with blood pressure
>fucks with hearth
>fucks with concentration
>fucks with adrenal glands
>fucks with your wallet
>fucks with your tolerance
ITS SHIT ITS PISS AND YOU SHOULD NOT CONSUME IT
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It fucks with my hearth?
AT CHRISTMAS?!
>hearth
yes, heart disease.
I quit coffee for a week now
I'm not even lying right now, the second day with no coffee i slept like an angel and have slept like an angel every night since i quit. I was an avid coffee drinker for many many years and I'm actually surprised so few people talk about this stimulant and its dangers.
STOP DRINKING COFFEE
Shhh, I'm not finished my coffee yet
On the other hand
>coffee trade is built on slavery, oppression and exploitation of third world ne’er do wells
>is a great way to mask the smell of cocaine for smuggling
>enslave hordes of shitskins so they’re to beholden tomthe pittance income it generates to mass on the borders of white countries
>some of it even comes out of a cats arse
It’s not all bad
Get tucked you tea loving faggot
it better leave my hearth alone it's winter
try shilling out of my watch kike muslim faggot
I agree that it is poisonous wagecuck fuel. It was even offered for free in multiple retail jobs I worked at.
Ive not had a coffee for two days now.. just two cups of tea at 0430.. day one I thought I was suffering from withdrawals because I was irritable and snappy. Then I realised I’m just a fucking asshole, and everyone around me are retards.
>tfw sensitive to caffeine
>If I don't start moving around it feels like my heart will fail due to it beating rapidly
>once I start moving around I get giddy
Wow user. Sounds like you’re about to die. That sucks. Anyway....
tried quitting and had a depression for 2 weeks, coffee is hardcore fucking with you
>drink 2 cups of decent quality black coffee, one when I wake up and one after about 6 hours
>feel great all day, sleep wonderfully
Starbucks and similar is literally poison tho
How many of you fucking faggots actually believe that coffee is messing with you?
You are so delusional cucks
Absence of god is messing with you
I can BET that none of you fuckers that complain to be addicted to any shit such as tea , coffee , cigarette etc. have any connection to god whatsoever
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Lol. Fag
No.
i hate this shit people in the mornings are asshats until they get the shit water
>fucks with teeth
try brushing them you third worlder
>fucks with breath
wrong
>fucks with gut flora
wrong
>fucks with sleep
don't drink coffee before bed then nigger
>fucks with neuro chemistry
wrong
>fucks with appetite
not our fault you eat like a little girl
>fucks with blood pressure
lose some weight fat cunt
>fucks with heath
wrong
>fucks with concentration
brainlet
>fucks with adrenal glands
subhuman
>fucks with your wallet
stop being poor
>fucks with your tolerance
of caffeine? why would you be concerned if you're not drinking coffee in the first place
shhhh sweetie..
>I used a drug irresponsibly and it wasn’t effective
>stop using this drug it is bad
I hate these threads. stop telling people what to do
I sure enjoy a nice cup of coffee and a cigarette while reading my morning pol before work.
Trying to stop drinking coffee just because. Also want to quit sugar but I really like to drink sugary coffee so instead started drinking tea without sugar to counter both coffee and sugar.
>in before "Please for the love of god, cut this fucking poison called tea." thread appears
hang in there, takes about a week and you'll be chill...
You seem cranky, have some more liquid jew.
Awwwww yiss!
Nothing better than that first coffee and the first fag i put in my mouth for the day
Unlikely, I’ve been a cunt since I left school and had to deal with people 25 years ago. And people are getting dumber
Used to call it a dingos breakfast. A coffee, a smoke and a good look around
Do you wake up in unfamiliar locations often?
Yule regret coffee fucking with your hearth
I "quit" it for about three months. Didn't feel much different. Maybe I wasn't addicted in the first place. My first cup of Starbucks gave me the motormouth for a good 30 minutes, but that's it. I talk a lot without any supplements anyway. OP is a fag.
>drink coffee to help me stay awake
>fall asleep 5 minutes later
Shit doesn't work on me.
Coffee and cig isnt any kind of breakfast retard its a path to an early death, and if thats ur goal then hurry up and get it over with
>hrr drr weed is natural and from the earth
>so is coffee but its bad
the dumb fucks on here never cease to amaze me
>I talk a lot
faggot
So long as it stays away from my log
I gave up caffeine for good. A year ago after experiencing withdrawal headaches continuously. And your right about the teeth thing.
Can I still drink tea though?
>not having a good verbal skill set that makes thots want to fugg
incel
Hey at least i've finally cut out the alcohol and amphetamines too.
>Small steps
just happen to be on a few days break myself. all shitposting aside i wonder if i shouldnt be quitting this liquid jew. supposedly coffee has some neuroprotective effects in old age, but ive also struggled with anxiety and blood pressure in the past so maybe that should be my bigger concern...
>fucking thots and wearing tights like a bitch
you dont belong here nigger
Next step should be eating a real fucking breakfast. At least 4 eggs, some type of meat, cereal maybe or bagel. Stop being part of the weakest group of humans to ever walk the earth. You think your ancestors who plowed fields all day and washed laundry by hand could have just a coffee and cig in the morning?
>starbucks shills
im not even surprised anymore
Well, I can’t blame coffee for that....
To make even worse people add sugar to it.
Imagine being such a faggot that you need to eat to function. Get on my level
This un ironically
>not intermittent fasting
you sound like a fat POS
You sure talk a lot, faggot.
nothing worse than co-workers unaware of their coffee breath
and yet (((studies))) say drinking it increases your lifespan
in hindsight i bet these studies didnt control for poverty, and this is simply a correlation with higher class people being able to afford to drink coffee more and live healthier and longer lives
so many "studies" just form a single statistic and come to some fucking retarded conclusion based off an extremely narrow set of information
Replace cofe with vodka
I honestly can't stand coffee. I love the smell, but the taste is trash.
I feel that meat is the only thing that really perks me up for the day to come.
Tea masterrace reporting in.
>being this dramatic about a drink
tits or gtfo bitch
Nice one Barry.
You clearly have a different idea of what function means you weak shit. I bet you cant even do a pull up
I can't have my morning ciggie without a hot cuppa blacked coffee though
Imagine not drinking tea
Don't drink coffee you could turn into this!
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Coffee drinks sound like fucking meth addicts.
My ancestors were jewish
Agree. Fuck coffee. It’s for weak willed wagecuck corporate slaves. Taste like fucking shit too. The only way it is good is when it is mixed with chocolate for pleasure, not energy.
Right you are old chap.
As someone who sells coffee, coffee-drinkers are the most intolerable shirty little fucks on the planet
And?
You may be right about everything else, but recent studies show it’s actually good for your gut bacteria and your heart.
Soda pop is horrible for your gut bacteria btw.
>manual labour?
>doing your own laundry?
Hello?
Ah ah ah, bitch. Superior tea coming through
I only drink this gross ass turd shit when they have already served it to me, and there's no where to pour it out. How do normies and wagecucks drink this shit.
Drinking my second cup of coffee in the last half an hour
It's not THAT hard to crack a whip...
You're so lucky for feeling so well after quitting coffee. I quit coffee for 2 months and felt like hammered dog shit the WHOLE time.
I had acute headaches the first 2 days I quit coffee, but I drank a shitton of it everyday
Just switch to the superior caffeineless tea masterrace
(or drink black tea while trying to quit, it still contains a bit of caffeine)
If your family is that rich thay they NEVER had to do any work EVER then why the fuck are you on pol? Youre weak minded for sure
Since I’m on summer break and doing nothing I’m experimenting with no coffee.
I’m on day 2 cold turkey from 6 per day. I have a massive headache, am depressed, body feels weak and don’t feel like doing anything.
Anyone know how long the withdrawals last? The only good thing I notice is that I’m really calm, but I don’t know if that’s just because I have no stress now that exams are over.
So does green tea, albeit less than black. I can’t stand the taste of black tea. I love coffee tho.
Lol. I’d crush you
Patrician.
Varicose veins dont make you tough faggot
Dr Zayas is that you?
Looks disgusting
Looks like you are 80
>zoomers hate coffee
What's next, sky is blue?
> literal boomerposting this hard
>varicose veins in the hand
Dude, just shut the fuck up. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Stop posting and take your meds
You are a faggot. During the winter I often enjoy an Irish coffee with 3 fingers of Jameson’s, 1/2 tea spoon sugar and real, unsweetened heavy whipping cream slightly aerated so it floats just before bed. I sleep like a baby.
Fucking hell.
Last time i saw a hand like that it was holding a banana
faggot
>thinks i get embarrased by things i do anonymously on the internet
Kek
a fuken boomer lmao
And it fucking SMELLS when coffee-addict open their mouth! Especially the mixture pf smoking and drinking coffee is unbearable. Yuck!
Just consume it responsibly and don't binge
STRONK
I've been drinking salted caramel bourbon with coffee. It sounds gay as fuck, but tastes amazing.
>Frenchman
>likes taking daily morning fat Algerian saveloy
Hm. Checks out.
Have you tried buying whole beans and only grinding them to make a batch with french press? Ground coffee goes bad in a day or two